CheechakoChuckles

@CheechakoChuckles@alaskan.social

To the current reality of Republicans all falling into the broad categories of charlatans, shills, shit heels, and schmucks there were exceptions, but there are no longer.

Anyone who still identifies as Republican is either some flavor of asshole who exploits morons OR a moron who is being exploited by those assholes. Disagree? Hit me up.

Fuck Facebook. Fuck Twitter. Fuck Reddit. All are volcanically spraying anuses, even the quickest peek at which will cake the eye with corporate shit.

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Free_Press, to news
@Free_Press@mstdn.social avatar

"My Son Is Not A Druggie"

  • Errol Musk

Elon Musk's father Errol slams media 'hit job' after reports claim Tesla CEO uses drugs to cope with depression
#AureFreePress #News #Mastodon #Twitter #Musk

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/elon-musk-s-father-errol-slams-media-hit-job-after-reports-claim-tesla-ceo-uses-drugs-to-cope-with-depression/ar-AA1gcUvH

CheechakoChuckles,

@Free_Press

Another #ErrolError!

w7voa, to newhampshire
@w7voa@journa.host avatar

Haley has caught up to DeSantis in the #Election2024 Republican race for distant second place among potential #NewHampshire primary voters, according to a new poll. https://www.nationalreview.com/news/nikki-haley-catches-desantis-in-new-hampshire-gop-primary-poll/

CheechakoChuckles,

@w7voa

Hoping for a ten-way dipshit dead heat! 🤞

realTuckFrumper, to random
@realTuckFrumper@mastodon.social avatar

Tommy Tuberville Put On Blast By Military Secretaries In Scathing Opinion Piece https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tommy-tuberville-military-leaders_n_64f7013be4b0fd0c80fd3b6b?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

CheechakoChuckles,

@realTuckFrumper

#AlabamaEinstein

thejapantimes, to random
@thejapantimes@mastodon.social avatar

The Paris 2024 Paralympics are aiming to sell every one of the 2.8 million tickets before the global event gets under way to top the record figures set in London. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/paralympics/2023/08/28/summer-paralympics/paralympics-paris-crowds/?utm_content=buffer07021&utm_medium=social&utm_source=mastodon&utm_campaign=bffmstdn

CheechakoChuckles,

@thejapantimes

That’s an assload of unmasked faces. If they all get #COVID and have to take #Paxlovid, the French can expect a tsunami of problems at their sewage treatment plants. Do the #French treat their sewage, or is it like #India? Wear a mask, y’all. I ain’t shittin’. Well, I am actually. That’s what I’m tryna say.

realTuckFrumper, to random
@realTuckFrumper@mastodon.social avatar

LGBTQ Pride Group Excluded From Iowa Town’s Labor Day Parade https://www.huffpost.com/entry/iowa-labor-day-parade-lgbtq-group-excluded_n_64f6c053e4b0e9b3e9e92203?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

CheechakoChuckles,

@realTuckFrumper

My few forays into Iowa gave me the impression one couldn’t swing a sweaty jock strap without knocking the pig shit out of someone’s grandmother’s mouth. Hick AF.

ai6yr, to random
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

#GFS currently predicting a #hurricane off the coast of Massachusetts next week. 9/14. Still too early to trust that prediction, though. #MAwx

CheechakoChuckles,

@ai6yr

Yeah, those fuckers don’t know politics for shit.

Hey_Beth, to random
@Hey_Beth@sfba.social avatar

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    CheechakoChuckles,

    @Hey_Beth

    Eight bucks a month to the #ADL to #pwn #ElonMusk seemed a pretty sweet deal.

    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
    @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to avatar
    CheechakoChuckles,

    @SmudgeTheInsultCat

    You laugh. I know a guy.

    heidilifeldman, to random
    @heidilifeldman@mastodon.social avatar

    Can you imagine the incessant press coverage, from all journalism outlets, were a Democratic Senator holding the U.S. military hostage to his own religious beliefs? Here’s an op-ed from three Secretaries of the Armed Forces explaining how is risking U.S. security. Gift access https://wapo.st/3r81gHQ

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @heidilifeldman

    Anyone who is surprised at the behavior of #Alabama’s junior US Senator, Tommy “Einstein” #Tuberville (R-AL), should be made aware of how one cannot swing a dead possum by the tail in most areas of that state without knocking the chewing tobacco out of someone’s grandmother’s mouth. The place is rife with morons.

    skykiss, (edited ) to random
    @skykiss@sfba.social avatar

    THREAD: This is harrowing. Saudi Arabia wanted the names of 6000 anonymous Arab Spring dissidents from Twitter. At first, MBS tried to get their names using EDRs - requests under emergency circumstances. When that proved cumbersome, KSA basically bought Twitter.

    ▪️They did so by threatening to pull twitter out of their market (biggest in the Middle East) and by offering to invest in heavily in Twitter. They also positioned two spies inside Twitter who helped funnel the personal information on dissidents out of Twitter to KSA

    ▪️In 2011, they invested $300M. In 2022, MBS bought that investment for $1.5B, worth $1.9B later that year, making KSA (The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia) the biggest shareholder of Twitter behind Elon Musk.

    ▪️The two KSA spies inside Twitter INFORMED Twitter that the personally identifying information they were gathering was for the Saudi Government. One received money and gifts from the KSA in exchange for the user data including $300K and a nice job after he fled the US.

    From: AG Msw
    🧵 1/

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @skykiss

    Many people are saying Jared and Donny rented Ivanka out for a week.

    stopthatgirl7, to twitter
    @stopthatgirl7@famichiki.jp avatar

    So #ElonMusk cannot accept the idea that HE completely fucked #Twitter, so now he’s blaming The Jews for it, eh.

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @RememberUsAlways @stopthatgirl7

    According to what I’m seeing it is also worth less than shit, so that’s two wins!

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @RememberUsAlways @stopthatgirl7

    It would take an extra foolish fool to buy #Twitter now at any price. Just *typing that hashtag loosened me bowels.

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @RememberUsAlways @stopthatgirl7

    I’ll watch (by proxy).

    futurebird, to random
    @futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

    I don't know what point the cartoonist was trying to make with this one. But whatever it was.

    We Stan the Solidarity Pixie.

    (Don't forget to update the shared spreadsheet with everyone's salary and put it under your pillow tonight that you may wake to additional paid sick days.)

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @futurebird

    Open to a bit of interpretation, but it makes me regret not heaping a bit more reality onto my kids early on. I did better than my folks, but the fucking planet wasn’t (known to be) bursting into goddam flames when they were magically turning my unfluoridated, rotten-ass teeth into dimes.

    GW, to random

    ‘You Will Be Removed in Jesus’s Name’: Christian Nationalist Megachurch Behind Takeover of California School Board

    The Christian nationalist leader of a California megachurch is behind the takeover of a local school district board that has led to Proud Boy appearances and police being called in to keep meetings from turning violent, a report claimed Monday.

    https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2023/09/you-will-be-removed-in-jesuss-name-christian-nationalist-megachurch-behind-takeover-of-california-school-board/

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @GW

    So… Jeebus on shit fer brain side?

    Brandi_Buchman, to random
    @Brandi_Buchman@mstdn.social avatar

    THE FINDING OUT PART: The Proud Boys were finally sentenced, save for the neofascist group's leader Henry "Enrique" Tarrio. He learns his fate soon. But before then, I invite you to come inside the courtroom with me in my in-depth write-up for @emptywheel

    https://www.emptywheel.net/2023/09/04/the-finding-out-part-proud-boys-face-sentencing/

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @Brandi_Buchman @emptywheel

    A delicious read, provided you block out of your mind the prospect of President Marjorie Taylor Greene issuing Rose Garden pardons to these treasonous kooks.

    breadandcircuses, to iran

    Let's turn our attention to Iran for a minute.

    FACT: The Iranian nation is one of the world’s oldest continuous civilizations, with communities and settlements on the Iranian plateau dating back to 6000 BCE.

    FACT: Iran today is home to more than 89 million people. It ranks among the top 20 most populous nations on Earth.

    FACT: Iran is one of the world’s largest oil producers. It has the world’s fourth-biggest oil reserves and second-largest gas reserves. Its oil reserves account for over 13% of the world’s total.

    Iran is also one of the hottest nations on Earth, and it's getting hotter every year. Last month the government was forced to declare an unplanned holiday — basically shutting the country down for two days — because of the intense heat.
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna97679

    A big reason for land temperatures rising so much there is because the Persian Gulf offshore has reached "hot tub-like" conditions this summer, fueling a heat index in Iran as high as 158°F (70°C), a level so extreme that it can test the ability of humans to survive outside for more than a few hours.
    https://archive.ph/4z6vA

    And the future looks bleak, to say the least. In the midst of an obvious climate crisis, Iran remains the top emitter of greenhouse gases in the Middle East – 926 million tons were emitted in 2018, compared to 750 million tons in Saudi Arabia or 579 million in Turkey, according to the United Nations Environment Program.

    The situation will only get worse. By 2050, it will become very difficult for anyone to live in Iran, writes Banafsheh Keynoush in a report for the Middle East Institute: "Some 70% of the population — or nearly 50 million Iranians — might be ultimately forced to leave the country to survive."
    https://www.jpost.com/environment-and-climate-change/article-754167

    #Iran #Environment #Climate #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis #ClimateEmergency

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @breadandcircuses

    So… don’t sell my buildable Alaska lots just yet?

    paul, to random
    @paul@oldfriends.live avatar

    If it seems like this crap has been going on forever, it's been 8 years (JUNE 16, 2015) since #Trump came down the elevator, announcing his bid for Presidency, and opening up the deep recesses of US fascism and creating MAGAism. #USPol

    8 feck'n years.

    🔗 Time Magazine, June 16, 2015, Donald Trump's Presidential Announcement Speech
    https://time.com/3923128/donald-trump-announcement-speech/

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @paul

    My pop used to say about people who contaminate the psyche, “they’re like trying to forget you have shit on your collar.” I’m afraid eight years is just the start.

    ngmi, to twitter
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    CheechakoChuckles,

    @ngmi

    To call #ElonMusk a piece of shit is to insult turds the world over.

    fulelo, to delhi
    @fulelo@journa.host avatar

    New #Delhi got a makeover for the #G20 summit. The city’s poor say they were simply erased

    https://apnews.com/article/india-g20-new-delhi-poor-9d449f133d5ed0aa8855ee65485ce873

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @fulelo

    All you need to know is they have a caste system. It’s be like here if we forehead-tattooed the N word in black people, K on Jews, B on Mexicans, G on Asians, HL for homeless, etc. It’s shithole we can point to to feel less shitholish ourselves. It is their purpose for existing.

    fulelo, to hungary
    @fulelo@journa.host avatar

    A good read: 'An Open Letter to Tucker Carlson from a #Hungarian Conservative'

    https://www.thebulwark.com/an-open-letter-to-tucker-carlson-from-a-hungarian-conservative/
    #Hungary #Orban

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @fulelo

    If it says anything other than “fuck you, Tucker Carlson,” hard pass.

    maxleibman, (edited ) to random
    @maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

    "If we can't fill the offices, commercial real estate will CRASH!"

    So I have to commute just to line real estate investors' pockets?

    "But a commercial real estate crash could TANK the whole economy!"

    I shouldn't have to spend an hour of unpaid time in my car every day to "save" the economy.

    "But downtown coffee shops and bistros and dry cleaner are closing!"

    That's more sympathetic than the real estate moguls, but again: NOT. MY. RESPONSIBILITY.

    #RemoteWork #ReturnToOffice

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @maxleibman

    This new COVID variant hurts, btw.

    seachanger, to random
    @seachanger@alaskan.social avatar

    I like to follow people posting in other languages. Reminds me I’m not entitled to expect English on demand and that’s it’s good to push the translate button sometimes and try and learn

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @seachanger

    You are SO right with this. Do you use an app for “translate?” I have to be on a computer to do it.

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @seachanger

    Gracias y merci!

    seachanger, to Alaska
    @seachanger@alaskan.social avatar

    “A new study says Alaska’s predator control programs — aimed at boosting moose, caribou and deer populations for hunters — do not work.

    The state Division of Wildlife Conservation disputes that.

    But the study’s lead author, Sterling Miller, spent two decades at the Division of Wildlife Conservation and says the state’s predator control programs are driven by politics, not science.”

    for public media

    https://alaskapublic.org/2023/07/20/alaska-predator-control-doesnt-result-in-more-moose-harvests-according-to-a-study-of-one-game-unit/

    CheechakoChuckles,

    @seachanger

    VOTE WOLFMASTERS!

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