AnneTheWriter1

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma.

She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙
#Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry
#Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction
#DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes
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Genealogy Blog:
https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.wordpress.com/

Writing/Editing Blog:
https://annethewriter33.wordpress.com/

Formerly known (on that other site) as:
AnneTheWriter1

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RickiTarr, to random
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One of my friends pointed out that Bible stories sound exactly like Florida Man Headlines!

Example:

Florida Man Starts Building Ark, Says God Is Going Flood The Whole Earth

PLEASE, add your own Florida Man Bible Headlines for everyone's amusement!

AnneTheWriter1,

@adhdeanasl @RickiTarr

On a related note to that one:

Infertile 90 Year Old Woman Has #FloridaMan's Baby.

In divorce filing, #FloridaMan claims he only had sex with his housekeeper so he could be a father.

AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

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AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

He is one cool cat.

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A GUIDE TO CHANGING YOUR CLOCKS BACK
Sundial:
Move one house to the left

Smartphone:
Leave it alone, it does its magic

Oven:
You'll need a Masters in Electronic Engineering or a hammer

Car Radio:
Not worth it, wait six months

Stonehenge:
Move all the Sarsen Stones half a meter to the East

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AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

BONUS :
Q: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on what you want to change it into.

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AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

Sometimes, you just have to make the best of a bad situation.

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If Death comes knocking at your door today, be generous with your candy.

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I don’t think it's a controversial opinion to say that stores should not be allowed to put up until at least the day before .

Let's do one at a time, please.

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jeffowski, to random
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AnneTheWriter1,

@jeffowski

That's also a very useful retort for "We need to put God in our schools and teach children the Bible."

But... WHICH ONE??

AnneTheWriter1, to Halloween

A #Caturday thought for this week.

#Halloween #BlackCat #BlackCats #Cats #HalloweenSafety #KeepCatsInside #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #PetSafety #KeepCatsIndoors #BlackCatLife

cstross, to random
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Looking at social media rn and I keep seeing articles about: ever larger, ever more-expensive cars, SUVs and trucks out-selling smaller vehicles, rants calling for the abolition of public transport, hate campaigns directed at cyclists, an insistence that driving is the ONLY valid form of transport—

The car industry is panicking. End of fossil fuel burners plus €10,000 for a car-sized battery pack equals end of a viable motoring economy (cheap second-hand cars can't exist in an EV future).

/1

AnneTheWriter1,

@cstross

That's a fascinating thought.

Some years ago, I was told by a tech industry insider that their vision (then) was to create fleets of #AutonomousVehicles that would be available on demand (think of #Uber without the cost of a driver, the car comes to you wherever you are, and you get to drive it), eventually making individual car ownership obsolete in major cities. Their idea was that they would eventually make on-demand #autonomous cars be cheaper to use & upkeep than owning your own car. (No gas, insurance, parking fees, repair costs, etc. If a car dies, just order another and leave the first one off the side of the road for someone else to fix.)

I think making new cars incredibly expensive would likely be part of that plan, pushing people to Uber instead of to own, and changing the mindset and culture of car drivers away from ownership and towards on-demand usage.

#ElectricVehicles

AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

Yes, women want pockets. But not just any "pockets." Women want BIG pockets... HUGE pockets... PRACTICAL pockets that can actually hold all kinds of things-- like wallets, cell phones, hairbrushes, Kotex pads, magic totems, and/or baby dragons.😏

Not the tiny ones we have now, the ones we can barely fit the ends of our fingers and a couple of coins into.

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AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

I've learned that if you wait a little while, that annoying urge passes.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #HouseCleaning #Swingset #OlderLadies #Housekeeping #LazyDays #LazyDay

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AnneTheWriter1, to mastodon

Oops... Oh, deer...

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taylorlorenz, to random
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He is absolutely so angry about his Wikipedia page

AnneTheWriter1,

@taylorlorenz

I bet #ElonMusk is also trying to distract from the fact that his #Teslas are getting recalled, and #Tesla stock is dropping fast.

AnneTheWriter1, to animals

In these days of darkness and worry...
Focus on hope and on the light.

Choose joy.

#Caturday #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CatsOfTheFediverse #SaturdayCat #ChooseJoy #Art #CatArtwork #CatArt #DontWorryBeHappy

SirTapTap, to USpolitics
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I cannot believe the lie that this guy has dementia still has life to it. Jesus christ. Solid speech btw, he's got a sore throat I think but it's almost unbelievable to hear a US president talk about palestinian civilians, call out islamaphobia, mention the poor kid who got murdered by name

meanwhile in the house (clown noises)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcpzXWJYsxY

#biden #uspolitics #uspol #news

AnneTheWriter1,

@SirTapTap
The throat clearing and throat-phlegm issues are typical with old people. Several folks in my family have done the same in their old age. But his brain is indeed sharper than most of us at any age.

9to5Mac, to random
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Vision Pro could let you see out of an Apple Car with no windows https://9to5mac.com/2023/10/18/apple-car-with-no-windows/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

AnneTheWriter1,

@9to5Mac
So when the software fails or the hardware breaks suddenly, you're stuck inside a moving coffin you can't see out of, as it races towards oncoming traffic or rear-ends the guy in front of you at full speed.

Brilliant. Just... brilliant. 🙄

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