patrickstewart, to philosophy
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Hello everyone! New instance, new #introduction.

My name is Patrick Stewart (yes, for real), and I'm the founder and chief editor of @thetaoistonline. We publish #philosophy, #religion, and #spirituality articles. You can find us at https://thetaoist.online or our homepage https://thetaoistonline.org

I also have 3 amazing #kids, a #wife of 13 years, and live in Fort Worth, #Texas. I'm a #writer, #author, and I #workfromhome. I try to post every day cuz I love #mastodon and the #fediverse!

luvs2bex, (edited ) to Marriage

I love showing my tits and spreading my legs for strangers!

#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading #femalenudity

luvs2bex, to Marriage
mikemathia, to Marriage
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange avatar
SharonCummingsArt, to relationships
@SharonCummingsArt@socel.net avatar
Rasta, to Meme
@Rasta@mstdn.ca avatar

Does cold weather make it hard to start your car?

Wife calls husband to tell him the car won't start..

#Meme #ColdWeather #Automotive #Wife

luvs2bex, to Marriage

Tits out, legs spread, you can see my hairy pussy around the edges of my panties!

#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading #femalenudity, #panties, #milf, #gilf, #curvy

luvs2bex, to Marriage

Showing my saggy tits and spreading my legs to show my hairy pussy
#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading

luvs2bex, to Marriage
luvs2bex, to Marriage
ErosBlog, to Marriage
@ErosBlog@kinkyelephant.com avatar
lttlbigstick, to Marriage
ellasiempredicesi, to Marriage Spanish
@ellasiempredicesi@mastodon.social avatar
Nonog, to Marriage

Sex-obsessed site run by House Speaker's wife suddenly goes dark
A website run by the wife of House Speaker Mike Johnson disappeared yesterday.
https://boingboing.net/2023/10/31/sex-obsessed-site-run-by-house-speakers-wife-suddenly-goes-dark.html #MikeJohnson #speaker #wife #website

xoxophotog, to Marriage
WISTquote, to Quotes
@WISTquote@zirk.us avatar

A quotation from Bible, vol. 1, Old Testament:

«
Find joy with the wife you married in your youth, fair as a hind, graceful as a fawn. Let hers be the company you keep, hers the breasts that ever fill you with delight, hers the love that ever holds you captive.
»

Full quote, sourcing, notes:
https://wist.info/bible-ot/29509/

lttlbigstick, to Marriage
werefreeatlast, to selfhosted
@werefreeatlast@mastodon.social avatar

Is there a yet?

https://lemmy.world/post/11915728

https://lemmy.world/post/11959769

Just noticed these two articles and figured someone must have one now. How do you know she's not on you with your or someone in your ? Does she like gifts for Valentine's?

SherBeareth, to Marriage
@SherBeareth@mastodon.world avatar

#justiceclarencethomas faced criticism on Tuesday over comments he made during a case focused on the #January6 2021, #riot at the #Capitol.

"In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his #wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case," lawyer Jeffrey Toobin wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/clarence-thomas-faces-backlash-over-jan-6-case-comments-what-disgrace-1890966

hannah, to Marriage
@hannah@mbe.tv avatar

Hey all! 👋🏼 It’s #introdction time! My name is Hannah and I want to share a little about myself:

I’m a #wife (my hottie husband is @alex ) and a #mom of 3 awesome boys 🐻🐻🐻

I’m a co owner of Markley Bros. Entertainment and a cast member on our #dnd show Ember Fables! I #homeschool my kids and drink enough #coffee to fuel a small army ☕️

I love all things #mushrooms 🍄

I enjoy playing #ttrpg, #reading, playing #videogames ( #BG3 and #stardewvalley are my current favs), being outside but only in the hot sun ☀️, riding my #motorcycle and watching #scifi and #fantasy

Although I’m new this the world of #Fediverse I’m excited to be here!

luvs2bex, to Marriage

It’s titty Tuesday a real thing or is it just a way to get women to show their tits, either way.
#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading, #TittyTuesday, #femalenudity

werefreeatlast, to Marriage
@werefreeatlast@mastodon.social avatar

Yeah we are worried! We extracted a number of eggs, which we then proceeded to , grow , and pic the faster growing ones from. That's a standard procedure in . Unless you only got one or two eggs left, you pick from the best. Then you the rest for next time. Except now my 's maker is broken and frankly we good with these. So what? We were paying $500 a year to keep the others for a few years. So then we stopped and now we are murderers in ?

Rasta, to history
@Rasta@mstdn.ca avatar

#StoryTime (for new readers)

Some background posts that lead into the story. BACKGROUND
-HASHTAG INTERESTS:
https://mstdn.ca/@Rasta/110230589278631546

But, in this #thread, I want to talk about my wife, who isn't here, online.

You hear little bits in posts, and all about what I am doing, what about the woman that works silently behind the scenes in my life?

READ ON, #History #Marriage #Wife #Homebody #CountryGirl

Part of this overlaps with my personal story linked above.

... /2

mythologyandhistory, to Fashion
@mythologyandhistory@mas.to avatar

Do you know about real #fashion crimes?

Sko-Ella was REALLY into shoes. For a new pair, she made a pack with the #devil.

She was meant to create discord between a married couple.

She told the #wife to cut the beard of her man at night to ensure his faithfulness, & told the husband that his wife was going to kill him.

He saw his wife with a knife & #killed her.

When Ella asked the devil for her prize, he was so disturbed by her that he would only hand it over at arm's length.

#mythology

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