mikemathia, to Marriage
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hannah, to Marriage
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Hey all! 👋🏼 It’s #introdction time! My name is Hannah and I want to share a little about myself:

I’m a #wife (my hottie husband is @alex ) and a #mom of 3 awesome boys 🐻🐻🐻

I’m a co owner of Markley Bros. Entertainment and a cast member on our #dnd show Ember Fables! I #homeschool my kids and drink enough #coffee to fuel a small army ☕️

I love all things #mushrooms 🍄

I enjoy playing #ttrpg, #reading, playing #videogames ( #BG3 and #stardewvalley are my current favs), being outside but only in the hot sun ☀️, riding my #motorcycle and watching #scifi and #fantasy

Although I’m new this the world of #Fediverse I’m excited to be here!

br00t4c, to random
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Samuel Alito's wife claimed upside-down flag was 'international sign of distress'

#samuelalito #senate

https://www.theguardian.com/law/article/2024/may/25/samuel-alito-upside-down-us-flag

MugsysRapSheet,
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@br00t4c
threw his under the bus, and she is apparently more than happy to let it back up over her and run over her again (then apologize to the bus.) 🤦‍♂️

mikemathia, to Marriage
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FaithinBones, to Dogs
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Isn’t love grand? #love #pets #dogs #wife #marriage

SherBeareth, to Marriage
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#justiceclarencethomas faced criticism on Tuesday over comments he made during a case focused on the #January6 2021, #riot at the #Capitol.

"In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his #wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case," lawyer Jeffrey Toobin wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/clarence-thomas-faces-backlash-over-jan-6-case-comments-what-disgrace-1890966

ErosBlog, to Marriage
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TheMetalDog, to Marriage
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Rasta, to Meme
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Does cold weather make it hard to start your car?

Wife calls husband to tell him the car won't start..

#Meme #ColdWeather #Automotive #Wife

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werefreeatlast, to Marriage
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Yeah we are worried! We extracted a number of eggs, which we then proceeded to #fertilize, grow #embryos, and pic the faster growing ones from. That's a standard procedure in #IVF. Unless you only got one or two eggs left, you pick from the best. Then you #freeze the rest for next time. Except now my #wife's #baby maker is broken and frankly we good with these. So what? We were paying $500 a year to keep the others #frozen for a few years. So then we stopped and now we are murderers in #Alabama?

werefreeatlast, to selfhosted
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Is there a yet?

https://lemmy.world/post/11915728

https://lemmy.world/post/11959769

Just noticed these two articles and figured someone must have one now. How do you know she's not on you with your or someone in your ? Does she like gifts for Valentine's?

cliffwade, to Marriage
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mikemathia, to Marriage
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mythologyandhistory, to Fashion
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Do you know about real #fashion crimes?

Sko-Ella was REALLY into shoes. For a new pair, she made a pack with the #devil.

She was meant to create discord between a married couple.

She told the #wife to cut the beard of her man at night to ensure his faithfulness, & told the husband that his wife was going to kill him.

He saw his wife with a knife & #killed her.

When Ella asked the devil for her prize, he was so disturbed by her that he would only hand it over at arm's length.

#mythology

paboland, to Marriage
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The power of coco loco. :ablobspin:

#GIDLE #Wife #GIDLE_Two #Two #kpop

luvs2bex, to Marriage

It’s titty Tuesday a real thing or is it just a way to get women to show their tits, either way.
#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading, #TittyTuesday, #femalenudity

paboland, to Marriage
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SLAY! SO TWINKLE TWINKLE! :blobcry: :blobcatphones: :ablobspin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baaNwRAhHBo

#GIDLE #Wife #GIDLE_Wife #GIDLE_Two #kpop

WISTquote, to Quotes
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A quotation from Bible, vol. 1, Old Testament:

«
Find joy with the wife you married in your youth, fair as a hind, graceful as a fawn. Let hers be the company you keep, hers the breasts that ever fill you with delight, hers the love that ever holds you captive.
»

Full quote, sourcing, notes:
https://wist.info/bible-ot/29509/

mikemathia, to Marriage
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ellasiempredicesi, to Marriage Spanish
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#pussy #lips #shower #mature #wife #cougar #hotwife #madura #esposa #cachonda #coño #labios #ducha #nsfw

Muchas veces no puedo evitar tocarme en la ducha y tener varios orgasmos.

mikemathia, to Marriage
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anro2, to Marriage
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Susan_Larson_TN, to legal
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