hannah, to Marriage
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Hey all! 👋🏼 It’s #introdction time! My name is Hannah and I want to share a little about myself:

I’m a #wife (my hottie husband is @alex ) and a #mom of 3 awesome boys 🐻🐻🐻

I’m a co owner of Markley Bros. Entertainment and a cast member on our #dnd show Ember Fables! I #homeschool my kids and drink enough #coffee to fuel a small army ☕️

I love all things #mushrooms 🍄

I enjoy playing #ttrpg, #reading, playing #videogames ( #BG3 and #stardewvalley are my current favs), being outside but only in the hot sun ☀️, riding my #motorcycle and watching #scifi and #fantasy

Although I’m new this the world of #Fediverse I’m excited to be here!

SharonCummingsArt, to relationships
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SherBeareth, to Marriage
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#justiceclarencethomas faced criticism on Tuesday over comments he made during a case focused on the #January6 2021, #riot at the #Capitol.

"In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his #wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case," lawyer Jeffrey Toobin wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/clarence-thomas-faces-backlash-over-jan-6-case-comments-what-disgrace-1890966

ErosBlog, to Marriage
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TheMetalDog, to Marriage
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Rasta, to Meme
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Does cold weather make it hard to start your car?

Wife calls husband to tell him the car won't start..

#Meme #ColdWeather #Automotive #Wife

werefreeatlast, to Marriage
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Yeah we are worried! We extracted a number of eggs, which we then proceeded to #fertilize, grow #embryos, and pic the faster growing ones from. That's a standard procedure in #IVF. Unless you only got one or two eggs left, you pick from the best. Then you #freeze the rest for next time. Except now my #wife's #baby maker is broken and frankly we good with these. So what? We were paying $500 a year to keep the others #frozen for a few years. So then we stopped and now we are murderers in #Alabama?

werefreeatlast, to selfhosted
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Is there a yet?

https://lemmy.world/post/11915728

https://lemmy.world/post/11959769

Just noticed these two articles and figured someone must have one now. How do you know she's not on you with your or someone in your ? Does she like gifts for Valentine's?

cliffwade, to Marriage
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mythologyandhistory, to Fashion
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Do you know about real #fashion crimes?

Sko-Ella was REALLY into shoes. For a new pair, she made a pack with the #devil.

She was meant to create discord between a married couple.

She told the #wife to cut the beard of her man at night to ensure his faithfulness, & told the husband that his wife was going to kill him.

He saw his wife with a knife & #killed her.

When Ella asked the devil for her prize, he was so disturbed by her that he would only hand it over at arm's length.

#mythology

paboland, to Marriage
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The power of coco loco. :ablobspin:

#GIDLE #Wife #GIDLE_Two #Two #kpop

paboland, to Marriage
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SLAY! SO TWINKLE TWINKLE! :blobcry: :blobcatphones: :ablobspin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baaNwRAhHBo

#GIDLE #Wife #GIDLE_Wife #GIDLE_Two #kpop

WISTquote, to Quotes
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A quotation from Bible, vol. 1, Old Testament:

«
Find joy with the wife you married in your youth, fair as a hind, graceful as a fawn. Let hers be the company you keep, hers the breasts that ever fill you with delight, hers the love that ever holds you captive.
»

Full quote, sourcing, notes:
https://wist.info/bible-ot/29509/

mikemathia, to Marriage
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anro2, to Marriage
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Nonog, to Marriage

Sex-obsessed site run by House Speaker's wife suddenly goes dark
A website run by the wife of House Speaker Mike Johnson disappeared yesterday.
https://boingboing.net/2023/10/31/sex-obsessed-site-run-by-house-speakers-wife-suddenly-goes-dark.html #MikeJohnson #speaker #wife #website

Rasta, to history
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#StoryTime (for new readers)

Some background posts that lead into the story. BACKGROUND
-HASHTAG INTERESTS:
https://mstdn.ca/@Rasta/110230589278631546

But, in this #thread, I want to talk about my wife, who isn't here, online.

You hear little bits in posts, and all about what I am doing, what about the woman that works silently behind the scenes in my life?

READ ON, #History #Marriage #Wife #Homebody #CountryGirl

Part of this overlaps with my personal story linked above.

... /2

odddev, to Marriage
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Really jealous of my that she lives with a genius.

xoxophotog, to Marriage
luvs2bex, (edited ) to Marriage

Getting clean for my husband after a playdate with some guys I met at a bar in the next city over.
#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading #femalenudity, #panties, #milf, #gilf, #curvy, #bath

KissAnne, to Marriage Finnish
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My 's ex- is like a to me. I got to know her when I was 14 years old. I'm staying over night at her place . She has beautiful paintings on the wall. of course! 🙂

Another painting where a cat is sitting on a woman's head
A pile of cats sitting on top of each other
A cat figure with a long tail

luvs2bex, to Marriage

Tits out, legs spread, you can see my hairy pussy around the edges of my panties!

#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading #femalenudity, #panties, #milf, #gilf, #curvy

luvs2bex, to Marriage
luvs2bex, (edited ) to Marriage

I love showing my tits and spreading my legs for strangers!

#wife, #NSFW, #pussy, #cunt, #slut, #tits, #boobs, #nipples, #hairy, #saggy, #luvs2bex, #spreading #femalenudity

ssamulczyk, to Marriage
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! Every time something malfunctions at home it’s always my using it when it happens…🤡 iPhone, that has been perfectly working for 3 years goes bad within a week. Same MacBook. Car always misbehaves when she’s using it. I don’t know… Bad luck, clumsiness… Her keys are always bent, she drops things all the time, doesn’t bother if oil light goes on in the car, would drive of with a flat tire… Now it’s fucking induction cooktop not turning on…😩

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