"The Bag Man is in his 70s—balding, bearded, a little curt—and he walks (others say “stalks”) the “L” Trail five to six mornings of the week in an oversized jacket, armed with multi-colored rolls of plastic pet poop bags he buys by the box on Amazon. He doesn’t have a dog." —Jacob Baynham for The Pulp
@sidereal We were the ones who set up a ton of foot-traps for #RCMP#CIRG & our best was filling 3 buckets of outhouse #poop & #trebucheting them at RCMP guys & dousing them with 💩 poop. I mooned their helicopter from #landback bridge an hour before I got arrested - for the 5th time, from same location. I kept going back because what #BCgovernment & shady sellout #Pacheedaht chief(not even from island & runs from me) says he speaks for everyone. POS lying #fucktard.
@Alice when you grow up in a few years 😁 you will learn all about #fieber. Your neighbor just wants you to not get #cancer and to have a good #poop. A good poop that just comes out all by itself without having to push it out like a pimple you know. She is just trying to help you in your hard times. 😂
It really weirds me out how non-douchey Mastodon is. I have to use twitter for business, for now anyway, but I always feel a little antsy posting there. Like, even nice people sometimes seem like they're just itching to call you at as a moron or bastard. On mastodon, people talk and support. I wonder if the lack of QTs is a big part of it?
@ZachWeinersmith every time my mind shifts back to a mindset where I have to be careful and all that. Somebody in my feed will post #poop or crack a joke about whales or something and I’ll remember that it’s all okay and I can just post what ever. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Hey. Hi stranger. My words are now on your screen. Wild right. This tech still is mindblowing all these decades later. No?
This is apparently a real PSA from the CDC in GIF form