MissPixiePancake, to animals
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Isaac becomes incensed when Mildred breaks up with him claiming that “there are other fish in the sea.”

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Animals

nando161, to random
MissPixiePancake, to random
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The moment you realize that you’re no longer the snack you used to be.

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arisphere, to random

Elon owe me for swiping one of my car designs from 2004. #lol #cardesign #sketch #teslamotors #teslacybertruck #cybertruck

MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

While the populace fretted about AI the real scourge was plotting from their cozy corners. Beneath our very noses.

“Amazon customer service. Rex speaking.”

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dog #Dogs #AI

MissPixiePancake, to food
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

What was the first clue that your relationship was doomed?

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Food #Relationships

Melody, to random
Melody,

American Conservatives are tired of freedom. #LOL #SMH #Rascism

dancinyogi, to random
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We ended up getting caught in Taylor Swift traffic on the way out of Philly last night. There was an accident that diverted us right into the belly of the beast. Then it was fender bender after fender bender, sitting in traffic, listening to Swifty fans screaming out their windows, lol. Didn't get in until 3 am.

Rasta,

@dancinyogi Taylor's Not-So-Swifties. #LOL I remember a Supertramp/Joe Cocker/Chris de Burgh concert in Germany. The Autobahn was so backed up, I pulled over and slept in my rental until morning.

amunizp, to random
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#eurovision ok I wish I could change my vote to #austria #lol

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

You quack me up.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour

Jabbaat, to random Dutch
funhouseradio, to random
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MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When ewe need a group hug.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Dog #Dogs #Sheep

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

And thus, the phrase “rage against the machine” was born.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour
Source: Pinterest

MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

Of course you’re not boring. I’m absolutely listening.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

A ninja knows no mercy.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour #Fun #Cat #Cats

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

My invisibility strategy is flawless.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When re-enactments go terribly wrong.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar

#Potatoes
Russia decided to launch a satellite full of potatoes into orbit to see what would happen.
It’s called the SPUDnic.

Rasta,

@evelynefoerster If corny jokes are known as Dad Jokes, should we call these Mom Jokes? #LOL
Most sophisticated Russian Rocket:
" Is Potato "
Speaking of Mr Potato Head..
Good morning Eve
You kept your day job, I hope? 😂​

MissQuerade, to politics

I can't be the only one that sees it

#politics #meme #lol

MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When you swear you’ll eat more healthy, but Mitsy catches you eating M&Ms.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour #Cat #Cats

noelle, to random

So apparently all you need to do to write an article nowadays is come up with four short paragraphs, and then fill the rest of the empty space up with embedded tweets. 😆

I come across articles like this a lot and think, "Where's the rest of the article?" 😅

#writing #article #news #write #lol

marktillotson, to science

Along with ‘Antimatter,’ and ‘Dark Matter,’ we’ve recently discovered the existence of ‘Doesn’t Matter,’ which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever.

#Humor #Meme #Joke #Jokes
#Funny #Humour #LOL
#Science #ScienceHumor

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

New rideshare advisory.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing. —Socrates

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

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