I took my OfficeBot 3000 to the museum with me today to see its ancestors. some things, like body design, processing power, & battery life have come a long way. other things, like its obedience, servile personality, & ocular LEDs remain the same 💙
Did you know there is a polish BL webcomic about supermarket gijinkas? A friend showed it to me a few days ago and I couldn't cope. So I drew our most beloved german supermarket Edeka as a handsome blue-haired man to work through my trauma.
my #android buddy Bart malfunctioned during a sprint #training session, but his diagnostics couldn't determine the issue, so he called me and we tried to work through the issue. we got him booted into safe mode so he could make it home, then I proceeded to replace his motor function chip and he was good like new!
in the middle of the museum tour you spotted a tour guide under maintenance. you asked your tour guide if they too were an android and they nodded silently once, then whisked the group away so the technicians could continue working on this (sexy) droid