Well, that's it. I've ordered some beer. I'm beginning to think being drunk by 2pm is a valid coping mechanism for living in this country. #Life#ToryFascists
(Earnestnest-mongers, this post is laced with sarcasm. Any such replies will be shot down in flames)
I think I've shrunk in the wash. Put on a clean dress after my shower and promptly almost brained myself falling over it because it's now too long.
What is even happening?
When the thing you were stomping around the house looking for turns out to be under the massive pile of unput away laundry, I'd say that was karma giving you a kick in the arse, wouldn't you? #Life
Recycling out
Cosmos deadheaded
Clematis trained
Sweat pea seed pods gathered
And a few random radishes munched. They never did make it as far as the kitchen 😂
Time for a cuppa ☕ #Gardening#GrowYourOwn#Life
The only problem with washing the bedding is then you have to make the bed again. Why hasn't someone invented a self-making bed, that's what I want to know.
Worst. Domestic. Task. Ever.
Adulting is shite. #Life
Me #today: If I asked you out for a cup of #coffee, what would you say?
He: I would freak out and hide under my pillow. 🤷 #suomimastodon#finland#life How to take that?
Only found out they still make Raisin and Biscuit Yorkie about a week ago and now I'm eating one for the first time in aeons and it's fucking delicious.
I've just come across the Old English compound word "hord-wynn" (hoard-joy), which refers to treasure that delights.
That's how I'm going to be thinking of my library from now on 🥰 📚 #Life#Books#Words#Etymology