tay

@tay@transfem.social

I like computers.
MFM enthusiast.
Mostly shitposts, sometimes unhinged.
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Tell me I'm good (or bad) (please!!!)
Background image is from nasa (but I compressed the shit out of it)

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tay, to random

What the fuck happens during a windows update? Why did my pc reboot three times? Why is it now back to zero percent? Something is going on ​:neocat_thonk:​

astrid, to random
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech avatar

you should use direct IO. you should bypass the cache. you should directly write to the disk. you should skip all the kernel stuff. you surely will not regret enabling direct IO.

tay,

@astrid Fun fact! You can also bypass the cpu cache when writing to ram!

tay, to random

Hobby: Drinking beverages from containers designed for other beverages

tay, to random

BGP (Biting Girls Protocol)

vel, to random

​:neocat_think_googly_woozy:​ Ich glaube ich geh jetzt einkaufen
Brauche noch was fürs Mittagessen ​:neocat_floof_googly_woozy:​

tay,

@vel musst noch 10 Minuten warten, gerade ist Sonntag, da haben die Läden zu.

tay,

@vel musste erstmal googlen, was das ist ​:blobcatgooglynotlikethis:​

tay,

@vel Hallo, wir sind von der Wortwitzpolizei. Sie müssen mit uns kommen. ​:neocat_police:​ ​:neocat_police:​ 🚓

mametsuko, to random
@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be avatar

🪰

tay,

@mametsuko
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1, to random
@1@mastodon.vierkantor.com avatar

robot that encounters an unbalanced closing parenthesis and is suddenly reset to its state of years ago when it encountered the matching unbalanced opening parenthesis.

tay,

@1 my favorite prank is to post a ( in chat and then a matching ) a year later, parenthesising the entire conversation.

ashten, to random

dont forget that fox news is against furries

which means they alienated their target demographic: foxes

tay,

@o76923 @ashten i'm sure we could make that happen!

astrid, to random
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech avatar

4.5 years of hrt and all I have to show for it is perfect skin and a completely flat chest 😔

tay,

@astrid have you tried a different form of hrt?

tay,

@astrid "I'm gonna stab my body with needles until it grows boobs!"

tay, to random

Catgirls would make extremely fucking terrifying predators, actually.

tay,

Consider:

Cat Advantages

  • Sight in the Dark
  • Excellent Hearing
  • Quiet Movement
  • Impressive Leap
  • Deadly Claws
  • Deadly Fangs
  • Good Balance (Tail)
  • Adorable

Girl Advantages

  • Intelligent
  • Opposing Thumbs (-> Tool use)
  • High Endurance (Sweating)
  • Even more Ears
  • Highly effective Communication
  • Two-legged Movement
  • Adorable
tay, to random

Neocat cast Trans Beam!
​:neocat_reach:​ 🏳️‍⚧️ ​:puniko_amaze:​

catty, to random

money has no inherent value to me, its only the promise that someone else might give me stuff for it

tay,

@catty that is how money works (unless you are a coin collector)

WolfIsMe, to random
@WolfIsMe@mstdn.social avatar

For anyone who needs it.
https://www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/

tay,

@WolfIsMe I've tested this.
The history is NOT erased on firefox!, at least in my test, using version 125.0.1. The site was still changed, although the trevor project is still shown on screen while it loads.
Chromium 123.0.6312.122 and Chrome 122.0.6261.128 worked fine.

If you want to avoid the browser history, open the page in a private window (ctrl+shift+p), that way no history is kept in the first place (although closed tabs can still be restored (ctrl+shift+t) until the window is closed).

Also, just closing the browser window (alt+f4) or current tab (ctrl+w) is way faster than 3xESC & waiting for a new page to load. You can open something innocuous behind it, if you'd like.

Oh and as expected 3xESC doesn't work at all in the Tor Browser (unless you configure the site to allow popups, but even then it is way too slow to be effective).

Don't get me wrong, I like the idea of their quick-exit feature, and, if you can only press a single button at a time, 3xESC is a useful shortcut to have, and by implementing it themselves they can make it browser-agnostic, but there exist better methods of achieving the same thing in most cases.

LianSirenia, to random
@LianSirenia@transfem.social avatar

Over on your left is the blahaj bins, on the right is the hormone counter to service all your estrogen and other various needs, the customer service desk can help with and head pats you may require and any vampires in need of a drink can feel free to stay here

beams excitedly ​:ablobcatheart:​

tay,

@LianSirenia new favorite fantasy

astrid, to random
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech avatar

get in the s-bahn shinji

tay,

@astrid this fake. shinji would enter the s-bahn voluntarily.

tay, to random

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tay, to random

I will sleep now

catty, to random

who up boning they meals??

tay,

@catty @backhdlp it's only 2am and I have no obligations tomorrow
well I need to acquire shoes somehow and ideally soon

tay, to random

Definetly not sitting with my back against a wall to look at lewd things on this webbed site

astrid, to random
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech avatar

get in the tinkers construct smeltery

tay,

@astrid
"okay, that's fine!"
"ough ough ough ough ..."
"Wait -ough- how do -ough- I get -ough- out of -ough- this thing?"

tk, to Anime
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#anime

tay,

@tk

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