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spytfyre

@spytfyre@mastodon.scot

Weapons grade idiot.
Anti: bigotry, war, religion, oppression, Westminster, Tory
Neuro-not-you
Depression PTSD? OCD? BiPolar?
IT support 25+ years, see above
Husband. Father.
Sewer level filthy mind
Hayfever, eczema, asthma, midge magnet
Deletes posts over a day old.

Avatar: comic of bald white guy with full ginger/brown beard
Header: image of black hole at center of our galaxy

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spytfyre, to Scotland
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What's that?
#Scotland and the #SNP showing #Labour what the decent and ahem international law

Ah I'm not even going to finish that. Here is the link:
https://www.thenational.scot/news/23911493.snp-use-kings-speech-amendment-force-labour-ceasefire-vote/

spytfyre,
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In fact no, screw it, I'm going to finish.
#Labour voters can hang their heads in shame if they vote that way next GE.
You're voting for a party that's comfortable and complicit in the large scale slaughter of children.
Vote . #green south of the border people.

spytfyre, to politics Scots
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Aw fah faaaaak saaaaake.
Noo ahm an extremist.
How'd ah let that happen ower nicht?
Ah put ma V mask awa last week, wiz that it?
Ahm aff tae bide in Ireland.
At least they might get a union that's worth haein an no wan wur trapped in eftur blowin wur chance.
Ah cannae keep passin 2014 55% No voters an no punch each an every single wan ay thum.
#Politics #ScotPol #UKpolitics

robcornelius, to random

I spent the day wrestling with a floor sander. The floor in my office is very flat and smooth.

I don't want to do that again in a hurry though.

spytfyre,
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@robcornelius hope you wore good ear defenders

jbaert, to Diablo4
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Any other #diablo4 players? :)

spytfyre,
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@bart @jbaert the season has silly hearts with boosts like aspects or gems but they're a bit rubbish in my opinion, rarely you find one useful like the corpse trigger for necromancer so you wander round exploding corpses every second creating mayhem (and melting my graphics card)
The quest extension isn't too bad skiing with it though, hell tide got harder, the nightmare dungeons are pretty much the same. A few cosmetics a few new season aspects. I'd still have preferred keeping my paragons tho

spytfyre, to random
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Where's the next submarine trip and can I get on it please?

djl, to edinburgh

The cask ale menu in my local - Digger's. Outstanding prices. Also the manager has just announced that he now has 665 different malt whiskies for sale and having difficulty finding space for the other 35 he wants too add.

Great pub, I would say the best whisky bar in the capital. If you are in Edinburgh over The Festival you should pay a visit.

Lothian Buses 1, 2, 3, 4, 25, 33, 34, 35 and 44 all take you there 😀

#Diggers #Edinburgh #pub #beer #whisky #ale #Scotland #EdinburghFestival

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spytfyre,
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@djl seconded. The pies deserve a mention too as they are award winning. Cocktails on tap and plenty gin too now. They even serve lager where in the past kettle would have been politely advised to try the next bar song the road 😆
The Caley sample room along the road is theirs too now and does a great value steak sandwich.

spytfyre, to UKpolitics
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Can anyone up late or early that has the #ukpol #ukPolitics hashtag please post updates in the #byElections using that hashtag? I need to drive tomorrow so can't follow and don't use BBC or Google news for updates any longer
Much appreciated

spytfyre, to Fortnite
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Went full or (whatever the call it) for the today and it went down a storm. Sadly I wasn't allowed to dual wield so I'll need to book a fake name next time and claim spilt personality. Suggestions for name welcome.

spytfyre, to UKpolitics
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My 11 year old just said in a Dalek voice
"Keir Starminate"
And I honestly couldn't be more proud.

#UKpolitics #satire #humour #jokes #labour #Starmer #DrWho #Daleks

spytfyre,
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Could @coldwarsteve @oatmeal @ArtBear @IamHappyToast maybe whip up a dalek with a Keir head?
He is exterminating the Labour party so it's fairly accurate

spytfyre, to threads
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The more I read about #threads #Twitter #ukPolitics #Politics #Ukraine #climatechange the closer I get to the "delete account" button.

Stoat, to random

Come home and become First Minister plz. :blobcataww:

#SNP #MhairiBlack

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-66101123

spytfyre,
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@Stoat gumph fnk oo fr dt

Walrus, to random
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Good grief, have we not suffered enough?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jun/17/wes-streeting-labour-prime-minister-ambitions

spytfyre,
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@Walrus names out of a hat like jury duty

IamHappyToast, to random
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Off to see Indy, so I've put this on Ebay to cover the cinema costs! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195849163055

spytfyre,
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@IamHappyToast that is going to make a lovely gift for a friend who loves Indy. Glad you liked the movie! Excellent way to fund the trip

spytfyre, to random
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11am
22°C
Nope

elduvelle, to random
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It might be weird but I am totally watching The Abyss tonight…

spytfyre,
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@elduvelle great film

NormanDunbar, to random
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    spytfyre,
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    @NormanDunbar less than Pepsi and coke

    gcluley, to random
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    Apparently Facebook is developing a Twitter-rival which may be called "Threads".

    Seems apt.

    spytfyre,
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    @gcluley being forced to watch that at high school I can only wish them all the very [milk bottle and blowtorch] best...
    Just call it Facebook lite or Facebook 180 for the number of characters you can typ

    NormanDunbar, to random
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    spytfyre,
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    @NormanDunbar enjoy this satirical song in recognition of the wonderful town
    https://youtu.be/Sub2TVo0Kgk

    PlaystationPixy, to random

    @spytfyre
    That would be awesome! Have a good weekend!

    spytfyre,
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    @PlaystationPixy plans changed we may be online tomorrow morning

    spytfyre,
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    @PlaystationPixy I slept sorry, was catching up missed sleep during the week.

    beforewisdom, to random
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    I'm an American with next to no interest in the British royal family.

    I could be wrong.

    I heard television rights were sold for the coronation and totaled enough to pay for the thing. Does anyone know if this is true?

    Who is King Charles' wife?

    What is Camilla's status?

    Who become king or queen when King Charles dies?

    spytfyre,
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    @beforewisdom @focaccio Harry is difficult to like when he has a history of fancy dress Nazi costumes, demanding privacy then writing a tell all book and being Netflix's bitch.

    Yes William is next up but if you believe the rumours it's actually Kate. (If you know, you know)

    CaptainNerdBeard, to random
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    My colleague just used the phrase "To the king, the world smells of paint." and I think I love it.

    spytfyre,
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    @CaptainNerdBeard old Billy Connolly joke for the queen

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