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sebastianmalloy

@sebastianmalloy@wandering.shop

Writer, lunatic, gadfly. Adorable and snarky. Possibly made of cheese. Married to https://wandering.shop/@Bunnyhuffer

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sebastianmalloy, to random
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I would like to request a “hug” button on Mastodon that I can tap when someone posts something sad or emotionally delicate, for when there are no words and tapping a star seems like a weird thing to do.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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Twitter expats - What are your most wholesome memories from Twitter? Mine would probably be the time that Donald Glover's dad liked my tweet which said "The only Donald that we acknowledge is Donald Glover" a few months before he passed.

sebastianmalloy,
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@BlackAzizAnansi Well, I met my wife through Twitter, so no matter what else, we’ll always have that to hold on to.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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Our goddamn cat has figured out how to open every door in the house except the front and back ones, so now he has access to every room in the house.

Kill me.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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I've been ripping our old CDs for about a week now, making digital backups, and I have to tell you: every band in the '90s that thought it was cute to put 80 blank tracks on your discs before a "secret" track at the very end... there's a special circle of Hell saved just for you.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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What I have learned from 25 years in broadcast news is that once I get out of broadcast news, I am never, never getting back into it.

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Considering finally adding some games I've wanted for a while to my library from the Steam Sale...

I really love open-world games and games that kind of just let me do my own thing while enjoying the story.

Journey, Firewatch, Soma, Astroneer, Ancestors: The Human Odyssey.... oh... I need Dave the Diver. haha

sebastianmalloy,
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@britt Nearly all of these games are on my own wishlist. I should hop on them while the opportunity is there.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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So, friends: what RSS reader do you think I should use?

Give me ideas, people!

sebastianmalloy,
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@soheb There’s a lot of good reviews for that one. I’m going to check it out!

sebastianmalloy, to random
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The earth’s average temperature has hit record highs for three days in a row now.

Funny how when I was a kid, I figured nuclear war was how we were going to go out, and not just cooking to death in our own juices.

Stay cool, cheese bags.

sebastianmalloy, to HashtagGames
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The Only Child Bloom


sebastianmalloy, to HashtagGames
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One of the President’s Men


sebastianmalloy, to random
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Anyway, bricks are still cheap and legal, you know.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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The news anchor here where I work just wished Elon Musk a happy birthday, because he himself so desperately wishes to be a rich fascist piece of filth as well.

He’s got the piece of filth part down, anyway.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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There are two wolves inside you and both of them could have been an email.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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whispers Fentanyl can’t be absorbed through the skin so whenever a cop tells you that accidental contact with the drug is enough to kill law enforcement officers, he is lying to you, because that’s what cops do.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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Look, I think the takeaway from this “billionaires trapped in a submarine” story is how do we get more billionaires to be trapped in submarines?

sebastianmalloy,
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@oliphant Nobody EVER thinks about the submarines in cases like this. How callous!

sebastianmalloy, to random
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Suddenly very aware that I’m never going to reach the end of my “to be read” stacks of books before I inevitably die.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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Sure, voting mostly feels like getting one punch in before the bully kicks your ass.

But at least you go down swinging.

sebastianmalloy,
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@oliphant Nailed it.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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The best time to travel is after you’ve set your place of work on fire and the authorities are closing in on you.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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I don’t know what to tell you: I love not being on Twitter anymore.

sebastianmalloy,
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@oliphant I have been curating the fuck out of Mastodon to keep me from falling into a doomscroll pattern again. You don’t need endless anxiety and stress in order to stay informed.

sebastianmalloy,
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@oliphant Fully agree. I thoroughly enjoy not being caught in a fire hose of anxiety anymore.

sebastianmalloy, to random
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There are two wolves inside you and they both hate fascists.

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