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qurlyjoe

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social

Retired git on Colorado’s Front Range. I take photos of birds and critters and flowers and mountains and skies I was a failure at that other place. My only followers were apparently pornbots. Photos are my own. Jokes and memes, not so much. I will boost alt-texted photos. Avi = here’s lookin at you. https://justmytoots.com/@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social searchable Striving inconsistently to be inconsistently inconsistent.

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coloradosun, to random
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Lauren Boebert has a massive lead in the 4th Congressional District Republican primary, poll shows.

40% of those polled said they would vote for the Republican congresswoman on June 25 — a 35-point lead over her closest competitor.

https://coloradosun.com/2024/06/04/lauren-boebert-poll-4th-congressional-district-colorado/

qurlyjoe,
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@coloradosun
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qurlyjoe, to random
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AI “art”

GrimmReality, (edited ) to random
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I realize it is less than meritocratic and doesn't carry any real weight in legislative power but it is kind of cool Marge Green has become the face of the Republican Party because literally no one in congress knows less about the world and how anything works, gets quite as infuriated at concepts she doesn't remotely understand, and vomits semi-verbal hate with the same random apoplectic fury at anyone for the merest slight, like, say, they got the parking spot she wanted at Hobby Lobby.

It's like they were working on a new mascot but had to keep going with the collateral designs so they just left a space marked "cartoon Dogpatch neo-Nazi Karen goes here" and then a flourish of music played and she strode right in from the wooded glade where a burning cross still flickered behind her.

qurlyjoe,
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@GrimmReality
I object only to your calumny of Dogpatch. I know Al Capp was republican, but at least in the beginning of his career, when I learned to read with Li’l Abner in the Sunday comics (along with Alley Oop) they weren’t the rabid lick-spittle lunatics we see nowadays. We can thank Barry Goldwater for that, imo. Joe Btfsplk was my favorite character. I just looked at wiki and there were a shit ton of characters I’ve forgotten about.
But other than that you’re right on with 3-toes.

unclepj, to random
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This could be us right now, but you playin’.

qurlyjoe,
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@unclepj
A friend subs to several foot pages on onlyfans. He’s gonna love this.

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BlackenedGreen, to random
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I've got the ark of the covenant out in my shed

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@DemocracySpot
Repo Man?
@BlackenedGreen

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@DemocracySpot
It’s been a while since I last saw it. 🤣
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LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Should you really worry about living up to someone else's definition of something?

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Nor even worry about living up to one’s own definition of something, given how likely one is to be mistaken about it, for so many reasons.

RickiTarr, to random
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Alright, lots of heavy discussions today, so let's talk about something silly!

What is a movie that always makes you laugh?

Personal pick:

Anything Mel Brooks, but Robin Hood: Men in Tights, it's just funny every time I watch it.

qurlyjoe,
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@RickiTarr
Agree, anything Mel Brooks, also Gene Wilder, anything by Christopher Guest will make me laugh too, but not as uproariously.

qurlyjoe, to random
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54 years ago this week my wife and I met on a univ campus quad. She was throwing a frisbee with a couple friends, my brother and I insinuated ourselves into their game to show them how to throw it better. Sun went down, she and I went back to her dorm room. We talked all night (honest, that’s all.) At one point she got up and put a photo of her boyfriend in a dresser drawer. Finally we went out to see the sunrise in the morning. We married 4 yrs later. Must be doin something right.

the_etrain, to random
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This guy's hanging out by my porch light, like it's bug smorgasbord or something.

qurlyjoe,
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@dizzy @the_etrain
Make it big enough for two, in case they’ve got a friend.

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