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Gina, to diy
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Thought I was done with the DIY's, but I just saw this cat tree and I still have an unused monitor arm... so.... 🥲 #DIY

Monitor arm that I could use to make my own cat tree

monkeyborg,
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@Gina Itʼs the thought that counts. Said no cat ever

Mrfunkedude, to random
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We all walk through days of forgotten memories.

monkeyborg,
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@Mrfunkedude In the end, theyʼre all forgotten memories.

flexghost, (edited ) to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

✨🏅☄️ TOP SHELF! 🎀🏆✨󠁯󠀭


🎵 Post FULL ALBUMS that are a 10/10 all the way through along with what you’re drinking. 🎶

  1. Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
  2. Genesis - Selling England By The Pound
  3. Aesop Rock - The Impossible Kid
  4. Fleetwood Mac - Rumours

(Multiple submissions welcome)

Oban 14

Post often • share • make some friends

monkeyborg,
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@flexghost I’ll play! And represent my early 20s while I’m at it. Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots. Deltron 3030. Radiohead - Hail to the Thief. Beastie Boys - Hello Nasty.

I’m drinking Winking Owl chardonnay because I’m broke (again) and just wanted a cheap high. The puppy dog who made me broke (this time) is curled up next to me fast asleep.

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monkeyborg, to random
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Keep your brain moist

monkeyborg,
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@beckett That’s good! Twice a day would be even better, but I understand we all have busy lives.

monkeyborg,
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@Mrfunkedude @beckett Yes, plus if the proof is high enough it kills the worms, too

monkeyborg, to random
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The Matrix 2.5: Regurgitations. Agent Smith clones break into a genetics laboratory and create hilarious variations of themselves, including Bat Smith, Brainy Smith, Spider Smith, Brawny Smith, and a pointlessly man-crazed lady Smith named Smithette.

monkeyborg,
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@BoydStephenSmithJr Nah, still Hugo Weaving. But we can put him in a red dress if thatʼs your thing 😉

mwl, to random
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Today's mood:

monkeyborg,
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@mwl I know you got bread crumbs in there motherfucker

monkeyborg, to random
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The intro video for the new all-electric Boston Dynamics Atlas uses the language of horror movies, particularly movies featuring a robot or doll, in the way the bot is shown unnaturally rising off the floor and rotating its body parts 365° to face the viewer.

Is BD rubbing it in our faces that they are building robots for the defense and police industries that will become instruments of terror?

Or are they oblivious to the connotations and just thought it looked cool?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ECwExc-_M

monkeyborg,
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@Mrfunkedude Generating an EMP large enough to do that kind of damage isn’t easy, and the robots could be hardened against them anyway.

monkeyborg, to random
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Sriracha is just ketchup made with chilis instead of tomatoes. Deal with it

monkeyborg,
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@Mrfunkedude Ewwww I don’t wanna

18+ monkeyborg, to random
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I get frustrated when I see leftists saying that if only Democratic politicians took a hard left turn, they would have no problem winning elections.

I wish that were true just as much as you do, but if you think it is true, you need to spend more time talking to people who arenʼt like you.

Conservatism — social and economic — runs deep in this country, and not just among economically comfortable white men. We have a lot of work to do on the culture front.

18+ monkeyborg,
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@Mrfunkedude It's funny how that’s a standard observation on the left because we’re focused on economic justice issues, but of you ask someone on the right, they will tell you the Democrats have gone so far left they’re off the rails, because the right is focused on identity politics issues — on which the party has definitely moved further left (good!).

flexghost, to random
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Darth Brandon

monkeyborg,
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@flexghost Good! But what he really needs to do is build a superstructure to keep Trump from walking away with the election fair and square.

ned, (edited ) to random

"I think rich people who don't agree [with taxing the rich] just don't want to grind, and would prefer to play life on easy mode. Skill issue tbh." - Sydney Sweeney

EDIT: Not a true quote, see https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sydney-sweeney-reveals

#TaxTheRich

monkeyborg,
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@ned Wish she really said this, but alas

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sydney-sweeney-reveals

monkeyborg, to random
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The 70s lasted until 1983, the 80s lasted until 1991, but the 90s only lasted until the end of 1998.

monkeyborg,
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Despite lasting only seven years, the 90s had an outsized influence on the culture of the great American butthead. White men in knee-length jorts and patchy goatees remained a frequent sight at combined KFC/Taco Bells in the subsequent decades, the sounds of Nu Metal wafting from their portable CD players. Tips continued to be frosted at an alarming rate.

qurlyjoe, to random
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I feel like we're living in the only universe where MTG is not a waitress at Waffle House.

monkeyborg,
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@qurlyjoe Bruh you really gonna do Waffle House waitresses dirty like that

Alice, (edited ) to random
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There was a span of time when it seemed like every kid was named something like Jaxyn or Brynleigh but I haven't seen those types of names in a little while so my best guess is that they all died doing dumb TikTok challenges.

monkeyborg,
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@Alice We had a recent amber alert here in NC: a Jaxton abducted by a Destinee.

(Baby Jaxton has been found and is safe.)

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