mayor

@mayor@smugglersbbs.com

Hello! I am the Mayor of #SMUGglersBBS, welcome and make your self at home. Expect posts about: #Tech, #Photography, #ComicStrips and more! #IDriveAMachintosh #Seattle . This #Mastodon Instance is a Re-Birth to the Original SMUGgler's #BBS. Welcome Back. 🥳
Located in #Seattle, born and raised in #Humboldt

#Linux
#macOS
#OpenSource
#HelloKitty
#LGBTQIA
#Gay
#SYSOP
#FOSS
#Sober

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He/Him

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patrickworld, to random
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Does anybody know how many of these we need to collect to get a free* iPod shuffle?

mayor,

@patrickworld three

jae, to random
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Cashier: Your burger will be $6.99.

NEXT!

Your burger will be $23.99

NEXT

Your burger will be $3.49

https://kotaku.com/wendys-surge-pricing-uber-1851291297

#wendys

mayor,

@jae and I’m sure they will pass down some of the surge pricing to the employees.

patrickworld, to random
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I know a lot of people want self driving cars, but did you ever think about how the cops would be able to just program it to bring your ass in for questioning? Just lock the doors, change direction and boom; you’re at the station. No warrant, just hijack your ride 😬

mayor,

@patrickworld @lisamelton I wish we would use trains and busses. They already are driven by someone else 😂

mayor, to random

I become addicted to pretzels 🥨

mayor, to gay

Spread #love not hate. #Gay

mayor, to superbowl

Well, the red team won. #SuperbOwl

mayor,

@petes_bread_eqn_xls

Arrested Development Crying GIF by HULU

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to superbowl
@petes_bread_eqn_xls@mastodo.neoliber.al avatar

Next year is LIX; maybe The Rolling Stones should play the halftime show

mayor,

@petes_bread_eqn_xls how about #Moby?

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Selfie GIF by Team Coco

mayor, to gay

Do I look pretty? #gay

Ashley, to NFL

Me watching that Kennedy political ad

@nfl

Confused Joe Biden GIF by CBS News

mayor,

@Ashley @nfl haaaa

mayor, to california

An image of 101 south, from the southern end of #Eureka #California #Photography

An image of 101 south, from the southern end of Eureka California Photography

mayor, to random

At waiting for my flight to .

dnc, to food
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Buttermilk Pancakes with Smoked Bacon and Chipolatas https://www.diningandcooking.com/1201661/buttermilk-pancakes-with-smoked-bacon-and-chipolatas-2/

#food #FoodPorn

mayor,

@dnc I know those pancakes taste great!

assaf, (edited ) to random
@assaf@mas.to avatar

I’m not 100% sure why people buy smart toothbrushes, maybe because they want to participate in this coordinated attack?

(Edit: the story seems to be not true, but this fun comment still stands)

Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages

https://www.tomshardware.com/networking/three-million-malware-infected-smart-toothbrushes-used-in-swiss-ddos-attacks-botnet-causes-millions-of-euros-in-damages

mayor,

@assaf “Due to the attack, the toothbrush would not stop, making people's teeth more white” 😂

mayor, to gay

#selfie of my self at #gay church #today.

mayor, to random

I should have been I
In bed, at least an hour ago.

Sleepy GIF by Sesame Street

maique, (edited ) to random
@maique@social.lol avatar

Crazy! And it is playing Barbie!

"MSCHF’s latest project lets you stream pirated movies to your terminal in glorious ASCII, with color and captions, now playing Barbie"

🚀 WAXY.org https://ascii.theater/

mayor,

@maique yasssss

mayor,

@maique I have, three times.

Want to have a beach off?

Barbie What GIF by Warner Bros. Deutschland

mayor,

@maique oooookkkkayyy

If I had kids, this would not be one rash I would not mind seeing once a week.

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

What did I walk into?

mayor,

@RickiTarr @talia_christine “I’m just testing something” -Would have been my response if I was in that situation.

DemocracySpot, to random
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Is FORREST GUMP supposed to be funny? I knew the basics from memes and a few clips I've seen over the years, but never watched it before today. I gave it 45 minutes, regrettably.

📷 GDEcD

mayor,

@DemocracySpot I never saw it.

blogmywiki, to random

Happy 40th birthday #Macintosh ! Here's my 68k Mac watch face for the #BangleJS

mayor,

@MuseumShuffle @blogmywiki yaassss!

mayor,

@MuseumShuffle I have never heard of the watch brand that you have. I will take a peek at it. However, unfortunately I am so deep in to using an Apple Watch, I could not leave it.. heh

mayor,

@MuseumShuffle ooooooooo 😎😬

philsplace, to random
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Shit take of the year, so far… the product has a roughly 3 month wait time.

I dare say that there is no reason to market an item when demand outstrips supply.

mayor,

@Narshada @mjgardner @brns @philsplace @appleinsider @CmdrTaco I feel like the word “Netcast” was used for a minute.

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