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markwyner, to music
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Most people hear wildlife coming from deep inside the brush. Me? Saxophone. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#Music #Saxophone #UnexplainedMysteries

Shot of a bunch of green bushes with nothing else in sight.

markwyner, to animation
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I just finished Scavengers Reign, an animated sci-fi series. It was so inventive. Quiet, even when chaotic. And filled with an imaginative ecosystem of plants and wildlife. The illustration style is also rad. Very 60s.

I’m really bummed it didn’t get tapped for a second season. Though Netflix is teasing at the idea. So maybe?

Anyway, the first season is SO worth your time. Even if it ends there.

https://titmouse.net/work/scavengers-reign/

#Animation #SciFi #ScienceFiction #Illustration #Series #Show

markwyner, to cooking
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Today I learned that garlic flavor and potency are contingent upon how we prepare it. 👀

Source:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7SYKMCvtoj/

Garlic being sliced, crushed, grated, and cooked according to the narration.

markwyner, to Dogs
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This is no way to work. And, yet, it IS the way to work.

#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs #BringYourDogToWorkDay

markwyner, (edited ) to graffiti
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A little graffiti off MLK Blvd in Portland, Oregon. I was instantly drawn to it. It’s rad.

studio369,
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@markwyner Indeed it is rad. :]

markwyner, to LGBTQ
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Saw this outside of a toy store. Yeah, go ahead and say gay, kids. It’s alright. ❤️🔥💪🏻✊🏻

#LGBTQ #Pride #PrideMonth #Inclusivity #Equality

markwyner, to music
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Frank Ocean’s “Blonde” is one of my favorite records. I have special love for the song “Solo,” which is deep and soulful.

I’ve been wondering about the record’s name. It’s listed in text as “Blonde,” while the cover art labels it as “Blond.”

I thought perhaps it was intended to create controversy for attention. But there may be other reasons. The Atlantic wrote up an interesting take:

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/08/blond-or-blonde-frank-ocean-spelling-album-def-jam-universal-exclusives/497204/

markwyner, to UX
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I’m so confused.

markwyner, to random
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It’s inherently infuriating about having an unmasked healthcare worker ask you if you’ve experienced COVID symptoms while checking you in for an appointment.

Well, for your sake I fucking hope not! Why even ask me?

What if I say “yes”? How will my experience change? Are you gonna send me home? Suddenly put on a mask?

What if I DO have COVID and say “no”? Sucks for you, I guess, because my COVID is flying over to you right now.

or don’t ask.

markwyner, to dadjokes
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Patient: I need a doctor’s appointment.

Receptionist: how about 10 tomorrow.

Patient: no, I don’t need that many.

markwyner, to dadjokes
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Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

markwyner, to ADHD
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markwyner, to dadjokes
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Judge: you’re guilty of downloading Wikipedia.

Me: wait. I can explain everything.

markwyner, to random
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Never forget that a porn star brought down America’s most notorious criminal.

markwyner, to Wikipedia
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The people of Wikipedia are on that shit.

#Wikipedia #TrumpGuilty #TrumpVerdict #ConvictedFelon #Guilty

markwyner,
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@jessamyn I was joking with a friend about this earlier. I’ve made a number of Wikipedia edits. I wanted to make this one, but I wasn’t on the ready. I said whoever made the edit must have had it cued up with their finger hovering over the submit button. 😂

jessamyn,
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@markwyner Turns out I was misreading Wikipedia edits and my apologies to ImYourTurboLover (which is possibly an even better username) who actually made that edit.

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