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grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I have been finding I enjoy the meetings I have with other developers who are at the same level as I am — it allows me to see what other teams are doing and see if they have solutions to problems I come across because it does help if the org as a whole decides on the same approaches.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I am starting to believe that a lot of tech companies think the product they make is their stock.

grmpyprogrammer, to baseball
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First of many to come but MLB banned a player for making hundreds of bets on baseball games while on the injured list.

In every single MLB clubhouse there is a sign that outlines the punishments for betting on baseball games — lifetime bans. That is why Pete Rose will never get in.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I wonder if I could get rid of my beard and just have a moustache without looking like a white supremecist?

stevegrunwell,
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@grmpyprogrammer throw some thick black frames on your face (lenses optional) and get instant hipster cred.

FWIW, Hitler ‘stache aside I usually see more “American History X”-style goatees than just mustaches on skinheads.

tress777,
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@grmpyprogrammer mustache only looks like pedo

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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“Black labs are the F150 of dogs”

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Shoutout to @ralphschindler for his mostly-successful attempt at winding me up about ChatGepetto during our engineers meeting

ralphschindler,
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@grmpyprogrammer if I couldn’t suck you in with just AI, I figured AI+baseball would do it! 😅

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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It’s yet another Friday. Need anything from me?

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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American friends — if your former President is saying that he did nothing wrong, what is the explanation his lawyers gave for the payment that was made to Stormy Daniels? I haven’t followed any of this stuff because I cannot vote in American elections.

cxj,
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@grmpyprogrammer I don't know their explanation, but paying "hush money" is not illegal, which is why the lawyers, spin doctors and mass media kept using that term. What was illegal, and what he was actually convicted of, is falsifying business records to secretly and hence fraudulently skew the results of the election. So it's not about the actual payment, but the manner in which the money was raised, recorded and paid, I think. IANAL, YMMV.

grmpyprogrammer,
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@jason Thanks for that

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I have been on this work project long enough that the answer to “who wrote this brittle code” is almost always me. Brought to you by “I think this is a one line bug fix but I need a test and OMFG who wrote this brittle and coupled code?!?”

niclake,
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@grmpyprogrammer there was a 4 line block of code at a previous job that literally took a team of 4 of us an entire week to fully unpack and comprehend. We put it back with tons of comments and documentation.

A year later, I wade back in to add an enhancement and go “wow, who the fuck wrote this documentation? It’s trash!”

Music Video Hello GIF by Taylor Swift

splateric,
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@grmpyprogrammer so much this!!

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I look older today than my 87yo father does (I have a scab on my nose from wearing a KN95 mask at home to try and avoid infecting everyone else and you can’t see a cold sore that was an early warning of illness).

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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“Companies need to move really fast, even if that includes skipping a few steps along the way. The user experience will just have to catch up.”

This is absolutely insane and shows what contempt at a deep level so many in the tech industry have for the people who have to use what they make

ghorwood,
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@grmpyprogrammer and the whole “first to market wins” mantra isn’t even true. if it were, we’d all be using friendster, vine and, uh, gobots.

grmpyprogrammer,
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@ghorwood It’s all just bullshit to hide that they know their stuff is garbage but they are counting on enough people being too stupid to notice

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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@trick Hi Trick, we met at MagicFest Philly last year and played some Commander at the back tables with Josh Alvarez and Andrew Magrini. I was the guy playing the colourless Urza Battlethopter deck. I am also a professional PHP dev and saw you’re building stuff with Laravel. I use it at my day job, happy to answer questions you might have.

trick,
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@grmpyprogrammer Thank you! I remember you :) - I finally sorted out an issue I was having with the migration files and foreign keys, now to just figure out the rest of it lol. I'll definitely reach out if I hit a wall and need to call in backup.

Cheers!

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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My wife and I just saw a squirrel without a tail eating in the backyard. A black squirrel with a white-tipped nub where it’s tail should be. A lot more common than I would think but greatly increases the risk of a short life https://www.squirrelsatthefeeder.com/squirrel-tail/

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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“Dubai is what would happen if Las Vegas believed in God”

ocramius,
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@grmpyprogrammer both terrible places

grmpyprogrammer,
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@ocramius I like Vegas 🤷‍♂️

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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“Let’s give them wrong answers when they search for stuff so they will see more ads” is the legitimate strategy of Google. There are some days where I am convinced that it’s September 2023, I actually banged my head hard on the concrete floor of my garage when I broke my foot in two places and are hallucinating all this while my brain is starved of oxygen before my final moments.

kboyd,
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@grmpyprogrammer tbh your brain would probably choose something much more pleasing to hallucinate in that scenario

manchuck,
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