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Well there’s a few online markets that will take it off your hands.

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A horror movie that turns into a wholesome feel good movie about a guy becoming a better person so the wall people dont kill him.

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The wall people aren’t happy with you.

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Yeah, but I don’t want to hear each youtubers cover over the same ad prompt. Plus the youtuber got paid for the ad read already, so me skipping a sponsor read is perfectly fine, I wasn’t gonna click their link anyway.

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The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what’s to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn’t have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine. I don’t want to do that. Right now, without any god, I don’t want to jump across this table and strangle you. I have no desire to strangle you. I have no desire to flip you over and rape you.

Penn Jillette

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I had one memory that was just me saying cunt. . They were right tho, it did brighten my day being called a cunt by my past self, its usually the other way around.

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That image of Kurt Angle will never stop being hilarious to me. God I love that man.

Nicolas Cage film 'The Surfer' induces knee-buckling six minute standing ovation at Cannes (beachgrit.com)

Now, let us all be honest. There has only been one surf film, ever, worth the time of an auteur and that is Bruce Brown’s seminal masterpiece The Endless Summer. Others, including Point Break, North Shore, Blue Crush are cute. Others still, including Chasing Mavericks and In God’s Hands, are so offensive as to count as...

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I think Mandy was his first movie post clearing his debt.

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Alright, which one of you Lemmy shitposters did it!

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Pillow guy?

I doubt even Guiliani would invite him anywhere.

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Dude I think you got the coordinates wrong, you hit me instead.

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S’all good, maybe swing it past again next week, you know for calibration…

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It was 2021, none of us were in our right minds.

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Well shit, there goes my Outdoor Surgery business idea!

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