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What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Fine him and suspend him.

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Department of Erasing History.

Sounds like a group of pedophiles.

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I respect your commitment to telling the truth!

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Who keeps ordering god damn Garfield Movies!

I want names damn it!

CEO of Google Says It Has No Solution for Its AI Providing Wildly Incorrect Information (futurism.com)

You know how Google’s new feature called AI Overviews is prone to spitting out wildly incorrect answers to search queries? In one instance, AI Overviews told a user to use glue on pizza to make sure the cheese won’t slide off (pssst…please don’t do this.)...

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We fucked up and we fired the people who could probably solve it and now they won’t talk to us.

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I hope they use that thumbnail of him pretending to cry in court for every shitty article they write about him.

An Important Hypothetical - What Android Apps Do You Install?? (sh.itjust.works)

You’re twelve years old on Thanksgiving at six thirty in the morning. You’ll be leaving for Grandma’s in about a half hour, and she’s lives a three hour drive away, going in one direction. You have nothing to prepare yourself on this journey, other than a tablet running Android Eleven. Beware, the speaker is broken and...

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Fdroid

Find any offline game that works on my tablet, install as many as you can before you leave. Spend 3 hours cycling through random half good games until you find an awesome one as you arrive, play that on the way home.

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I simultaneously love and hate how damn good his frog splash is.

I really hope he goes all in on wrestling, as much as it pains me tonsay, Logan Paul is a damn good wrestler who can only get better.

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Yeah its a horrible duality we have to deal with.

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I was there when Metallica tried to kill piracy by killing Napster and in turn, created a giant market of music piracy programs.

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No! Elon bad so everything connected to him bad!

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Ahhh so its one of the titles I made in wwe2k while drunk AF.

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Firefox going the old school route of data collection.

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Shoutout to the people who get blackout drunk all the time and have never been arrested!

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I become a pro athlete when I’m blackout drunk apparently, run like lightning as long as nothing is in the way like a small fence or rather large glowing sign.

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If you dont wakeup with a bunch of random unexplained injuries, did you even get blackout drunk?

I once woke up with a giant blister over the top of ny entire foot, turns out after finishing off a bottle of tequila and eating both worms by myself, because “everyone was fucking bitches” direct quote, I apparently got cold and tho7gh the middle of the fire is hot, I’ll stand there, 5 times I attempted it, out smarting a bunch of peole way less drunk than I was, until they could get my missus at the time to come get me and take me home.

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You never see them training on Australian user data, are they worried their ai will do a shoey and call them a cunt or something? Cause I’ll do it for free if moneys the issue.

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But how can they publicly pat themselves on the back for it!?

Victim reports his father missing. Police instead interrogated him for 17 hours, said they killed his dog, and withheld his meds from the victim. Victim tried to commit suicide in the room. (lemmy.world)

At one point during the interrogation, the investigators even threatened to have his pet Labrador Retriever, Margosha, euthanized as a stray, and brought the dog into the room so he could say goodbye. “OK? Your dog’s now gone, forget about it,” said an investigator....

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You wanna know how to make me a murderer? Make me believe you’ve killed my dog and make me say goodbye.

Its cunts like this that make me want to bring back public punishment’s, let’s see how fun it is yo be a psychotic prick when you gotta face actual public repercussions.

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A bad stroke, a marriage that fails, an inability to work, and suddenly, you are cashing in your retirement and LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

you gotta scream that line with every ounce of your being!

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Don’t listen to this fool with his big pharma lies, what you gotta do is cover your computer desk with a layer of spray on glue, when you leave those little shits will come and get stuck, now you have your own magic prisoners!

I use mine yo help with small things, one of them is amazing at painting nails. Best 5 bucks I’ve spent.

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