dcoderlt

dcoderlt, 7 days ago to random

Oh right, today is Tiananmen Denial Day. Remember to report those dipshits, even if they are “only asking questions”.

dcoderlt, 21 days ago to random

Give Microsoft a break. Who could have predicted that “Clippy knows which porn videos you watched yesterday” wouldn’t be very popular.

neurovagrant, 25 days ago to random

well

time to start learning about RFID so I can add the digital ghosts of a bunch of random shit to my car for when it gets read

https://archive.is/bYszD

randahl, 29 days ago to random

Both Estonia and France are now ready to send troops to Ukraine as part of a coalition of the willing. These will not be frontline combat troops, but will carry out other tasks such as training in western Ukraine, freeing up more of Ukraine's own forces.

https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/05/13/7455614/

neurovagrant, 1 month ago to random

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dcoderlt, 1 month ago to Windows11

#Windows11

dcoderlt, 1 month ago to llm

Petition to preface all #LLM output with:
“The stories and information generated by this tool are probabilistic works of word salad and input bias. Only a techbro would take anything produced here as fact.”

dcoderlt, 1 month ago to php

Unpopular #php opinion:

Writing HTML through template engines like Twig is like writing C through preprocessor macros. It has its place, but it should not be glamorous or default.

“So my daughter tells me you write HTML by hand, like I used to”
“Yes, I write plugins that contain Twig templates that extend Twig templates in the theme we use, that extend Twig templates in the platform’s base package”
“You have exactly 10 {{ ‘second’|plural(10) }} to get the fuck out of my house”

dcoderlt, 2 months ago to random

You just know that somebody started replaying Aria of Sorrow today.

#Castlevania

dcoderlt, 2 months ago to random

I’m very disappointed in you, nerds. A vulnerability in a tool called xz has been in the news for a week, and I have not seen a single xzibit shitpost.

dcoderlt, 2 months ago to random

Randomly remembered how good this part of Control was. It still is. 🤘🏻

https://youtu.be/nudSXUMBEV4

dcoderlt, 2 months ago to random

Given all the #Boeing fuckups coming to light, I’m going to re-read Allan McDonald’s memoir of the Challenger disaster. You know, just to remind myself what competent oversight feels like.

Reducing PHP's CPU usage by nearly 40% by upgrading from Ubuntu 20.04 to 22.04 (ohdear.app)

We observed an almost 40% reduction of CPU usage in our PHP servers by upgrading from Ubuntu 20.04 LTS to Ubuntu 22.04 LTS.

dcoderlt, 3 months ago to random

have you tried turning it off and then leaving it off

dcoderlt, 3 months ago to random

Where’s the “Not now, not ever, don’t show me this noise ever again” option? 🤬

I don’t particularly care if you collect data about 25 test orders in this development environment, but since you’re being such a knob, I’m going to decline on principle.

dcoderlt, 3 months ago to random

The customer keeps giving us the credentials in a link to a one-time pastebin. Our attempts to read it keep failing. Can you guess why?

JIRA visits the link in the client’s comment to draw a preview, and the pastebin burns the paste right after. 🤦🏼

dcoderlt, 4 months ago to random

#NowPlaying

Lzzy Hale - Dear Daughter

https://youtu.be/DQAHx1-fMug

#MusicWomenWednesday

dcoderlt, 4 months ago to bluesky

Huh, #Bluesky is out of beta. Let’s see if their “we don’t need any T&S policies about dealing with tankies” approach holds up.

dcoderlt, 4 months ago to Symfony

“I’m sure #Shopware had good reasons to implement $feature this way, I’ll see the light eventually”, I reassure myself while trying to adapt its 65th aspect to my requirements.

It’s not often that I find a framework that makes me want to go back to Magento 1, so congrats on finding a unique selling point, I guess.

beka_valentine, 4 months ago to random

just heard someone describe ChatGPT as mansplaining as a service -- supremely confident and supremely wrong

dcoderlt, 8 months ago to random

Last boost:
I’m now thinking about analogies between consent pop-ups and this old bash quote about IRC file transfers:

<someone> accept cock
<someone> errr
<someone> accept, cock