chrispackham

chrispackham, 12 days ago to random

The worst part of Disney’s handling of Star Wars is that George Lucas really believes that he’s Akira Kurosawa now

chrispackham, 19 days ago to random

Ugh, if a writer ever tried to get “rejiggered” past me, I’d call Human Resources

chrispackham, 20 days ago to Dogs

Echocardiogram day

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #MastoDogs

chrispackham, 20 days ago to random

I was thinking about reading the Schroedinger's Cat trilogy until I saw that the main character is named Benny "Eggs" Benedict

chrispackham, 21 days ago to random

The Adirondacks are best known for their unyielding and painful chairs

chrispackham, 21 days ago to random

Josh Gad is a kind of James Corden

chrispackham, 21 days ago to random

I used to like the sideways laughing emoji until Elon Musk started using it to pretend he wasn't mad about something

chrispackham, 22 days ago to random

Sam Altman trying to manifest the AI from "Her" by dressing up ChatGPT in Scarlett Johansson's voice has the energy of a guy who saw Drive in 2011 and went around in a scorpion souvenir jacket for a year

chrispackham, 28 days ago to random

What’s the name of that one strip tease song? Y’know, the one that gets old men wearing Knights of Omar fezzes going

chrispackham, 28 days ago to random

Who wins in a fight, wood elf Obama or fire mage Charles

Conflagrant portrait of King Charles

chrispackham, 29 days ago to Dogs

I once had a dead flat rat in my mouth

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A large hound puppy lying
A large hound puppy lying

chrispackham, 30 days ago to random

Feet are 3D printers for making toenails

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

"She was a bitch, actually"

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

"You have to get up early on your day off and go to a boring service" — literally the whole sales pitch of religion

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

The megalopolis just looks like a normalopolis

https://youtu.be/ZZL3U1j3K1c

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

Whenever Star Trek crews meet nice aliens, you can start the timer on the reveal that they sacrifice kids to appease the gods

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that the Republicans support their voters when they stage protests and Democrats call the cops to split voters' skulls

chrispackham, 1 month ago to Dogs

Allie really, really loves my aunt’s new puppy

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A cute poodle puppy sitting on a pretty girl in front of a window with a view of woods
A cute poodle puppy sitting on a pretty girl in front of a window with a view of woods

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

A gritty cop procedural drama set in New York City, except the characters are always getting shocking messages carried by ravens

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

Human bodies are mechs for microbiota

chrispackham, 1 month ago to Dogs

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chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

When I find/replace the word "percent" with a percent symbol, I have to check each instance individually to ensure I'm not wrongly changing "percentage" to "%age." By contrast, when I find/replace all the exclamation points in an article with periods, I click "all" so that I have enough time to drive to the writer's house and pour cement in their drainage line

chrispackham, 1 month ago to random

I want to read "The Princess Bride" but I do not want a book with the movie poster on the cover

chrispackham, 2 months ago to random

Now he is in heaven, fleeing the police in a Bronco with the angels

chrispackham, 2 months ago to random

Yesterday, I was searching for one of those boomer T-shirt generators that have text in different fonts and literally all I can find now are AI T-shirt generators.