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chrispackham, to random
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Monetize antifascism

chrispackham, to random
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The worst part of Disney’s handling of Star Wars is that George Lucas really believes that he’s Akira Kurosawa now

chrispackham, to random
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Ugh, if a writer ever tried to get “rejiggered” past me, I’d call Human Resources

chrispackham, to Dogs
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Echocardiogram day

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #MastoDogs

chrispackham,
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Overall good news for Cookie and her little atrial valve and pulmonary system

anathema_device,
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@chrispackham ❤️👍🐶

chrispackham, to random
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I was thinking about reading the Schroedinger's Cat trilogy until I saw that the main character is named Benny "Eggs" Benedict

chrispackham,
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@anathema_device I mean, I like Thomas Pynchon. I’ve got nothing against funny names. Funny names are good if they’re actually clever

anathema_device,
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@chrispackham cf Terry Pratchett :)

chrispackham, to random
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The Adirondacks are best known for their unyielding and painful chairs

chrispackham, to random
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Josh Gad is a kind of James Corden

anathema_device,
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@chrispackham well, that’s the cut direct!

chrispackham, to random
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I used to like the sideways laughing emoji until Elon Musk started using it to pretend he wasn't mad about something

chrispackham, to random
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Sam Altman trying to manifest the AI from "Her" by dressing up ChatGPT in Scarlett Johansson's voice has the energy of a guy who saw Drive in 2011 and went around in a scorpion souvenir jacket for a year

chrispackham, to random
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What’s the name of that one strip tease song? Y’know, the one that gets old men wearing Knights of Omar fezzes going

anathema_device,
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@chrispackham The Can Can? Or Hey Big Spender?

chrispackham, to random
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Who wins in a fight, wood elf Obama or fire mage Charles

Conflagrant portrait of King Charles

anathema_device,
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@chrispackham I like the Obama picture subject better, but I confess I like the style of the Charles one more. I’m not a big fan of photorealism in portraits.

chrispackham, to Dogs
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I once had a dead flat rat in my mouth

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #MastoDogs

A large hound puppy lying
A large hound puppy lying

chrispackham, to random
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Feet are 3D printers for making toenails

chrispackham, to random
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"She was a bitch, actually"

chrispackham, to random
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"You have to get up early on your day off and go to a boring service" — literally the whole sales pitch of religion

anathema_device,
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@chrispackham yes. I always thought it was bloody unfair!

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