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beeoproblem

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Moonlighting as an indie gamedev. Wears many hats but programming is my forte. Livestreaming #gamedev on #twitch every Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Software QA to pay the bills. Emphasis on automation but I've done most of the things.

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eniko, (edited ) to gamedev
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Big news: Kitsune Tail's Steam Next Fest demo is live now! Go get it at https://store.steampowered.com/app/1325260 and experience the first part of this queer furry love triangle wrapped in an SMB3 jacket

You should definitely check the options. There's a CRT shader in Kitsune Tails made by @JoshJers which isn't on by default (because people get upset by that kinda thing) but playing with it on is totally the recommended experience

And for those of you who have Steam Decks, we've verified it works on that, too! And there's a new reveal trailer, showing off some of the bosses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBcm5fagUU

#KitsuneTails #QueerGames #GameDev #PixelArt

beeoproblem,
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@eniko @timotimo speedrunner strats

beeoproblem, to random
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I just love starting my day off by burning up 2 hours on system cleanup so I can manage a single trivial install.

arstechnica, to random
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Elon Musk is diverting Tesla’s GPUs to X, xAI, Nvidia emails say

The Tesla CEO is accused of diverting resources from the company again.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/06/elon-musk-is-diverting-teslas-gpus-to-x-xai-nvidia-emails-say/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

beeoproblem,
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@arstechnica if he's just taking the hardware and moving it to other companies, add it to the pile of reasons the board should fire Musk alongside everything else he's done.

Selling the GPUs to his other ventures though would probably be OK. It might even give a nice tax benefit by letting the company write down depreciation "losses" on otherwise perfectly good graphics cards. I somehow doubt he's being all that clever in his self-dealing though.

beeoproblem, to random
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Random GTA location name idea

"Sit and Spin Slots Zone"

davidzipper, to cars
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beeoproblem,
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@bigheadtales @davidzipper I feel like they do it on purpose.

Just drive around in 1st at 5000 RPM just to be as loud as humanly possible.

aeva, to random
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you ever think about how the standard cartoon bomb (a large blue or black sphere with a big fuse coming out the top) is essentially the "save icon" of destruction, because 1) it's symbolic meaning is widely understood, and 2) it's an anachronism that is widely recognized only for its symbolic meaning as its real life counterpart is long obsolete?

beeoproblem,
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@aeva @aud 2nding this one

The earliest models of explosive shells are what cartoon bombs come from. They're hollow iron balls meant to explode roughly when they land on/penetrate a target.

18+ octopuddle, to gamedev
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What is the point of making most or every achievement in a game a secret one? Does that actually encourage people? Like, I just can't be bothered. If it isn't an unmissable quirky of funny thing that pops up and adds to the experience, I just don't care to even try to find them. Making 100%ing a game a miserable experience just to claim bigger playtime hours is just kinda odd. Maybe I'm alone in this borderline hatred. #gamedev #games

beeoproblem,
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@octopuddle I believe you can cheese Steam by checking Global Achievement Stats. I think they've added a "reveal" button too. Dunno about other stuff

Agreed that it's silly to hide everything

beeoproblem, to random
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Good Faces could probably keep itself going for a year on nothing but JoJo screenshots

nyquildotorg, (edited ) to random
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Microsoft: takes screenshots of the screen, OCRs them and places the data in an unprotected sqlite file for later recall.

Apple: creates new NPU architecture designed to save PDFs of the screen and OCR them, storing the data in CoreData for later recall by authenticated users.

Ubuntu: every time the computer sleeps, it wakes up slightly slower than the last time, until you reboot it.

beeoproblem,
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@nyquildotorg wait, PDFs, not some special incompatible format made by and for Apple??

beeoproblem,
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@nyquildotorg I thought everyone was a PDF hater 😝

I wanted to get in a dig about Apple's love of, not just proprietary stuff, but their proprietary stuff.

niconiconi, to til

Heavy water absorbs infrared instead of red light, so if you spend billions of dollars to fill a swimming pool with heavy water, it would look transparent and no longer be blue.

beeoproblem,
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@niconiconi I wonder what the color of extra heavy water would be. I also wonder what its actual name is. Assuming you can even get water made with tritium.

beeoproblem, to random
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Last boost: good reason to never do business with Snowflake

Siccing lawyers on folks reporting significant security lapses and breaches means the company considers PR more important than maintaining a secure and functional service.

Alternatively, their service is so insecure that the report does substantively make attacking it easier and addressing the problem can't be done easily. That's worse.

beeoproblem, (edited ) to animals
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JRPG encounters IRL. You may think this is a photo of one dog.

No. It's a photo of twelve dogs.

My big lug is with the breeder right now and has given birth to 11 cute little puppies. She's retiring after this litter and will be our dog for good. Looking forward to seeing her and her babies soon 🐶

beeoproblem, to random
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For the first time in a long time I got to sit in the interviewer's chair at work today.

I have some thoughts about interviewing which I'll post about later today probably. I was a bit rusty but it was a good experience

kjhealy, to random
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This seems like both a personal cry for help and an indication that you work for a dangerously dysfunctional organization

beeoproblem,
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@kjhealy can I be in three "this could have been an email" at once?

Sure, but I won't.

SirTapTap, to MemeryAlpha
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beeoproblem,
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@SirTapTap I can't help but think of all the "atomic" snake oil of the 50s where random products would have small amounts of radioactive crap added to them for vague benefits

Also mundane uses like hand warmers (alpha decay) glowing stuff etc

It would take folks a while to figure out "hey, these weird warm glowing rocks/metals will fucking kill you" if they're not sufficiently "hot" radiologically. Cancer is a sneaky bastid

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"A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street." — Doug Linder

beeoproblem,
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@lizardbill and the QA will quip that you should check the driveways too cuz cars can come from anywhere 😛

beeoproblem,
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@lizardbill tech debt says "Don't Look Up"

beeoproblem, to random
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Was randomly reading the wiki for Son of Sam and found this quote from the police (assuming the killer had help)

"Why are there three [suspect] cars, five different [suspect] descriptions, different heights, different shapes, different sizes of the perpetrator? Somebody else was there."

My take. Eyewitnesses suck at accuracy. There was only one killer and his method (shooting from a distance at night) made him hard to identify.

Other possibility, disguises. Pillow in clothes, a wig, etc

beeoproblem, to gamedev
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Live OH NO I STARTED TWO MINUTES LATE!

I'm making a new addin for Godot. A package manager. It's TOOLSday on Sunday once again!

https://twitch.tv/BeeOProblem

beeoproblem, to random
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I hate autocorrect.

I want to type "UNsomething" not "in something"

beeoproblem, to random
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Rant about last boost.

There's something I find especially infuriating about folks who seem to deliberately miss the point so they can be smug about how oh-so-clever they are while nitpicking some useless bit of pedantry.

"aI iS aBoUt ThInKinG yUorE tAlKiNg aBoUt RoBoTiCzZ"

If you don't have anything relevant to add to a discussion. Just shut up. And, for the record, quibbling about someone conflating overlapping fields of engineering IS irrelevant.

beeoproblem, to random
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Radioactive Man you FOOL!

Your puny alpha emissions are no match for my COMPLETELY ORDINARY HUMAN SKIN!!

BWAHAHAHAAAA 😈

beeoproblem, to gamedev
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LIVE! More finishing touches on Robot Shooter.

Tonight I try out Krita for texture mapping. Something I've been meaning to do for quite some time.

https://twitch.tv/BeeOProblem

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