alex_02

@alex_02@infosec.exchange

Hardware nerd. I just exist and shitpost.

Also a professional idiot with an IQ of 70.

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0x00string, to random

good morning neighbors, homies, bad bitches, motherfuckers, antifascists, sex workers, antiimperialists, teachers, nurses, doulas, and silly gooses.

alex_02,

@0x00string i havent slept. what's a buttplug?

alex_02,
_dm, to random

One of the amazing things about Trump's rise is just how cowed most politicians are by a fear of losing election.

Everyone knows that many establishment Republicans loath Trump, but their fear--not of violence or legal persecution or anything of consequence, but, merely, of losing an election--is so overpowering that they fawn over themselves to stay on his good side.

I've come to believe it's this attribute that allows Trump to dominate his party. In 20th century fascist movements, it was the fear of mob violence. In the 21st, it's fear of mild irrelevance.

alex_02,

@_dm eh... a lot of the people that disliked and even made fun of trump ended up with cushy job positions in his administration. It is weird. The house of cards is very fragile and wouldn't take much wind to topple it down.

i0null, to random

Meanwhile in Canada

alex_02,

@i0null ok. i keep seeing this and now i kind of care cuz the cute dolphin is sad and that is a big no no... what did canada do to the flipper and do i need to go through the border and customs to smash some windows?

alex_02,

@i0null would they ban those screaming rubber chickens if it somehow somewhere breaks a few windows at a few tim hortons?

alex_02,

@i0null i will just say i identify as their canadian goose and they wouldnt fuck with me cuz all their anger is in those birds from hell.

patrickcmiller, to random

Large cryptocurrency miners in US now have to report energy use to government https://arstechnica.com/?p=2001578

alex_02,

@patrickcmiller isnt there a fine somewhere for excessive polluting?

jerry, to random

Perhaps there is a market for electric toothbrush shaped flipper zeros in Canada

alex_02,

@jerry i wonder how that would go in a government meeting: "Ah yes. The kids are now running around with electric toothbrushes and causing havoc."

Guess we will see petitions on banning electric toothbrushes by those crazy finantic groups.

jerry, to random

Someone needs to go stunt hack something so the media can move on from this toothbrush story

alex_02,

@jerry if i hack anything right now... i wont have a door, but anyways... i think if a bunch of teenagers scan a whole isp for some low hanging fruit of industrial control systems and run a wordlist of stupidly simple default passwords they can probably turn off the gas or something and spam it on telegram. idiot journalists would surely jump on that.

feds, i like having a door and this is a shitpost.

alex_02,

@jerry you should've pulled out a magnifying glass.

0x00string, to random

whats hot in moscow

alex_02,

@0x00string it is actually very cold and snow up to your ass.

alex_02,

@0x00string wait...

alex_02,

@0x00string i wonder if the firetruck came without water again?

cakeisnotalie, to random

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    alex_02,

    @cakeisnotalie you might be able to get a lawsuit against them. I would consult lawyers and the consult is free usually.

    alex_02,

    @cakeisnotalie would still try to consult a lawyer. never know.

    jerry, to random

    I am happy to announce my new cloud-based, AI enabled XDR offering for toothbrushes. Please form an orderly line to deposit your investment capital.

    alex_02,

    @jerry calls the intern to unplug the blinky boxy thing again

    codinghorror, to random

    It's strange, but I feel the overarching lesson of Twitter was "how snarkily funny can I be" whereas on Mastodon it's "how kind and generous can I be" and good lord I am so here for this change, even if it results in less clickbait and "engagement"

    alex_02,

    @codinghorror looks at their profile not much has changed. i guess im boring.

    0x00string, to random

    WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF ohio testing tornado sirens

    alex_02,

    @0x00string ??? i dont get it. what did i miss?

    alex_02,
    alex_02, to random

    So uh... what did I miss?

    patrickcmiller, to random
    alex_02,

    @patrickcmiller I actually looked at doing this at some point, but couldn't find a way that was good enough for what I needed.

    patrickcmiller, to random

    Windows version of the venerable Linux “sudo” command shows up in preview build https://arstechnica.com/?p=2001010

    alex_02,

    @patrickcmiller 😈😈😈 looking forward toward sudo shenanigans. There are some interesting exploits you can do to abuse sudo and get elevated privs. I wonder how they implanted it in windows since I would think it would use uac and other windows privilege mechanics under the hood.

    patrickcmiller, to random

    Pentagon investigating theft of sensitive files by ransomware group https://cyberscoop.com/technica-pentagon-alphv-ransomware/

    alex_02,

    @patrickcmiller as someone who got fucked by these companies contracted by the military... this doesnt surprise me. their security is garbage.

    0x58, to tech
    alex_02,

    @0x58 this might be fun to exploit.

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