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PatrickoftheG

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Life is a preposterous horror.

Money speaks for money, the devil for his own
Who comes to speak for the skin and the bone?

The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from the goose.

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PatrickoftheG, to random
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I can't tell if Youtube autoplaying when I ask it not to is a bug or deliberate enshittification. I do not know love living in a world where everything gets worse on purpose because it means I can't tell when something got worse by accident.

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I am one of those people who still masks up wherever he goes, the one exception being walking around outside on less than crowded streets.

The exception to that exception is if I see children anywhere. The mask goes right back on then. The amount of hacking, coughing and generalized audible sickness of the youth freaks me right the God damn out. Children should not be this universally sick all the time.

What the Hell parents how do you not demand better?

PatrickoftheG, to random
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My partner said she prefers the food I cook to that of her brother's. We are both bad, and she hates when either of us cook anything for her, at least I come out ahead.

"You know at least your food is bad, you're like a garbage raccoon and just don't care. Him? He's trying to be pretentious and doesn't know it's bad."

PatrickoftheG, to Quebec
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A thing I find interesting about #quebec is that we want immigrants to fall in love with French as a language and want them to think that language is one of the most important things in this world. This makes sense if you are from Québec, sure.

This falls apart fundamentally because you're enlisting people who already have a language and who value language so little they are moving across the world to take up a new one.

They already decided standard of life is more important than language.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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I am liking the first episode of Fallout enough that I am tempted to play one of the games again. No, not those ones. A good one.

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@WanderingInDigitalWorlds Fallout then Fallout 2 then New Vegas then 3 and then I give up. I am pretty sure I spent more time in Fallout Tactics than I did Fallout 4, but I gave up on those pretty early.

Between those last two I cannot tell you which was less of an RPG.

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@WanderingInDigitalWorlds I am not sure that the first two games, well they are pretty good for those who got to know them in the time they were made, are something that are friendly for newcomers.

I hate time limits. At least the second game didn't actually have one except in one quest's case.

I genuinely wanted to like the fourth title but I found that there wasn't any choice in the RPG stuff that I liked didn't exist. I wasn't playing a character that had options..

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@WanderingInDigitalWorlds It felt more like a shooter to me in the first person shooter sense than anything else and that's fine but it wasn't what I was looking for from a Fallout.

One of those things that I really wanted to like since it's pretty close to being New France in New England and that wasn't able to carry me through the game unfortunately. But I wanted to like it.

76? Live service, didn't want to even bothe so I never did.

paninid, to random
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A protest leader can be held financially accountable for the actions of a rogue participant in Texas, Louisiana, or Mississippi, but a CEO and company cannot.

Got it.

Just wanted to make sure I understood.

PatrickoftheG,
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@paninid Incorporate your protest movement, enjoy your newfound limited liability.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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Having a character lose al its health the second it loses morale is probably the worst, dirtiest, aggravating shitpiece of a thing that Darkest Dungeon II does. Like, I find that metldown mechanic just punishes in a stunning feedback loop.

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@WanderingInDigitalWorlds In the old days of the first Darkest Dungeon, getting maxed stress twice was fatal but I felt like there were more things to do about it. In this one, dropping 90% of your health in a shot is just shitting directly into the open wound. It would be hard enough a la first game but this is taking the piss.

Been trying, just for my own edification, to see if I could tackle the Leviathan and that's three runs sunk so hard.

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@WanderingInDigitalWorlds Having some of these mini bosses be stuck at the end of two separate fights is nuts too. Like, I didn't get into this because it was going to be easy, but shit, there's kicking a man when he's down and then blinding him too.

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@WanderingInDigitalWorlds To this very day my friend I wonder strongly what it is in those tempting goblets, by those weird skeleton priests, that is so very appealing to all of my people.The second game doesn't really have a town-based overworld and kind of feels a little bit more like a roguelike RPG than a strategy game RPG like the first was. I think I may like the first game more. It's not like I may not having fun with the second one but it's harder, so much harder.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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Friends don't let friends bomb embassies. Hegemonic superpowers whose politicians and shareholders make a fortune from selling you weapons? They do.

I really think the point of provoking Iran by bombing their embassy was to stop Americans from asking why Israel needs so many weapons to pulverize Gaza. Now Israel can say it's all to defend itself from Iran (and use them to pulverize Gaza as per the plan).

Gives Biden a giant pass on his election too. This was a gift from Netanyahu to him.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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For those of you worried about this being the start of WWIII or something, I don't want to sound like I am pooh-poohing the seriousness of what's going on, but Israel already attacks Iran and Iranian assets like all the time.

Most recently an embassy.

The reprisal to the reprisal to the reprisal, ad infinitum, isn't different from the status quo as it has been for a long time.

PatrickoftheG, to random
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The only time when nationalism is not a full-tilt cancer is when it is precancerous.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/israeli-photographer-beaten-by-settlers-while-trying-to-document-rampage-of-palestinian-town/

PatrickoftheG, to random
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Remember, my #Christian friends, that Americans having sex with intent of producing children kills more fertilized eggs than abortion. For every two children you bring into this world you kill at least one.

Your only ethical choice is to stop breeding. #Jesus loves you.

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@JustinMac84 40 to 60 percent of all fertilized embryos get flushed out of the woman's body to their doom. If two children make it out of the mother's body alive, statistically there's a little brother or sister up there in God's Gigantic Embryonic Swarm from all that sanctioned and marital sex.

The divine plan is super exciting, isn't it?

AnnaAnthro, to Montreal
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“There's something different about #Montreal's Lachine Canal” - no more trash cans to encourage more ‘responsibility’ for water

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/lachine-canal-trash-bins-1.7171256

PatrickoftheG,
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@AnnaAnthro This sounds to me like garbage cans were overflowing on their own, and instead of increasing the volume of garbage cans or the rate at which they were emptied, some idiots somewhere decided to go with the worst possible option. If it works out well then it works out but I do not think this will work out.

Edit: Bonus points for the homeless encampments along the canal that now have nowhere to stow their trash.

AnnaAnthro, to scifi
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Christopher Nolan's 'Interstellar' is getting a 2nd theatrical release for its 10th anniversary #scifi

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/12/1244265705/christopher-nolans-interstellar-is-getting-a-2nd-theatrical-release

PatrickoftheG,
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@AnnaAnthro I wanted to like that movie so much, because I am a romantic at heart, but bleh.

They solve the agriculture crisis at home anyway making the whole plot story meh, which would be okay if they played their cars right, and the thought that anything could survive getting near to a black hole is stupid beyond belief.

msquebanh, to random
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Some deaths are worth celebrating. Some graves deserve to be pissed upon.

PatrickoftheG,
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@msquebanh Agreed, all of this speak no ill of the dead is bullshit designed to protect the crimes of the living.

SirTapTap, to random
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Reminder: If you can vote, and you don't:

Your opinion on politics doesn't matter.

I don't care how radical it is or how loud you are.

It doesn't matter. Because you decided it didn't.

There's one thing that makes it matter. It's voting.

PatrickoftheG,
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@SirTapTap I don't know. Not American at all, but I live in a riding that has realistically not changed hands since its inception Federally. I certainly cannot vote for the Liberal Party after the party went back on all of its important promises and had to be dragged screaming on a few big issues, clearly against its will. They're still going to win this riding.

I certainly won't vote for either of the two nightmare more Conservative parties. But going through the effort to vote for

PatrickoftheG, to random
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I had no idea.

"Mock turtle soup is an English soup that was created in the mid-18th century as an imitation of green turtle soup. It often uses brains and organ meats such as calf's head to duplicate the texture and flavour of the original's turtle meat after the green turtles used to make the original dish were hunted nearly to extinction."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mock_turtle_soup

RickiTarr, to random
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I get so mad at myself when a commercial makes me feel something besides just disgust and annoyance.

PatrickoftheG,
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@RickiTarr I feel exactly the same way. However:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n0Frzj0mKM

PatrickoftheG,
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@RickiTarr I can't even think about their penguin one without crying either. I was crying when I was Googling to even get this link.

It's so sweet and good but evil companies and I hate myself for being vulnerable to it.

The Penguin One.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSU34BwObCQ

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