I was in the mosh pit for Rage Against the Machine's set in Atlanta for Lollapalooza '93, I explain to the cashier as I scroll my phone looking for my coupon for my preferred brand of heartburn medication
I embark on the next stage of my social skills development with the grace, thoughtfulness, and care of Wile E Coyote stepping off a cliff into thin air
What our civilization needs are more billionaires, way more, I've designed this furnace that can power our society using only burning billionaires, but I need plenty of them to make it work, once we run out I guess we can switch to solar or something, I dunno
European Architectural Plaque: "On this spot in 1690 Sir Isaac Newton and Leibiniz entered into a heated dispute about which of the gentlemen had Original Priority about the description of Calculus"
USA Architectural Plaque: "This Plaque commemorates the spot on which Jimmy "Spicy Dog" Walters and Kyle Davis came to blows in 2015 over the creation of the Jalapeno Chili-Cheese Buffalo Dog, both were subsequently slain in an explosion in a neighboring meth lab"
From now on I'm dividing everyone into the correct categorization using the only criteria that genuinely matters: forklift certification. If you're not forklift certified we can still be friends, despite our obvious differences in values and background
I'm just finishing up a novel. I've been writing screenplays & other story-led narratives for decades. Classic structure has been drummed into me. But then, when I was diagnosed as neurodivergent, I thought, 'Hold on, maybe the traditional story model is actually a neurotypical device...'
I decided to let my #ADHD/ #autism write my novel. In doing so, I have developed a new revolutionary storytelling model. You're welcome. @actuallyautistic #writing#amWriting #amserious
@Richard_Littler@actuallyautistic
"And then our hero exited the story because they developed a fleeting fascination with the cuisine of the 19th century Italian Reunification, and left to go to pastry school"