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Meyerweb

@Meyerweb@mastodon.social

Armchair rocket scientist graffiti existentialist. Agnostic in principle, atheist in practice, #CSS guy, mzungu. I’m only here for the food.

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Welp, I made it to A Coruña for the CSS WG FTF this week, but my international-plan Verizon phone, which worked fine this morning, became a brick as soon as I left Madrid. Can’t send or receive texts, make or receive calls, wifi only. If anyone calls me, they get Spanish voicemail. And I can‘t log into Verizon to try to fix it because their login depends on SMS 2FA. Both their Support and Contact pages just say “we can’t do that, visit our web site” WHICH I WAS ALREADY ON GAAAHHHH

hotdogsladies, to random
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I only ever tried cocaine one time, but you sure wouldn’t know it from my record collection.

https://youtu.be/8ILmp2ckRNs?si=RdQWhwbfai8hfVIM

Meyerweb,
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@hotdogsladies Oh man. Used to play this on my college radio show, sometimes in combo with Focus’s “Hocus Pocus”.

hotdogsladies, to random
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I just had an idea for a neat thing Apple could do.

Y’know the little tabs that pop up when you select text in iOS?

It’d be cool if the device learned which actions you tend to choose in a given situation.

So, if you choose “Translate” more often than, say, “Format,” they could make that a little easier for you.

This is an idea that I just had.

Meyerweb,
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@hotdogsladies It honestly borders on DALL-Eism.

Meyerweb, (edited ) to random
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I was doing some research and discovered that the estimated number of internet users, which we can fairly reasonably equate to web users, is essentially the same as the entire global population aged 15–64.

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Looks like YouTube did something in the last hour or two to prevent video playback when uBlock Origin is enabled. I get playback errors with it on, no problems with it off.

danhon, to random
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So what you're saying is that it's not out of the realm of possibility for Mr. Beast to acquire The Daily Beast?

Meyerweb,
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dltj, to random
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Using !important in CSS feels like such a crutch...like I don't fully understand the "Cascading" of "Cascading Style Sheets"

Meyerweb,
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brucelawson, to random
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Self-driving car in India. "In the 6-minute long clip, a sensor-laden SUV weaves through narrow unmarked streets, dodging pedestrians, dogs, cows, slow-moving tractors, and a constant stream of scooters overtaking, cutting across, and even driving on the wrong side of the road." https://spectrum.ieee.org/india-self-driving-car

Meyerweb,
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@brucelawson Let me guess: it’s actually a remotely piloted vehicle being driven by a sweatshopped cube worker in the Global South, possibly India itself.

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@brucelawson Don’t hate me because I’m cynical.

davatron5000, to random
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For $32/hr I will come over to your house and wrassle your dogs for you. No walks, no feeding, only wrasslin'. Small dogs. Big dogs. Don't matter. Cujos cost extra.

Meyerweb,
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@zachleat @davatron5000 Relax, Zach, you’re not an underage girl.

Meyerweb,
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@davatron5000 @zachleat I forgot to add “or someone else’s wife”.

brucelawson, to random
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I'm posting this photo because 35 years later, people in China and Hong Kong can't. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests_and_massacre

Meyerweb,
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@brucelawson I see the tankies found you. My condolences.

Meyerweb, to random
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Every so often I drop into Facebook (family contacts keep me there) and my timeline is infested with obnoxious right-wing groups, sexist joke accounts, anatomically impossible anime girl art, and praise for Lena Scissorhands (???). Apparently blocking profiles is interpreted as positive interaction, since the more of these I block, the more I seem to get.

Great work, Zuckers, you’re doing one hell of a job there.

mia, to random
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Heading to Amsterdam. I wonder if there will be anyone else there, maybe for a conference or something? You never know.

It would be impossible to predict. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Meyerweb,
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@michelle @mia Samesies.

Meyerweb, to random
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fraying, to random
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Become compostable.

Meyerweb,
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@fraying Inevitably I will, but I’m still trying to put it off as long as I can.

mattmay, to random
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“They were literally crucified” 🤡🤡🤡

Meyerweb,
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@mattmay I mean, we can arrange that if he’s so committed to the role.

Meyerweb, to random
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If you like editorial nerdrama, the Talk page on Trump’s Wikipedia article is on FIRE right now.

Meyerweb, to random
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HOLY SHIT HE RAN THE TABLE

Meyerweb,
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I mean, he probably gets probation plus fines but no jail time, but nevertheless: wow. Wow. WOW.

Meyerweb, to random
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A little sad I won’t be at the last @xoxo, but I know everyone will have a great time. I’ll have a little XOXO FOMO come August, but I would have had even worse Family FOMO had I been there.

(I didn’t put my name in, to be clear. I got really close, but decided the spot I might have taken would be better given to someone who hasn’t been before, and also more keen to travel.)

BartoszMilewski, to random
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The AI keeps yanking our Markov chain.

Meyerweb,
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Meyerweb, to random
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Been seeing a rising tide of vitriol over upcoming voting in the US and UK, and I really think it’s almost entirely rooted in whether you see your vote as an affirmative statement of your values, or as a pragmatic political choice. Both views are understandable (to me, anyway) but they can’t ever agree on where those views lead them, and it results in a lot of sniping condescension and outright disgust between ostensible allies. I guess that’s first-past-the-post for you.

Meyerweb,
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@mpirnat That definitely puts you in the “pragmatic choice” camp. But even outside the state actors, there are a lot of people who genuinely see it the other way, and I think a lot of us were taught to think of voting that way.

eleventy, to random
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objection.

Meyerweb,
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@eleventy Sustained.

Meyerweb,
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@groxx @vanilla @jgarber @eleventy I mean, it was okay. Definitely better than junior high and high school, I’ll say that much.

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