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MachineLordZero

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I AM THE MACHINE LORD

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MachineLordZero, to random
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every day that I can't change bodies like I change outfits is bullshit it's fucking bullshit
doesn't even have to be human-shaped bodies
I could absolutely dig a Jameson box, or zipping around in a little grappler drone

MachineLordZero,
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or fuck I'd even spend some time in a stationary body
maybe a printer that tells you exactly what the problem is and why

"Yeah it's black and white that you're trying to print, but the turbo geniuses who designed this ink dispenser made it so that if it runs dry of any colour, it'll take damage. I can go ahead and do it, buuut you won't be printing cyan in future. Up to you."

Although this suggests that the body wouldn't be my own, 'cause no way would I pick such a lame design.

MachineLordZero,
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banned from hanging out in ATMs after displaying "FEED ME A STRAY CAT" on screen

eniko, to random
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Remember remember
August September
October November
And also December

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko What about February, March, April, the other part of May, and July?

eniko, (edited ) to gamedev
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have a screenshot of one of our bosses for

kitsune tails is a classic platformer with a very queer story. more info and wishlist at https://kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko That looks like it'd be bad for the boat.

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Is it not his boat?

eniko, to random
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i really like the concept of limit breaks from final fantasy but i hate how so often they're just like, "fill bar do special move"

i dont know how i would fix it but i feel like limit breaks should be reserved for specific story beats if you want them to be suitably impactful?

discuss

MachineLordZero,
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@eniko Like when Terra has her initial freakout in 6, then learns to control her power?

nixCraft, (edited ) to random
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Statement from Scarlett Johansson on the OpenAI situation. Wow. Sama took down sky’s voice because of legal notice. This guy is really pushing boundaries 🤣 Source: NPR tech correspondent- This statement was provided exclusively to NPR by Johansson's publicist, Marcel Pariseau. https://x.com/bobbyallyn/status/1792679435701014908?s=46

MachineLordZero,
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@nixCraft lmao contacting them two days before release? Fuck that guy.

MachineLordZero, to random
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I hate keyboards and keyboard manufacturers so much

MachineLordZero,
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and their sellers

MachineLordZero,
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Why is it so hard to find backlit keys that're intended to be functional, rather than an eyesore?

elmowilk, to steam
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🚂 "Times of Progress" is part of the Steam Endless Replayability Fest !! 🚂

It's my first festival so it's quite exciting, although without a demo I guess the visibility will be reduced.

But I am still curious to see what will happen in terms of wishlists.

MachineLordZero,
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@elmowilk gaaah you had me go from "ooh!" to :| with this tweet

MachineLordZero, to random
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Eurovision likes to make sure we know they're non-political.
In fact, their international competition broadcast around the world is SO non-political, they even let Russia compete, despite Russia's ongoing war and human rights atrocities.

checks earpiece Sorry, I'm just getting this in now, there's a rumour that Russia is, in fact, not competing in Eurovision. Reasons unknown at this time.

MachineLordZero, to random
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Australia: housing crisis[1]

A group of people: Hey we've talked about it and done research and consulted with qualified people, and we wanna build a load of co-housing in this area, in a way that'll fit in with the landscape and maintain the heritage-listed buildings here.

Their local council for some reason: no

[1] 'Cause we've let too many[2] people buy a ton of housing and keep it empty to drive up the prices.

[2] ie, any

MachineLordZero,
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and then it turns out that it's gonna cost around a million bucks per home what the fuck

MachineLordZero,
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I've also seen a news article saying that a golf course may be "called in" to help fix the housing crisis.
Like, fuck golf, but maybe we should require the perfectly good housing being kept empty to boost some shithead's investment portfolio to be used?

MachineLordZero,
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I'm at least 9% certain that using existing housing is going to be cheaper, and available faster, than building a new housing development designed by some shitwit who thinks a single access point for hundreds of people is a good idea.

MachineLordZero,
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Look I'll even offer a compromise: 10% cumulative tax increase per month on empty housing until it's got someone living in it properly, with decent tenant rights and maintenance.

This is coming down from my starting position of we take the housing and beat you to death for being a parasitoid on society.

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