JonBaker

JonBaker, 3 days ago to random

[commercial]

The Universe is a force of unrelenting entropy and chaos

Everything you love and everything you are will one day be ruthlessly dismantled

There is no escape, but you CAN delay the inevitable. For your leftovers at least.

Tupperware™: Your Fate Is Sealed

JonBaker, 5 days ago to random

Wild to me that the moral of Shrek 4 is “don’t you dare take any time for yourself or you will lose everything”

Shrek just wanted a hot minute to breathe and he almost fucking died for it

JonBaker, 6 days ago to random

Spring forward
Fall back
Dodge to your left
Slide to the right
Cha cha real smooth

JonBaker, 6 days ago to random

IDEA: A modded Sega console in the shape of a mech with heavy RGB lighting effects

Neon Genesis Evangelion

JonBaker, 7 days ago to random

“It’s too early for this shit”

• Me, at literally every point in time, regardless of how early or late it is for any of this shit

JonBaker, 7 days ago to DoctorWho

So if the 14th Doctor is just chilling and healing and working on himself when the 15th is doing the Doctor Things

It’s possible 14 goes through one or more regenerations before becoming 15

I want to believe The Doctor becoming this guy is part of that journey #doctorwho

JonBaker, 9 days ago to random

MARIO KART IDEA: Sonic The Hedgehog as a playable character, but it’s just Sonic with no kart. He’s just… running

Mechanically, he handles like a kart all the same, but it’s just him rolling around at the speed of sound

JonBaker, 9 days ago to random

I like big prepositions and I can not lie

endeavorance, 10 days ago to random

Accidentally asked DaVinci to generate captions in Dutch

JonBaker, 10 days ago to random

Kinda fucked up I haven’t felt refreshed or recharged from a single weekend for like a decade

JonBaker, 11 days ago to random

If you stop the song Billie Jean a little before the halfway point it becomes Billie Jort

JonBaker, 12 days ago to random

I guess I just wanna see Florence & The Machine fight against Rage Against The Machine in a cage match

JonBaker, 13 days ago to random

On the plus side, Trump got all the holes punched on his felony rewards card so he can get a free misdemeanor on his next visit to the courthouse

JonBaker, 13 days ago to random

FUN FACT: I am just a handful of coping mechanisms stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a functioning adult

JonBaker, 14 days ago to random

The forever struggle

JonBaker, 15 days ago to random

GOOGLE: spouting completely useless nonsense

WEB MD:

JonBaker, 15 days ago to random

A lone swordsman roaming the countryside mastering his fighting techniques and challenging dojos for their honor, but it’s just me going from Waffle House to Waffle House in like Florida

JonBaker, 15 days ago to random

FUN FACT: It’s technically not illegal to shout “SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S” at the Wendy’s drive through until the worker on the other end questions all their life decisions

JonBaker, 16 days ago to random

Fuck you Aptos you were NOT invited to this party get the FUCK out of my Microsoft Office

JonBaker, 16 days ago to random

I’m just waiting for Mr. Beast do an actual trolley problem video with real people, real trolleys and real carnage

JonBaker, 16 days ago to random

Actually, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor: Dr. Frankenstein

Frankenstein’s Monster was the nickname he gave his penis