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JonBaker, 3 days ago to random [commercial] The Universe is a force of unrelenting entropy and chaos Everything you love and everything you are will one day be ruthlessly dismantled There is no escape, but you CAN delay the inevitable. For your leftovers at least. Tupperware™: Your Fate Is Sealed
[commercial]
The Universe is a force of unrelenting entropy and chaos
Everything you love and everything you are will one day be ruthlessly dismantled
There is no escape, but you CAN delay the inevitable. For your leftovers at least.
Tupperware™: Your Fate Is Sealed
memphismary, 3 days ago @JonBaker 🏆
@JonBaker 🏆
JonBaker, 5 days ago to random Wild to me that the moral of Shrek 4 is “don’t you dare take any time for yourself or you will lose everything” Shrek just wanted a hot minute to breathe and he almost fucking died for it
Wild to me that the moral of Shrek 4 is “don’t you dare take any time for yourself or you will lose everything”
Shrek just wanted a hot minute to breathe and he almost fucking died for it
JonBaker, 6 days ago to random Spring forward Fall back Dodge to your left Slide to the right Cha cha real smooth
Spring forward Fall back Dodge to your left Slide to the right Cha cha real smooth
JonBaker, 6 days ago to random IDEA: A modded Sega console in the shape of a mech with heavy RGB lighting effects Neon Genesis Evangelion
IDEA: A modded Sega console in the shape of a mech with heavy RGB lighting effects
Neon Genesis Evangelion
JonBaker, 7 days ago to random “It’s too early for this shit” Me, at literally every point in time, regardless of how early or late it is for any of this shit
“It’s too early for this shit”
becha, 6 days ago @JonBaker “It’s too early .. “ by @effinbirds
@JonBaker “It’s too early .. “ by @effinbirds
JonBaker, 7 days ago to DoctorWho So if the 14th Doctor is just chilling and healing and working on himself when the 15th is doing the Doctor Things It’s possible 14 goes through one or more regenerations before becoming 15 I want to believe The Doctor becoming this guy is part of that journey #doctorwho
So if the 14th Doctor is just chilling and healing and working on himself when the 15th is doing the Doctor Things
It’s possible 14 goes through one or more regenerations before becoming 15
I want to believe The Doctor becoming this guy is part of that journey #doctorwho
JonBaker, 9 days ago to random MARIO KART IDEA: Sonic The Hedgehog as a playable character, but it’s just Sonic with no kart. He’s just… running Mechanically, he handles like a kart all the same, but it’s just him rolling around at the speed of sound
MARIO KART IDEA: Sonic The Hedgehog as a playable character, but it’s just Sonic with no kart. He’s just… running
Mechanically, he handles like a kart all the same, but it’s just him rolling around at the speed of sound
JonBaker, 9 days ago to random I like big prepositions and I can not lie
I like big prepositions and I can not lie
JonBaker, 10 days ago to random Kinda fucked up I haven’t felt refreshed or recharged from a single weekend for like a decade
Kinda fucked up I haven’t felt refreshed or recharged from a single weekend for like a decade
JonBaker, 11 days ago to random If you stop the song Billie Jean a little before the halfway point it becomes Billie Jort
If you stop the song Billie Jean a little before the halfway point it becomes Billie Jort
JonBaker, 12 days ago to random I guess I just wanna see Florence & The Machine fight against Rage Against The Machine in a cage match
I guess I just wanna see Florence & The Machine fight against Rage Against The Machine in a cage match
64bithero, 12 days ago @JonBaker is the cage also filled with machines ??
@JonBaker is the cage also filled with machines ??
JonBaker, 10 days ago @64bithero It's machines all the way down
@64bithero It's machines all the way down
JonBaker, 13 days ago to random On the plus side, Trump got all the holes punched on his felony rewards card so he can get a free misdemeanor on his next visit to the courthouse
On the plus side, Trump got all the holes punched on his felony rewards card so he can get a free misdemeanor on his next visit to the courthouse
JonBaker, 13 days ago to random FUN FACT: I am just a handful of coping mechanisms stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a functioning adult
FUN FACT: I am just a handful of coping mechanisms stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a functioning adult
ErosBlog, 13 days ago @JonBaker Wait, I thought that was just what consciousness is.
@JonBaker Wait, I thought that was just what consciousness is.
JonBaker, 13 days ago @ErosBlog might be!
@ErosBlog might be!
JonBaker, 14 days ago to random The forever struggle
The forever struggle
dogfox, 14 days ago @JonBaker Perfection!
@JonBaker Perfection!
JonBaker, 15 days ago to random GOOGLE: spouting completely useless nonsense WEB MD:
GOOGLE: spouting completely useless nonsense
WEB MD: