Looping, (edited ) to random French
@Looping@anticapitalist.party avatar

Non l'obstacle a l'union de la gauche ce n'est pas une connerie dites un jour, c'est l'antisémitisme chez LFI par exemple. Ou l'antiscience chez EELV. Ou la beaufitude réac de Roussel. Ou l'ego de Melenchon. Ou la trahison des socialistes. Rien à voir. #subtoot

jwildeboer, (edited ) to random
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net avatar

If you run a startup and you use The Cloud, make sure to add your cloud provider(s) to the VIP list in your email client to make sure you don't miss them informing you that you are exceeding your traffic/compute limits. Explosive growth comes at a price :(

wall_e, to infosec
@wall_e@ioc.exchange avatar

To whomever needs to hear this:

✨ Thou shalt not look inside a JWTs payload before its signature has been validated ✨

All you will find there is pain, misery, and CVEs

...THAT OTHER PEOPLE NOW HAVE TO TRACK IN THEIR SYSTEMS, FFS!!1! 😡

JoeGrowling, to random
@JoeGrowling@todon.eu avatar

#Subtoot
Sorry I can't take you seriously when you warn about the dangers of AI when you fail to note that what we have is not, in any way close to an actual AI. It's a glorified version of autocorrect, that will advise you to make pasta with gasoline or eat rocks.

That is obviously dangerous in it's own way, but it's not HAL 9000 or SKYNET.

mentallyalex, to random
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

I read that originally as "Moss Boss" and had a very fun Al Capone image come to my mind.

Remnants of bushy mossy hair under a fadora hat. Walking confidently along the forest floor running scams on the rabbits and pressing the local rodent communities for their stores for winter.

"In case of accidents," He says, chuckling to himself.

#subtoot

stefan, to fediverse
@stefan@stefanbohacek.online avatar

What is a fediverse-neutral word for "subtweet"? People here use "subtoot", but that's based on Mastodon's "toot", which is no longer officially used.

"Subpost" doesn't sound quite right. But I guess that's it?

WrenArcher, to Houston
@WrenArcher@beige.party avatar

Sleeping in a house in #Houston that had its power knocked out by a violent storm and thus has no A/C…

not as comfortable as you might imagine.
Yawwwn. scratch scratch scratch

Ugh. Worms are not the incentive this Li’l Bird needs to get up this early. Now Bubble Yum… maybe.

#subtoot

shawnhooper, to random
@shawnhooper@fosstodon.org avatar

If you hire a band, please read their technical rider.

#subtoot #proaudio #liveevents

mentallyalex, to random
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

nope, too feisty.

#subtoot

Looping, to random French
@Looping@anticapitalist.party avatar

Bien sur, la gauche perd parce qu'elle est divisée mdr...
Non la gauche perd parce qu'elle préfère draguer les fachos que les abstentionnistes.
#subtoot

Looping, to random French
@Looping@anticapitalist.party avatar

Attendez, mon refus de voter LFI n'a rien à voir avec une quête de trouver une candidature parfaite, mais plutôt plusieurs trahisons successives.
Aucune démocratie interne, antisémitisme, drague des antivax et des fachos, validisme, refus de la moindre critique, débat avec des fachos, etc, etc...

Et j'ai voté Melenchon en 2012, 2017, et 2022. Donc rien n'a voir avec une quête de candidature parfaite. Juste, trop, c'est trop.
Et Quatennens c'était la goûte d'eau.
#subtoot

Lisoo,
@Lisoo@eldritch.cafe avatar

@Looping On est d'accord !
Y'a quelques toots qui traînent ces dernières semaines en mode "oui mais si le programme d'une liste est compatible à 95% faut voter pour cette liste" etc, et ça me gave tellement !
Parce que porter un programme c'est bien, mais si le parti et les membres qui le portent ne sont pas représentatifs de ce programme, les comptes ne sont pas bons ! Pas bons du tout 😬.
#subtoot aussi du coup 🙄

mentallyalex, to random
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

hastily searches that he used ASTROLOGY and ASTRONOMY correctly :blobcat_nervoussweat:

#subtoot

leodurruti, to random Italian
@leodurruti@puntarella.party avatar

Le frasette misteriose da bacio perugina del rancore

#subtoot

psychotimmy, to climate
@psychotimmy@mastodon.online avatar

There's enough bad stuff that the Tories are doing to this country without inventing nonsense that the flood risk maps are state secrets. You can check your risk here: https://www.gov.uk/check-long-term-flood-risk #subtoot #climatechange

WrenArcher, to random
@WrenArcher@beige.party avatar

I meant to post this yesterday for but silliness with my audio posts took over.

Also, this could totally be me and a Masto peep because she’s like, 9” taller than me and without a stepstool, I would totally be eye to boob instead of eye to eye.
🤣

mentallyalex, to random
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

Yes, skin monsters. That's right, no mouths just eyes and they are friendly. No I'm free tomorrow anytime. Yes when I'm awake or asleep. Thank you see you then.

#subtoot

tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

J'ai vu des rattes faire dodo à l'animalerie ​:woe:​

Donnez les bébés ​:neocat_cry:​

tournesol,
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

Le furry qui veut bouffer mes rats, je te vois ​:neocat_what:​ #subtoot

intransitivelie, to random
@intransitivelie@beige.party avatar

Nah, my parents taught me that war was bad. I didn't need to have one myself to learn that. Maybe it's not that each generation needs to learn that war is bad by going to war. Maybe it's that too many people don't learn that war is bad any other way, and some people don't even learn it then. #subtoot

RxBrad, to random

Someone followed me on Threads? What kind of weirdo would follow me on Threads?

#🥖🐘

idoubtit, to random
@idoubtit@mstdn.social avatar

One of my favorite news sources here adds a silly hashtag instead of just posting the facts. It really ruins things when you add a stupid “dig” at people you don’t like. Sometimes you get it wrong. #subtoot

jewishreader, to random
@jewishreader@sfba.social avatar

Let's normalize not using 'IQ' as a shorthand term for a type of intellectual capacity, or, worse, 'low-IQ' as a diss. It's the goddamn year 2024. #subtoot

intransitivelie, to random
@intransitivelie@beige.party avatar

narrator voice You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to Chuck Todd. #subtoot

sister_ratched, to random
@sister_ratched@toot.community avatar

Right, that was interesting! 🤯 #subtoot

christianp, to random
@christianp@mathstodon.xyz avatar

'Developers stop saying "modern" to differentiate from the thing you were doing six months ago' challenge

christianp,
@christianp@mathstodon.xyz avatar

#subtoot: this again

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