AnneTheWriter1, to fediverse

There's the right way,
There's the wrong way,
And then there's the #Janeway.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Comedy #Jokestodon #StarTrekVoyager #StarWars #StarTrek #CaptainJaneway #DeathStar #JanewayIsMyCaptain #AdmiralJaneway #StarWarsANewHope

AnneTheWriter1, to fediverse

Welcome to all the recent #TwitterMigrants !

If you hear stories about #JohnMastodon, they're not real-- well, maybe not.😏

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Comedy #Jokestodon #Welcome #JohnMastodom #NewbiesOfMastodon #Newbies #TomHanks #TwitterMigration #TwitterExodus #MastodonMigration #ForrestGump
@jjhysell

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing. —Socrates

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

CharlieMcHenry, to internet
@CharlieMcHenry@connectop.us avatar

Ha! 👀 Twitter is not dead yet; it’s just randomly logging out a number of its users. https://techcrunch.com/2023/05/01/twitter-is-randomly-logging-out-users-youre-welcome/ #twitter #humor #irony #karma

CuriousRph, to random

Appreciation for the bed sheet manufacturer with a sense of humor.
Humorous Care Tags Appreciation Week

#OddlySpecificAppreciationWeek
#HashtagGames
#Humor

northbaybanter, to random Norwegian Bokmål

Some May Day humor for you courtesy of Frankie Boyle -

“One of the reasons middle class people don’t understand the working class is that they often lie to them during job interviews

When they’re asked,
“Where do you see yourself ideally in five years time?”
They rarely reply,
“Standing in the ruins of this building pissing on your burning skull.”.

#mayday #workingclass #FrankieBoyle #humor

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

I like mine with mustard.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

sezduck, to Humor
@sezduck@twit.social avatar
fernandez, to animals German
@fernandez@troet.cafe avatar

Heute mal auf Englisch, dafür aber schwarzweiß. Ich habe meine alte Lehrerin noch im Ohr: "In English, please!" - Here we go! Voilà!
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#English #cartoon #comics #germanhumor #germany #gegendenstrich #humor #funny #cliche #stereotypes #newyorkercartoons #dogs #animals #germanshepherd #autobahn #beer #germanlanguage #work

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dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar
PTR_K,
@PTR_K@dice.camp avatar

@dgar
Probably my favorite.

#Humor #profanity #tapestries

Fitnessfoundry, to animals
@Fitnessfoundry@mas.to avatar

🐱Xing Xing the Rescue Kitty Approves 3️⃣rd Breakfast🥘😹

#catsofmastodon #kittens #food #cats #pets #humor #fun #smile #boston #rescuecat

olavf, to random

Press the "N"ey key to continue.

#Humor #random

peckishly, to random
@peckishly@mstdn.party avatar

Conversations about pregnant pachyderms are rare because no one wants to talk about the elephant in the womb.

#humor #wordplay #ImaGroanMan

Fitnessfoundry, to random
@Fitnessfoundry@mas.to avatar

Slam DUNKS🏀 and FAKE jumps!

▶️Preview of my presentation sharing my method of training older adults for the Massachusetts Council on Aging.

📌What is Movement Efficiency?
📌Why is it important?

👣😀 Move + Smile

Let’s get healthy together💫


https://youtu.be/mN3S2jtFSg4

CharlieMcHenry, to random
@CharlieMcHenry@connectop.us avatar

Pres. Biden at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner Roast last night as he was bidding farewell to the evening’s audience: While sending off the crowd, he warned them to be safe and act responsibly. “If you find yourself confused or disoriented,” said the president, “you’re either drunk, or Marjorie Taylor Greene.” #humor #whcd #Biden #press #President #PresidentBiden

anders, to random en-us
MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

There has to be a link.

#Funny #Humor #LOL #Humour

peckishly, to random
@peckishly@mstdn.party avatar

Maximize your potential by keeping your actual achievement low.

markarayner, to animals
@markarayner@mas.to avatar
janriemer, (edited ) to random

Interview with a ChatGPT-4 Enthusiast

https://farside.link/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWIxzE2D7Xk

(or YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWIxzE2D7Xk)

Haha, this is so funny!😅 😂

How can they have a straight face while filming this!?😄

janriemer, (edited )
IAmDannyBoling, to animals
@IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social avatar
IAmDannyBoling, to animals
@IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social avatar

"Don't get bitchy with me, two-legged." 😂

#Caturday #Cats #CanOpener
#Saturday #Humor #Funny

#IAmDB

IAmDannyBoling, to photography
@IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social avatar

I think nature is just fucking with us now. 😂 🍆 🤣

"A man from , N.L. has captured the attention of lovers after photographing an oddly-shaped — now popularly known as the ' berg' on social media — off the coast of ... in an area of the province known as Bay."

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578
Iceberg lovers go wild over viral of the 'dickie berg' off Newfoundland's coast


anders, to random en-us

Don't bring your bear.

@katherinebond@diasp.org:> Vacation next month. Not bringing my bear.#humor #vacation

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