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"Eat pests, always trip potential burglars, and when the mood strikes, provide purrs."

The kittens repeated these wise words from the older cat.

"What about the red dot?" asked one curious ball of fluff.

"What about the red dot?" the older cat asked back.

"How do we catch it."

The older cat washed her whiskers making her pupils wait, "If you catch it, then what?"

The kittens couldn't answer, realizing the chase was much more exciting.

Teryl_Pacieco, to writing
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"What did you do to my laptop?!"

The young mage beamed before noting the anger and dismay; deflating slightly, "I m-made it more secure?"

"You carved runes into the letters! And all around the lid, the base, there's goo on the camera..."

"T-the glyphs protect you from typos, battery failure, spam and spy-ware."

"Oh. Sorry technomancy wasn't a thing when I was your age. Thank you."

"That's okay, mom."

"What?"

"Er, I mean, ma'am!"

Unixbigot, to random
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Here in the Precrime Division we solve crimes before they happen. There’s a rumour that we use psychics, and it serves us well to let it spread uncorrected. Just between you and me, we mostly monitor search engines for queries like “statute of limitations” and “countries without extradition treaty”.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

Unixbigot, to random
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“Whosoever”, proclaimed the wizard Merlin, “pulleth sword from stone shall prove to all their rightful throne!”

“You’ve got this, Kid”, I reminded my protégée, “Remember the Rule of Two and you can’t go wrong.”

I handed her the roll of duct tape and the can of WD-40, both still half full ten years after my time slip, “Now go get your destiny!”

Teryl_Pacieco, to writing
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"You missed a smudge," said the magic mirror.

"Where?" asked the young manservant, squinting at his reflection - a little taller and richly dressed, not a hair out of place.

"Up along the frame, you'll need the step-stool," his reflection said, pointing at the spot.

"There. Did I miss anything else?"

"You finished early, could you brew some tea?"

"You can drink?"

"No, I'd like some company; there's cake in the pantry you can have too."

Unixbigot, to random
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It’s a /little/ bit harder than reverse-parallel parking, but once you learn to complex-park by rotating your car at 90 degrees to reality, you can park pretty much anywhere you like. Just be really careful to remember where. And stay out of the Mandelbrot set!

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

Teryl_Pacieco, to writing
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"When I grow up I'm going to be a fire-fighter!"

"There are fires in the ocean?"

"No silly, I want to fight fires with humans!"

The human child decided not to tease their fish-tailed pal, and instead talked about marbles and their mutual love of turtles and pizza.

Decades later, the human had to admit that the siren looked so happy atop the firetruck she was assigned to, screaming her lungs out as they raced towards a blaze.

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Unixbigot, to random
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I don’t know when I stopped breathing. I first noticed yesterday when I climbed the stone stairs leading up to the pedestrian overpass near post office square. I wasn’t panting in the slightest. I can breathe if I want to, and obviously I need to for talking, but otherwise the nanopores pull oxygen right through my skin.

I’m gonna get in so much trouble if the lab finds out I’ve been contaminated.

Unixbigot, to random
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“What the hell is THAT thing?”

“They call it a carriage. It, uh, carries stuff”

“Looks like somebody bolted two bicycles together and slung a platform between them”

“Basically yeah”

“FUCK IT’S LOUD”

“Propelled by exploding aerosolized hydrocarbons, would you believe it?”

“What’s it doing on the street?”

“Some techbro startup makes ‘em. Reckons there’s no law says they can’t”

“We’ll see about that. Those things could kill people!”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

sfwrtr, to 13thFloor
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#PennedPossibilities 311 — What is a memory that makes your SC swell with pride?

That armor. The black dragon armor, light as an autumn breeze. The last who owned it, legends say, a million died to take it away from her, but failed in the end.

She gave it to me: The ruler of the world, the most powerful thaumaturge alive. I was the one who nearly killed her, when we fought for our lives incidentally breaking the Curse of Harmony upon her.

I didn't break the curse but was the one who nearly killed her. Yet...

My friend—whose life I saved by pushing her out of the way of a plasma bolt and getting my flank burnt as a result—reminded me of the legend. Made me test the magic, which let me fly like an arrow and loop and dodge more agilely than a sparrow. She added, "She told me it's the first time anyone's got that close in a century. It's a bribe, you know, A loan. She wants you to work for her. You impressed her. "

/Me./

I impressed /Her./

[Author retains copyright (c)2024 R.S.]

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Teryl_Pacieco, to writing
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"Kitty has an itch!"

There was a crash as the cat skidded out of the room.

Last time it had heard that word, the next word it had heard was 'bath'.

It did not like bath.

"Oh you poor thing," said a pixie disguised as a dustbunny, "Look at all those tangles."

A good long brushing later, kitty looked pristine and didn't itch at all. The humans thought each other had bathed it.

As thanks, the cat fetched the best left socks.

Unixbigot, to random
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I’ve been shopping at one of those fully automated Woolworths for years. It’s so convenient, you swipe your loyalty card and the robots load your groceries into your car. Their AI works out what you need from your purchase history. Except it doesn’t know my kids have moved out; I don’t know what to do with all this Nutella. Send recipes.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

sfwrtr, to 13thFloor
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310 — MC or SC POV: What was your favorite day or holiday when you were a child? Favorite Day Remembrance CW: Sad.

Why are you making me remember this now? My favorite day? When I was a child? It was /that/ day, each time Mom returned home. She would sing to me, but she belonged to the world, the theatre, to the concert hall. Plenty of her albums proclaimed that. "Midnight, the Voice and the Heart of the Nation." Those albums, they're all I really have of her. She wasn't one for family pictures. Or family. It's why I can't listen to them any more, and walk out of restaurants when any of her show tunes play.

I do sing her songs in the shower, unthinkingly. My roommate doesn't know who I really am, but she's told me my voice is just like hers. Stupid memory. Stupid reflexes.

I remember being /so happy/ when she'd return home. She'd sing to me, but wasn't at all "hands on." She'd sing and she'd listen to me telling all the things that happened that day with friends and nannies—always with a smile, but I was always on the floor or in my bed or in someone else's lap. Her manager—with whom I share my hair color and skin color so he likely fathered me—would hold me while she sang sometimes. He'd read to me. He'd call me his little tomato, since that was the hair color we shared.

I remember the pair once laughing after I'd been put to bed, not sleeping. I'd peeked through a barely opened door to see. /Him/ she held.

I loved them both.

You've made me remember. Are you happy now? How many times could it have been that I remember her returning? A few dozen? They died before I was five, and now I remember /that,/ too.

[That's the Aurora Midnight, the devil girl from the Reluctance stories. Author retains copyright (c)2024 R.S.]

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sfwrtr, to 13thFloor
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2405.10 — Antagonist POV: What do you like the most about yourself?

[A short tootfic. Likely canon. Her Highness speaking. From /Inklings:/]

My jaw almost dropped at the shear gall of the question, but the Midlands plenipotentiary was, if anything, expert at being jovial. His smile was disarming. He was a diplomat. I didn't gape, but put the tea cup down carefully.

"You're referring to the dragon incident, aren't you?"

He nodded. He plunked a couple lumps of brown sugar in his tea, stirring. It accounted for his corpulence, something rare amongst his gaunt brethren who spent much of their day running on forest paths. He'd made it from the Midlands in just weeks, on horseback I guessed. Poor horse. "It's on everyone's tongue. You'd mobilized the militia. Detailed reports hit the Forest Ridge High Tower as if carried by a thunderstorm."

He was making sure I knew "people" kept him well informed, and that my military wasn't what interested him. Much, anyway. I sighed, crossing my legs as I sat back.

I'd mobilized the best and most radiant of my magic users. None could best me, but we expected to face a wyvern the size of my in-town mansion. It had burnt up part of the Fell Woods. A good thing, thinking about that unassailable haven for monsters and wild beasts. Then it attacked a farm.

"The attack on the farm was an accident," I said off-handedly, steepling my fingers.

He paused. Blue eyes speared me. I'd never announced the details of what happened because if I made them official rather than rumor, the public might panic. Nobody died.

The Midlands ought know, I decided then and there. It'd be to my advantage. I'd let him decide the implications. "The grain silo had a moisture problem. It had started to ferment. Who would have thought a dragon might like beer?"

He chuckled, then, "You're serious? You know this? /How?"/ He put down his tea cup with a loud clink, spilling some of the reddish liquor.

I'd rode in with an elite company of my army, through a wood arch that proclaimed "Cornfeld," into a farm yard. I'd been ready to use my radiance to repel fire; dragons of all shapes breathed fire. My troops had the best spears, but it had been centuries since anyone had needed weapons against dragon scale. Would newiron even work? Drowning the beast by swirling airborne the farm's pond was almost our best offense, if the magical beast decided to fight. I knew they disliked fighting. I hoped that I had that much correct. If I had to resort to radiant kinesis to heave rock from a stone fence, it might decide to retaliate against my Townships—if I failed.

What I found was a half-naked girl, barely a woman though very tall, mollifying a distraught farmer and mediating with a red dragon who looked to be hanging on her every word. I could tell this, even though the dragon had the form of a giant bat.

Apparently, with her mediation, both parties were apologizing to each other!

Worse, though covered with mud and ash, visibly scarred, the young woman was devastatingly beautiful. The type of beautiful that made a seasoned and well worn woman like me think of a different kind of bedmate. I wasn't a man...

Wintereyes was her name. She had befriended a dragon.

Innocent and kind.

And immeasurably dangerous.

The ingénue now attended my magic university, despite being uncomfortable around people and wearing clothing. Learning to be human. One of mine.

I said, "What I like about myself is that I know when to fight and when to make friends."

[Author retains copyright (c)2024 R..S.]

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Unixbigot, to random
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“Kevin! Kevin! Can you hear me? Fuck how do you even do CPR on a synthetic? Somebody call 911. Or tech support”

“Ngnnnggnhhh…”

“Hold it, I think he’s coming round!”

“Urgh. What happened?”

“It kinda looked like you fainted, we were really worried for you mate”

“Oh good, finally!”

“Wait, what?!”

“I’ve been running in debug mode for a week, trying to log one of these brownouts. Debug mode feels like you’re wading through treacle. I can finally send the logfiles off to my GR and get a diagnosis. “

“Uh, that’s good I guess!”

“Totally. BRB rebooting in performance mode.”

Teryl_Pacieco, to writing
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The fishers reeled in their lines.

"A silver ring with elvish inscriptions on the inside... What about you Bena?"

"Another dagger--ow! Sharp... What about you Ron?"

"A gold chain with a ruby pendant," he sighed.

Potions, a bottled fairy and an ancient scroll were bemoaned by the rest.

"Err... I was diving for treasures... Would you like to trade for all these fish that kept swimming into my net?" asked a surfacing treasure hunter.

sfwrtr, to 13thFloor
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307 — Does your MC have next-door neighbors? Who are they?

The main antagonist. This is the person she once considered as the person who ruined her life. She once worked for someone whose stated goal was assassinating her, and didn't care if they succeeded. For the last few months, the MC lived in a roommate situation that made them neighbors. Her roommate was being trained by the main antagonist, but also had a bad relationship with her. Their proximity was always a background tension in the story. In the current story, the MC is now working for the main antagonist and understands the MA's "evil" reasons better, but still dislikes her. The MC could ask for her own suite, free of charge, in the same building but is planning on taking her new salary to live elsewhere.

[Author retains copyright (c)2024 R.S.]

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Unixbigot, to random
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“Hurry UP Kelsey, we’re going to miss the flight!”

“This new suitcase is so SLOW mom!”

“Ugh. Pick it UP and carry it!”

“What?”

“Like this. When I was your age luggage didn’t even have wheels, let alone autopilot”

“That must have made luggage jousting no fun”

“Luggage whatnow? Is that how your last suitcase got smashed‽”

“Um, no?”

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I've got an apocalypse scheduled at 10.30, but I'm free after lunch. Want to meet up then?

"But I'll be dead!"

Yes, but it's a zombie apocalypse, so you'll likely still be moving.

Teryl_Pacieco, to writing
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The carriage was hot, cramped and the waft of human sweat gave the air a certain umami.

In an overhead shelf, a goblin made himself comfortable. It had made sense to buy a solo-luggage ticket, being so much smaller than the average passenger, and the ticket seller had been kind enough to agree.

Honestly, being above everyone else, tucked between a sack and a satchel, the goblin felt rather lucky.

He could even stretch out and take a nap!

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The princess brushed dust and ash off her gown, then scowled at the smoking crater that had been her mentor's laboratory.

"This certainly puts doubt on those lessons he was giving me."

Her lady-in-waiting peeked out from behind an overturned table, "His qualifications looked so authentic too..."

Somewhere in the rubble came an indignant voice, "There was a smudge on the spell-page! I thought I could perform it by memory; lesson learned!"

Unixbigot, to random
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“Wait don’t shred that, the motivator might still be good”

Janey narrowed her gaze and scrutinized the smashed droid chassis. “Taren you never want to waste anything. This one is just rust and melted plasteel”. She kicked it.

The eyes opened.

“Oh shit, or not”. Janey knelt over the wrecked mechanoid. “Hang in there buddy, we’re gonna get you out of there, what’s your name and pronouns?”

Unixbigot, to random
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The wizard had done well at the market, having traded all his fireworks for a brace of smoked fish, a goose, and a small kitten.

Reaching the river he found the ferryman disconsolately sitting on the dock. “Where’s the ferry?” asked the wizard.

“Sunk! I’ve sent the boy for an ox team to pull it out, but he’ll be hours. Rope bridge if you can’t wait” the ferryman pointed at two ropes strung across the river.

The wizard considered…
”hmmmn I can only carry one item at a time…I know this one…uh, kitten first, then um”

There was a pricking at his ankle. The kitten was climbing his leg. “I got this mister” said the kitten when it reached his chest. “You take the fish and I’ll ride the goose”

“You will make a powerful familiar”, complimented the wizard.

“Off you go boss” said the kitten, jumping to the ground, and mounting the goose.

The wizard took the fish in one hand, grasped the upper rope in the other hand, and stepped onto the lower rope. Gingerly he crab-walked across the rope bridge. When he was midway across the kitten set sail, prompting the goose into the stream.

The goose paddled strongly, catching up with the wizard midway.

“Capital!” called the wizard, then “wait, what?!” as the goose changed course and paddled downstream.

“So long, sucker!” called the kitten.

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Unixbigot, to random
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“Hey void, just a quickie today, running late”

「no probs let her rip」

“YEAAARGHHHHHHHH”

「good one」

mrooowwww

“Wait what was that?”

「your cat, we hang out a lot」

“My cat screams into the void?!”

「oh no mostly purrs」

“Good for you, her purrs are so sweet”

「i kno rite」

sfwrtr, to 13thFloor
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2405.02 — What are your MC’s living conditions like? Are they better or worse than average?

Wow, this question! A bit of background: I wrote the original novella, then wrote a prequel novel based on the history in the first story, then retconned the novella, worsened the situation and followed it with new events to make it a novel, /then/ wrote the sequel. It's her life story, now.

In this last story, the answer to this question is the running joke. The new work takes place over three days. She starts having been living with a fellow student, an ever-seeking-male-companionship elite who months ago offered her a free roommate situation—so long as the MC slept with her in the same bed (and her new roommate only sleeps well being held). The next day it's the couch after the MC is reunited with a former coworker (bodyguard) whom she introduces to her elite roommate. They hit it off. Noisily. All night long! The next night, not wanting a repeat performance, she connives to spend a (satisfying) night with her new boyfriend in "palatial" digs in the Residency where the main antagonist lives, but is currently out on a military adventure. Having reconciled with a childhood friend, the subsequent night she ends up on his bed, in a Residency guest suite, sleeping with him and a pile of thaumaturgy books they nerded out over. She regrets not having had more fun with him, but he's too sweet and obviously not ready for that. The next day, she's fighting for her life in a hospital.

Her living conditions are way above average, arguably superior.

Previous Living Conditions

  • Born in a nice house in an obscure village
  • Raised in a newly built mansion for a newly titled elite (her)
  • Homeless for months, having run away, living in encampments and wandering the east coast
  • Big city hostel for over a year
  • Gangland trainer's nice apartment with separate beds
  • Boarding house with aspects of a brothel, where she must defend herself
  • Leased a one room dance studio where she sleeps on a mat between a wall of open windows and a wall of mirrors, having no need of further furniture
  • A series of high line hotel and mansion rooms owned the Doña she works for
  • Homeless
  • A tenement room she makes her own, detailed in this short Mastodon post titled, Where Most Comfortable: https://eldritch.cafe/@sfwrtr/109826357405137553
  • Roommate situation at the top of this post

As for the homelessness, she was moving around without money while hiding her identity, and rarely stayed long. The worst was trying to sleep under eaves in the city during storms; she didn't always have a tent. Regardless, it qualifies as below average living conditions for a total of about a year. It did focus her like of asceticism.

[Author retains copyright (c)2024 R..S.]

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