hannah,
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Nobody knows what happens when a 17 year cicada sees the aurora borealis but scientists agree it probably won't make them become ten feet long and immortal

hannah,
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American people at “no risk” of devourment by cosmically enraged super-bugs, assures visibly perspiring President Biden

philpem,
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@hannah I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

glyph,
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@hannah @mcc I can tell this isn’t a real news headline because it doesn’t mention that some democratic strategists are privately worried about the super-bugs appeal to white working class voters

jonny,
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@hannah
Classic science reporting headline problem. The results were that the Aurora makes them at least 20 feet long and whether they become immortal is in the future directions because none of them have ever died yet.

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