flexghost,
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36 year old grandmother and bargain-bin Barbie Lauren Boebert was thrown out of a live performance of Beetlejuice for recording, making a disturbance, and vaping

…admit it: you always suspected she vapes.

video/mp4

Skepticat,
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@flexghost
Also repeatedly yelling, "Do you know who I am?" 😂 ☠️

flexghost,
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@Skepticat that takes class

ArmyGirl,
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@flexghost actually that's the only positive thing I've ever heard about her

NovemberMan,

@flexghost 😂👍

faceoffbob,

@flexghost I'd always assumed she was the offspring if a double wide trailer fucked a handgun.

SomeGadgetGuy,
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@flexghost We truly live in the DUMBEST dark timeline...

NeveranR,

@flexghost What!!! No, “Do you know who I am”, defense shouted out to the theater staff??? #lockherup

emmreef,
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@flexghost I'm surprised she didn't try to sneak in a pint of booze

enoch,

@flexghost 😂🤣 “bargain bin Barbie” indeed 😂 she is white trash personified

flexghost,
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@enoch 4loko and oakleys personified

enoch,

@flexghost 😂🤣💯 her nickname in high school was Mad Dog. Well, that and chef salad, or the juggler, or twisty nips, or Z Jay

kristen_d,
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@flexghost Well apparently her constituents are sick to death of her shit, and perhaps driven that message home?

https://apple.news/AU3xjzI-SQxWtkBsYrdXJnw

customer228,

@flexghost Unless you can vape crack…

flexghost,
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@customer228 just sell her rock candy and tell her it’s crack

customer228,

@flexghost HAHAHAHA

customer228,

@flexghost I was expecting Boerbert to be smoking crack…

mycotropic,

@flexghost

That's absolutely amazing and watching her burn up on reentry is going to be a highlight of my life.

maddad,
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@flexghost

I'm surprised she wasn't packin as well.

flexghost,
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@maddad um…

mycotropic,

@maddad @flexghost

They don't appear to have checked....

LaNaehForaday,

@flexghost

Boebert was combative with staff at the Buell Theater, and even threatened to call the city’s mayor.

I really feel odd laughing so hard at this but its only because Im actually a decent person.

flexghost,
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@LaNaehForaday her fall might be hard not to laugh at

bleakfuture,
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@flexghost @LaNaehForaday you’re assuming she’ll fall - and that’s giving the voters too much credit I think.

I’d be less surprised if suddenly we had MAGA’s buying theater tickets trying to get kicked out to own the libs - and tbh, I would be owned because I really enjoy the theater and go as often as I can.

If there are magas at my upcoming Hadestown show causing trouble I can’t promise I won’t get arrested.

flexghost,
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@bleakfuture @LaNaehForaday whoa. That’s a bleak future. Oh. Wait. ❤️

bleakfuture,
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@flexghost @LaNaehForaday I will begrudgingly like this.

BigMcLargeHuge,

@LaNaehForaday @flexghost

You're clear to laugh at Broebart.

She's a clown. Thats what you do when you watch clowns, clown.

rgulick,

@flexghost

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she chews...

flexghost,
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@rgulick that congressional spittoon tho

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