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xinicit, 23 days ago to random

Me: Here it is. My magnum opus. The post that will define me as a poster.

1 Boost 2 Likes

Also Me: I’m feeling manic, so here’s some stupid shit I just thought.

5000 Boosts 9999999 Likes 7 Marriage Proposals

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

I’m not trying to be weird. Being weird is the only thing I do that takes zero effort.

xinicit, 4 months ago to random

In a twist that no one could have seen coming, ignoring my problems has not made them better.

xinicit, 5 months ago to random

I am not LAZY! I am waiting until my anxiety about not doing the thing is higher than my anxiety about doing the thing! It's called a LIFEHACK! Read a blog!

xinicit, 1 year ago to random

The caffeine has hit my blood stream! Time to be indecisive, but faster!

xinicit, 23 days ago to random

Imagine if we had to hunt for food like our ancestors. I don’t know if I could hit a breakfast taco with a spear.

xinicit, 1 year ago to random

Congratulations on living past 30! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to discover new music that sounds like old music and doesn’t remind you of your unresolved trauma and shame!

xinicit, 10 months ago to random

I hate it when later becomes now.

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round. Muscle mommies are responsible for the tides. MILFs help prevent soil erosion.

xinicit, 6 months ago to random

Goth pickup line: the best thing about ennui is that u and i are together.

xinicit, 4 months ago to random

Me last week: I do not like the freezing.
Me this week: I do not like the flooding.
Me in a few weeks: I can’t leave this faraday cage because the lightning elementals will get me.
Me in a few months: I did not know there was a form of weather that is a physical manifestation of social anxiety, but here we are.

xinicit, 5 months ago to random

As is tradition, we ring in the new year by triggering dogs and veterans. This is to demonstrate that we will continue to place our own preferences before those we claim to love.

xinicit, 5 months ago to KindActions

#gratitude post: @RickiTarr

Ricki keeps the conversation moving, and does so in such a way that she’ll have you confessing to some stuff that you would never say out loud, but you’ll say it to Ricki (even though you know she’s going to tell everyone!)

In my mind, Ricki is one of the main social pillars of the Fediverse. Like @lisamelton, this place might be able to exist without her but it would be a shell of what it could be.

xinicit, 6 months ago to random

Just swished my mouthwash to the beat of ‘Ducktales.’ Follow me for more life hacks.

xinicit, 8 months ago to random

Me: drinking water
Brain: Beach Boys voice GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD HYDRATIONS

xinicit, 1 year ago to random

My favorite thing about the Fediverse is that I get to be a fan of normal people.

xinicit, 10 months ago to random

I would go to the gym if instead of treadmills they had human sized hamster wheels.

xinicit, 1 year ago to random

Me: tries not to be weird
Also me: keeps talking

xinicit, 2 months ago to random

Trying to be authentic enough to meet my people, but not so authentic that it’s in jail.

xinicit, 2 months ago to random

Trying to come up with jokes to post is the mental equivalent of digging around in the couch looking for quarters to put in the validation machine.

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

Shoutout to my dog, who taught me that you can still be cute even if you smell reeeeaaallly bad.

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

Is the negative self talk not helping because I’m not good enough at it?

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

You either die a hero, or live long enough to be horny on main.

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

Got kicked out of the mall for convincing a bunch of kids at Hot Topic to prove they were real Goths by sacking Rome.

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

My streak tracker just congratulated me on 384 days without junk food, so that’s how I know it’s been 384 days since I last used my streak tracker.