xinicit

xinicit, 8 months ago to random

What is your go to low effort meal?

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

Everyone knows a car guy, a computer guy, a plumbing guy… whatever. But if you’re looking for flim flam, well buddy, (finger guns) I’m your man!

xinicit, 10 months ago to random

Those feels when date night is over and you can finally fart.

xinicit, 1 year ago to random

A thread of phrases that give me the GOOD BRAIN JUICE:

xinicit, 10 months ago to random

I do this thing where I respond to bad news with “I’m sorry.” I’m not David Tennant, so people are usually annoyed instead of aroused. Any idea what I can say instead?

xinicit, 1 year ago to music

What #song is pure #dopamine for you?

#music

xinicit, 5 months ago to random

I don’t consider myself a car guy, but I’m a strong believer that every vehicle I lust after will ultimately get the axe long before I could consider getting one.

xinicit, 7 months ago to random

What is your go to condiment?

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

I have the body of a sexual T-Rex (short arms and a large belly.)

xinicit, 1 year ago to random

My favorite thing about the Fediverse is that I get to be a fan of normal people.

xinicit, 8 months ago to random

I do not know how to handle it when other people are understanding or compassionate.

xinicit, 8 months ago to random

I would kill for a 24 hour diner where I can park myself and study like I used to.

xinicit, 5 months ago to random

I’m convinced that dropping the I in “aluminium” was an accident. I believe that we Americans were so concerned about getting rid of the superfluous Us in our version of English and we were aiming for that second U and we hit the I. To rectify this, I propose that the new American spelling of “aluminum” be changed to either “aluminim” or “alminim.”

xinicit, 3 months ago to random

I cannot stop watching Gen Z kids doing reaction videos to Metallica and slowly turning into metalheads as they expand from there.

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round. Muscle mommies are responsible for the tides. MILFs help prevent soil erosion.

xinicit, 10 months ago to random

Tomorrow is going to be brutal. I have a job in an area with no breeze and I have no idea how long it will take. Like, I stress about the heat but I also have learned how to dress for it and carry gallons of water with me everywhere. It’s a whole different game when there is no air movement, though.

xinicit, 11 months ago to random

When I was younger, I wanted a sexy barmaid to lie on my back while I did pushups. Now I want a chubby kitty to make biscuits between my shoulders while I doomscroll.

xinicit, 3 months ago to random

There should be something like masturbation but for feeling validated as a human being. Like, if I’m feeling like a piece of crap it would be nice if I could rub my earlobes until I felt safe and loved.

xinicit, 4 months ago to KindActions

#gratitude post: @lisamelton

It’s been said that Lisa is the algorithm of the Fediverse. I have referred to her as the physical embodiment of it. She is so much more. She is kind. She is funny. She’s that kid who you expect to be aloof because of their sheer coolness but is actually super friendly. She’s the kind of person that, if you were to hear had won a prize, you would smile and say, “good!”

xinicit, 12 days ago to random

I don’t think I will ever be a big account because I post about my mental health on main. People may be into my humorous takes on goth mommies, but no one wants to see the dark underbelly of livin’ la vida loca.

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

I have died in my dreams on two occasions because my dog did not listen to me.

xinicit, 5 months ago to random

I am very tired and fragile, and I want to be close to people right now but my brain is green lighting the stupidest shit to come out of my mouth. I feel kind of like a glass cactus that was raised by teddy bears and longs for snuggles but can’t stop poking those who get close.

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

It’s rough being attracted to women who look good in glasses because I know I look better when they’re not wearing them.

xinicit, 2 months ago to running

I want to get into #running, but I don’t know what shoes to get. I am 100 pounds overweight, and will be mostly running on pavement. My budget is 150 dollars. Plz help.

#exercise

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

Celebrating Earth Day by getting the barista to pour the coffee into my cupped hands.