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the_arto

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You back dat azz up. I back my account up. We are not the same. (mostly posting from https://mstdn.ca/@the_arto)

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he/him, settler on Treaty 7 lands

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the_arto, to random
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No gods
No kings
Some kingbirds

stina_marie, to Meme
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Accurate.

@horror

the_arto,
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@stina_marie @horror taking a long hard look at myself and reluctantly admitting that the Neil-to-Rik pipeline is real

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    the_arto,
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    @DrALJONES Fucking hell, the Israelis have their own Mengele?

    mcc, to random
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    Why is Windows so bad at basic file operations? Isn't this supposed to be a Disk Operating System? Copying files is slow and unpredictable. Canceling file copies are bizarrely slow. If a file is added to a directory, I have to manually refresh for Windows Explorer to notice.

    There is, in my downloads folder, a file named "2019-07-02 gutenberg.org.tar.part". I don't remember downloading this. Windows claims it to be several hundred gigabytes larger than my hard drive.

    the_arto,
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    @roytoo @mcc @foone Could have sworn that like 10 years ago android phones just mounted as USB mass storage devices.

    inquiline, (edited ) to random
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    Oh cool it looks like @dasharez0ne mastodon.social is blocking people who respond to their posts accusing them of stealing their schtick

    (edit, someone else can provide receipts of their stealing; I don't have them but recall finding them convincing when they went by earlier, so I willingly participated in said accusations and am now blocked)

    (edit 2, receipts in replies here)

    the_arto,
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    @inquiline @adamgreenfield Personally, I think of people who post twitter/Tumblr screenshots as performing valuable cultural preservation, but people who steal them without attribution are clout sharks

    the_arto, to random
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    Living that option paralysis life

    the_arto, to random
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    We invite you to apply for the position of <PERSON>

    AnarchoNinaWrites, to random
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    As an aside: Charlie Kirk (I assume that's him behind Trump slightly off to the right) took you photoshopping his extremely punchable face online, so damn hard, that he's using facial hair to turn his head into a perfect square like some kinda fake G-man fascist Funko Pop doll and that is very, very funny to me.)

    the_arto,
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    @GhostOnTheHalfShell @mivox @AnarchoNinaWrites His head's also not proper brain contents-wise

    the_arto, to random
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    What idiot called it "our glorious AI future" instead of "Nightmare on LLM Street"?

    lilithsaintcrow, to random
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    My portal fantasy MOON'S KNIGHT (which drove at least one Amazon reviewer to distraction because the protagonist, during the funeral of her best friend, has harsh words for God) is on sale for $3.99USD in ebook today! https://books2read.com/moonsknight

    the_arto,
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    @lilithsaintcrow reads a character saying "Fuck God" at a funeral, at the start of a story This must be gratuitous. No way is this related to the character or story

    vga256, (edited ) to Canada
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    if you grew up in canada, you probably had these in your pencil case 😆

    i can practically smell them

    the_arto,
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    @vga256 Did anyone in Canada actually call these "colored pencils" or did everyone else call them pencil crayons?

    Wildheart_Baby, to random
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    Argh, why the hell does youtube not have block this channel for stupid channels, I have no interest in seeing

    the_arto,
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    @Wildheart_Baby There's a "don't recommend me videos like this" button, but not a "fuck this channel in particular" one afaik

    the_arto, to random
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    Shark Week? No, shark strong. That why shark scary

    the_arto, to random
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    you can't install jorts on a docker. that's two different kinds of pants. if you do manage it though, you will finally invent the business casual daisy duke

    julieofthespirits, to random Spanish
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    The thing Kanye needs to learn from Varg is that if you want to be a nazi whose music people listen to you can't say "hello I am an antisemite" on the record you have to be singing about elves and shit

    the_arto,
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    @julieofthespirits Kanye announces "Jesus Walks (Kanye's Version)" (sounds identical to the original except the N-words are definitely his voice this time instead of the Curtis Mayfield sample, and he annunciates the hard R even more clearly)

    the_arto, to random
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    If I were the Rocky Mountains I would simply change my bio to "Environmentally sensitive habitat, miners dni"

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Worst Date Ever:

    the_arto,
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    @RickiTarr Congrats on finding the one guy who's excited about LinkedIn pivoting to a dating site

    MattBinder, to random
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    another one

    image/png

    the_arto,
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    @MattBinder

    AlisonCreekside, to random
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    Prior to yesterday's Emergency Alert re rolling power blackouts in Alberta and today's revelation that at least 7 power plants were offline at the time, I'm guessing most of us did not know that electricity generators are allowed to hold back electricity power from the Alberta Electric System Operator in order to obtain a higher price.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/alberta-electricity-economic-withholding-1.6946797

    the_arto,
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    @AlisonCreekside It's an intentional and legitimate business practice, according to the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club

    design_law, (edited ) to random
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    D262,037 - issued to Paramount Pictures in 1981 for a design for a "calligraphic font." #DesignPatents

    the_arto,
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    @design_law correction to the alt text: this is the font used for the 1980s Star Trek movie posters

    the_arto,
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    @design_law Hoping I didn't come off as a pedantic reply guy there, this is an incredibly cool find!

    the_arto, to random
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    Yet you call these steamboat willies despite the fact they're obviously grilled

    the_arto, to random
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    Hey, who remembers Star Trek predicting this for 2024?

    the_arto, to random
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    Now is the Time of Monsters at the End of This Book

    By Loveable, Furry Old Gramsci

    the_arto, to random
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    attacking and dethroning god, or as I call it, boxing Dei

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