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lilithsaintcrow

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I write books.

Black sheep of the von Schtupp clan. A crow for a fetch, I'm your huckleberry.

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I have received both laughter and hope this evening and thus am exhausted, so back to bed it is.

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SCENE: Dinner table.

My daughter: "So, they found him. He was watching everything go down and being horny on alt--"

Me: "Was it alt or main?"

My son: "The eternal question."


1/8

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My daughter: "Apparently he was posting pictures of his supposed junk--"

Me: "Hold on, let me get a drink." heading for kitchen, since we have limeade

My son: "Mama needs spicy juice!"

(I feel compelled to register both my kids are 22+ now.)
2/8

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My daughter: "ANYWAY, it's 'supposed' junk because someone looked at it and said--"

Me: "They...recognized it?"

My son: sotto voce "You come here often?"
3/8

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My daughter: "--and said, wait a second, I recognize that."

My son: still sotto voce, singing Garth Brooks "I got friends in LOW places..."

Me: "He...someone recognized his...wait, was it his or...?"
4/8

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My daughter: "Nope. Get this, they recognized it FROM ONLYFANS."

Me: spluttering "From...from..."

My daughter: "Yeah. It was someone else's."

My son: full volume, horrified "He's a SACK STEALER?"

At which point I sat down on the kitchen floor, cry-laughing.
5/8

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After a long while of helpless merriment

Me: "I'll have you know you have murdered your mother."

My daughter: "Still not as dead as his career."

My son: "How many sack jokes can I make?"

Me: waving hands helplessly "What, like there's a quota?"
6/8

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Me: "I presume this claim was investigated and proved."

My daughter: "Exhaustively."

My son: in sententious tones "You wouldn't steal a SCROTUM, would you?"
7/8

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(You can probably guess which Internet Kerfuffle this pertains to. Suffice to say the Sack-Stealer's apology tour has...taken some DEtours. puts on sunglasses)

(Also suffice to say I am still snort-giggling.)


8/8

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UPDATE, FOR ADDITIONAL CLARIFICATION: I should add that we have since (in the last two minutes) discovered it's stolen Grindr instead of stolen OnlyFans pics (valour?) but I am unsure if we find this more or less hilarious.

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"The results are fascinating. It’s essentially Google, minus the crap." https://tedium.co/2024/05/17/google-web-search-make-default/

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we gon do what they say caint be done

lilithsaintcrow,
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@djsundog We got a long way to go and a short time to get there!

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"...her stepmother dreamed that Maria had been murdered and buried in the barn, and eventually persuaded Maria’s father to ask permission to dig in her barn in search of a corpse — which they duly found." https://mulberryhall.medium.com/odd-this-day-77609b7f64f1

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Of all the months of the year, I think I dislike May most. It's purely personal.

In any case, I think I'm going to bed. Today has been exceedingly substandard.

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"This all bodes very ill for those of us who like real books written by human beings. But it’s nice to see Hanna pick up a sword for authors—not least because our “Punk Feminist Queen,” has fought the Terminator before." https://lithub.com/a-bunch-of-fake-kathleen-hanna-biographies-were-released-on-the-same-day-as-her-new-memoir/

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"...one look at King Charles’ new royal portrait and thought, “This looks like cover art for a Romantasy book.”" https://lithub.com/king-charles-new-royal-portrait-as-romantasy-covers/

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(The Man Who Ruined Pasta Night is my favourite.)

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"The paper trail left by all sorts of litigation and offences – adultery cases, litigation over wills, defamation disputes, and indictments for theft – documents these ordinary journeys." https://manyheadedmonster.com/2024/05/14/everyday-travel-in-early-modern-england/

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“But widespread backlash began swelling last night on Hacker News, where Slack users called out the chat service for seemingly failing to notify users about the policy change, instead quietly opting them in by default." https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/05/slack-defends-default-opt-in-for-ai-training-on-chats-amid-user-outrage/

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"David Bowie still sang their praises: “They were one of the finest fucking rock bands of their time, in about 1973. They were extraordinary: they wrote everything, they played like motherfuckers, they were just colossal and wonderful, and nobody’s ever mentioned them..."" https://www.openculture.com/2024/05/fanny-the-first-female-rock-band-to-top-the-charts.html

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Haha Shuffle Play just served up Motley Crue like it’s been listening to my social media posts. A+, creepy algorithm, well played.

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"The first evidence of the onset of PTSD came during Napoleon’s brief campaign in Spain in 1808, but it was when he was assigned to Andre Massena’s Spanish Army in 1810 that things began to go seriously wrong for Ney." https://militaryhistorynow.com/2024/05/12/marshal-ney-and-ptsd-how-the-mental-health-affliction-broke-napoleons-bravest-marshal/

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A third jolt of coffee sounds extremely seductive this morning.

I might be willing to give in.

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"What would it mean to interrogate labor as the engine behind conglomerate publishing and the core of its systemic failure? Producing creative work, after all, is labor, as is the process of selling, editing, and marketing it." https://www.versobooks.com/blogs/news/bad-nostalgia

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"I might’ve begun to believe the worst was behind us were it not for the color of the water, which, depending on the time of day and amount of cloud cover, should appear aquamarine, jade, turquoise, or sapphire, but not, as it does today, like dried blood." https://theamericanscholar.org/red-tide-warning/

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