lilithsaintcrow, 23 days ago

My daughter: "Apparently he was posting pictures of his supposed junk--"

Me: "Hold on, let me get a drink." heading for kitchen, since we have limeade

My son: "Mama needs spicy juice!"

(I feel compelled to register both my kids are 22+ now.)
2/8

lilithsaintcrow, 23 days ago

My daughter: "ANYWAY, it's 'supposed' junk because someone looked at it and said--"

Me: "They...recognized it?"

My son: sotto voce "You come here often?"
3/8

lilithsaintcrow, 23 days ago

My daughter: "--and said, wait a second, I recognize that."

My son: still sotto voce, singing Garth Brooks "I got friends in LOW places..."

Me: "He...someone recognized his...wait, was it his or...?"
4/8

lilithsaintcrow, 23 days ago

My daughter: "Nope. Get this, they recognized it FROM ONLYFANS."

Me: spluttering "From...from..."

My daughter: "Yeah. It was someone else's."

My son: full volume, horrified "He's a SACK STEALER?"

At which point I sat down on the kitchen floor, cry-laughing.
5/8

lilithsaintcrow, 23 days ago

After a long while of helpless merriment

Me: "I'll have you know you have murdered your mother."

My daughter: "Still not as dead as his career."

My son: "How many sack jokes can I make?"

Me: waving hands helplessly "What, like there's a quota?"
6/8

lilithsaintcrow, 23 days ago

Me: "I presume this claim was investigated and proved."

My daughter: "Exhaustively."

My son: in sententious tones "You wouldn't steal a SCROTUM, would you?"
7/8

lilithsaintcrow, 23 days ago

(You can probably guess which Internet Kerfuffle this pertains to. Suffice to say the Sack-Stealer's apology tour has...taken some DEtours. puts on sunglasses)

(Also suffice to say I am still snort-giggling.)

#saidatdinner
8/8

lilithsaintcrow, 23 days ago

UPDATE, FOR ADDITIONAL CLARIFICATION: I should add that we have since (in the last two minutes) discovered it's stolen Grindr instead of stolen OnlyFans pics (valour?) but I am unsure if we find this more or less hilarious.

AnnaSaultron, 22 days ago

@lilithsaintcrow DEtours? So Sack jokes coming to Germany? Great I can't wait.🤪 (Germany is Called Deutschland in German and our Domains end on .de and some gigs are promoted wit DE the D is also the international code letter on license plates from Germany).

I imagine your family meetings are a nice com together with such skilled Comedically gifted persons. :)

lilithsaintcrow, 22 days ago

@AnnaSaultron My daughter took German in school and even participated in an exchange program; it was wonderful and she remembers it fondly.

AnnaSaultron, 22 days ago

@lilithsaintcrow that's awesome an it means their wouldn't be much of a problem for a comedy tour through Germany. 😉
It's always good to learn another language, it widens the horizon, I'm still amazed how much English and Plattdeutsch (literally Flat German, better translated Lower German) have in common, sadly I am not as fluent in Plattdeutsch as I am in High German or English. Still it's amazing how things evolve or stay the same. 😊

lilithsaintcrow, 22 days ago

@AnnaSaultron I’ve often thought of English as the child of German and French. Languages are amazing.