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mothninja

@mothninja@mastodon.world

Telling stories to make the world better. Swedish in Italy. Writer and director of immersive theatre. Photographer. Installation artist. Translator/editor/other word-based things.

At the moment, mainly posting pictures. All photos mine on phone camera unless stated otherwise or boosted.

Will get round to filling this in properly in a bit.

Header image: closeup of lilac blossom
Avi: headshot of me, a white woman with bright copper hair and a grey t-shirt

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arratoon, to random
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Spam caller, ‘Chris’, trying to wheedle money out of me, presumably: “Customers are saying they’re having problems with their phone network. Are you having any?”
Me: “Yes, I am.”
‘Chris’: “What sort of problems?”
Me: “A screaming sound.”
‘Chris’: “Erm…?”
Me, getting into my stride: “Yes, whenever I try to make a call there’s a screaming sound. I think my phone might be haunted. By a ghost, maybe a spectre, possibly a wraith…”
‘Chris’: “ ¿”
Me, flying now: “I took my phone to a priest and he confirmed that it’s definitely haunted. I think it’s by the spirit of the little girl who was killed in a bombing raid in the 1940s…”
‘Chris’: hangs up

mothninja,
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@arratoon inspirational, well done

mothninja, to Futurology
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simons, to random
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Nu har jag varit 50 i 10 dagar.
Hur det känns?
Det känns i varje förbannad led.
Det var som om en strömbrytare slogs om.
Nästa gång jag fyller 50 kommer jag vägra!

mothninja,
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@simons 15 dagar för mig, och instämmer helt :/

stevenray, to random
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I think maybe the best tribute I can make to my mom (other than to mention how decent, how sweet, how respectful to others she was), is to show you pictures of our garden.

She was an artist, but also a gardener. She somehow instilled both of those things in me, so that twenty-three years after she passed and 3000 miles away, we have a nice garden. I think of her often when I’m working in it.

Her garden was full of roses, boxwood, azaleas and wildflowers. I wish I had pictures of it to show you.

Thanks, Mom.

The southwest corner of the garden, featuring Geranium maderense, Cala Lily and Birds Nest Fern. The corner of our wooden fence is in the background.
Taken from the back (west) end of the garden, looking southeast. Areas of sun and shade. Trunks of a holly tree take up the left edge of the photo, with Geranium maderense and other plants in the background.

mothninja,
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@stevenray how lovely 💕

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

mothninja,
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mothninja, to random
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StillIRise1963, to random
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I don’t know what to say anymore after the brain worms and tuna fish sandwich thing.

mothninja,
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@StillIRise1963 ...I have never been more pleased to have zero context for whatever you're talking about. It's 2024. "Brain worms and tuna fish sandwich thing" could refer to anything from a new diss track to alien invasion. I don't think I have the energy to find out which.

mothninja,
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@StillIRise1963 omg, context acquired. Would not have called any of that in a million years. What the actual.

mothninja, to random
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toxi, to photography
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mothninja,
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@toxi wonderful 😍

HailsandAles, to random
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Apparently Colaweizen is delicious?

mothninja,
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@HailsandAles I've just googled, and ... doesn't sound delicious ngl. But the entire internet seems to think it is, so probably worth a try?

mothninja, to photography
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mothninja, to photography
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fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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mothninja,
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@fkamiah17 obligatory link every time that horrendous little gobshite appears, so that we all know exactly what 'farage' means
https://jonnyandthebaptists.bandcamp.com/track/farage-3

mothninja,
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@fkamiah17 nope! We must always remember to clean out the farage!

mothninja,
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@fkamiah17 (and frankly, having "could it be the collective noun for a group of two or more pricks/Just like we have a murder of crows, we have a farage of dicks" going through my head is the only way I can bear to look at the man, so I always figure it might be a good coping mechanism for someone else too 😂)

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Trilobyter, to photography
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mothninja,
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@Trilobyter oh this is beautiful!

mothninja, to random
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eclectech, to random
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So it's come to this.

Number 2 in a sub-series (Where's Myfanwy in the garden of earthly delights), of a sub-series (Myfanwy in famous artworks), of a series (The Adventures of a Myfanwy & Friend).

smh

#sillyScribbles #MyfanwyAndFriend #artwork #silly #nonsense

mothninja,
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@eclectech everything about this is very happy-making, thank you :)

iraantlers, to random
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knock knock

mothninja,
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@iraantlers more jokes pls! Do another one!

mothninja,
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@iraantlers I don't know, why don't scientists trust atoms?

mothninja,
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mothninja,
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@iraantlers I don't know, what did the ocean say to the other ocean? 🌊

mothninja,
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