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kohelet

@kohelet@mstdn.social

I like many things. among them are #cybersecurity, #linux (#Termux as well), #python, #chess, #music, and some other shit mortals on this planet do. nothing special.

I might post here about cyber or tech, most likely just about my personal life and why am I not just a piegon.

#Ubuntu
#EndeavourOS

Hashtags I sometimes post to:
#superhackercourse
#pictureoffloor
#FuckedUpPickupLines

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kohelet, to microsoft
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It's funny how I get better search results on Azure/MS products,
when I add the following filter:

-site:microsoft.com

notice the minus at the beginning.
Yes. filtering OUT Microsoft sites actually gives better results.

buzzle,
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@kohelet tbh Microsoft search results order is like:

  • Useless help pages on the problem
  • Kinda useless Microsoft Support Community pages where people complain about said problem without actually fixing anything
  • Nonsense ads
  • The reddit thread where 5 people total figured it out
nando161, to Life
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Me pretty much of my

EricAlper, to random
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kde, to conservative
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nixCraft, to random
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what happened to cobol? 🤔

benjojo, to random
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Ha! The Discord GDPR/Data Export thing reveals that it's running models to figure out what gender you are. If you go to /activity/analytics/events-*.json and grep for predicted_gender you get something like:

<span class="st">{</span>
  <span class="st">"user_id"</span><span class="op">:</span> <span class="st">"282657081457115136"</span><span class="op">,</span>
  <span class="st">"predicted_gender"</span><span class="op">:</span> <span class="st">"male"</span><span class="op">,</span>
  <span class="st">"probability"</span><span class="op">:</span> <span class="nm">0</span><span class="op">.</span><span class="nm">8413839340209961</span><span class="op">,</span>
  <span class="st">"prob_male"</span><span class="op">:</span> <span class="nm">0</span><span class="op">.</span><span class="nm">8413839340209961</span><span class="op">,</span>
  <span class="st">"prob_female"</span><span class="op">:</span> <span class="nm">0</span><span class="op">.</span><span class="nm">11650349199771881</span><span class="op">,</span>
  <span class="st">"prob_non_binary_gender_expansive"</span><span class="op">:</span> <span class="nm">0</span><span class="op">.</span><span class="nm">04211260750889778</span><span class="op">,</span>
  <span class="st">"model_version"</span><span class="op">:</span> <span class="st">"2024-05-08T00:00:00.000000Z"</span><span class="op">,</span>
  <span class="st">"day_pt"</span><span class="op">:</span> <span class="st">"2024-05-15 00:00:00 UTC"</span>
<span class="st">}</span>

Anyway, they seem to have this datapoint over time! Meaning you can make a graph of how male/female/NB you are according to discord, here is mine:

steve, to random
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Damn it. This is totally me right now

larsfrommars, to random
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MostlyHarmless, to random
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Pro tip: when your PC crashes, go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.

mametsuko, to random
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double blahaj is double comfy

lowqualityfacts, to random
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2024: OpenAI releases a free virtual assistant with a weirdly flirty voice.

2025: Millions of men become emotionally attached to the AI.

2026: OpenAI threatens to delete your virtual girlfriend if you don't pay a monthly subscription. You must also buy her digital flowers or she will hate you.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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And scientists still don't know why.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

EricAlper, to random
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beep, to random
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you first, asshole

kuketzblog, to telegram German
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Der Messenger #Telegram ist für eine sichere Kommunikation nicht geeignet - standardmäßig sind die Nachrichten nicht einmal Ende-zu-Ende verschlüsselt. Besser geeignet sind #Signal oder #Threema. Übrigens: Elon Musk ist das Paradebeispiel eines Trolls. Einfach ignorieren. 😉

Wer eine Entscheidungshilfe für einen Messenger sucht: https://www.messenger-matrix.de/messenger-matrix.html

#sicherheit #security #schwachstelle #e2ee #vulnerabilty #musk #durow

dgar, to random
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I can’t open my piano.

The keys are on the inside.

ploum, to random
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Dear people writing announcements and blog posts about the new version of your product,

You lost me at the "new AI integration".

AceArsenault, to music
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Cassette Jazz

Dropping them 【FLUTE VIBES】 from cassette.
天気ジャズ! (⌐◪_◪) --ACE

Flute jazz music video with tape reels and cassettes

Len0w0ThinkBad, to random

Lmao

archydragon,
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@Len0w0ThinkBad Same energy.

dgar, to random
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I can always count on my calculator.

Len0w0ThinkBad, to random

I had a dream the other night where at one point my run animation broke so I moved by leaning forward and just kinda zooming about without my legs moving

it was fun as fuck

yujiri, to random
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video: here are simple reproducible steps to draw hair. it looks great
me: follows steps exactly. it looks terrible

thcrt, to random
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me, crying: please. just tell me what the software does

the tech landing page i’m on: Cloud Scale. Enterprise Solutions For Your SXPBMs. Hosted QBPK Monitoring With Lightning Speed Performance Metric Assfucks. Trusted by Google, Cisco, Oracle and Your Grandmother.

4censord,
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@thcrt Blazingly fast, written in RUST for memory safety
sobbing but what does it do?
Deploy in just one command by using our install script:
curl script.sh | sudo bash

Trustnowan, to RaspberryPi
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Man, I used to love the Raspberry Pi, until you couldn't get them anymore.

Now, I don't see the value in buying a #RaspberryPi starter kit with 8G RAM for $169, when a #Beelink Mini PC with an Intel 4 core processor, 16GB RAM, an M.2 AND a 2.5in. SSD drive bay is the same $169, works with the full sized HDMI cables I already have, and isn't much bigger in size.

People keep telling me Pis still have a purpose, but it's clearly not with home lab and project tinkerers.

And this makes me sad.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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uzayran,
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@lowqualityfacts
The author made the artistic choice of exclusively spelling it "whut?!" throughout the series.

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