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elfkin

@elfkin@woof.group

#Artist. Couturier. Magical homosexual.

The elf in the custom #couture tailoring business Elfkin.

Married for the past 15 years to the extraordinary https://woof.group/@socalgecko.

Living in the belly of the West Hollywood beast.

Made with parts from 🇬🇷🇬🇧🇩🇪.

It should go without saying that all Black and trans lives matter.

Alt text. Profile pic: line art illustrated head of a man with a shaved head and beard. Header: stylized flower outline being stitched on denim.

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elfkin, to baking
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The old paws weren't feeling up to shaping rolls this week, so it's a big whole wheat boule coming out of the oven tonight. #baking

elfkin, to cooking
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It’s leftover pizza frittata and a spot of celery and cucumber salad for lunch today. #cooking

elfkin, to random
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TFW someone who only recently learned that they have a smidgen of native American ancestry but is otherwise the whitest of white mutts suggests that you should make them couture for free as reparations.

elfkin, to random
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Nestled between the Brahms “Academic Festival Overture" and “Piano Concerto #2” at the symphony last night was a piece by Enno Poppe entitled “Fett” (Fat). Imagine 20 minutes of dissonant horror movie chords played without any accompanying melody. It was like listening to an anxious tortoise fuck a car alarm.

Comparing the piece's title to its content, one concludes that Poppe is afflicted with both serious fat phobia and possibly some auditory processing issues.

elfkin, to cooking
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On tonight’s menu: hot Italian sausage braised in a caper tomato sauce over green peas and rice with lots of oregano. #cooking

elfkin,
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@MsHearthWitch I confess, it was both tasty and simple af. We’re lucky to have a great Italian butcher just down the street, and they make their links fresh every day.

elfkin, to Bloomscrolling
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Flowering Plum (2014) from the #IceFlowers series. Because Valentine's Day. #BloomScrolling #art

elfkin, to Fashion
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Here's the sketch of the last of the looks for Nick - daytime formal. I was able to give him the modern version of the frock coat with this butter yellow morning coat. Plus some more dragon action on the waistcoat pockets! Now to comp up some mix-and-matches and alternate colors. #couture #fashion #sewing

MsHearthWitch, to food
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Super easy almost no-spoon dinner tonight with a big payoff.

Miso garlic chicken wings and a cabbage slaw with a super simple miso dressing.

Both recipes from Just One Cookbook. No chopping (I buy bagged coleslaw mix), not a lot of standing (could technically do it sitting), and few dishes.

#food #cooking #meat

elfkin,
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@MsHearthWitch You had me at “miso garlic.”

elfkin, to cooking
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For dinner tonight: broiled Italian sausage, onions, and potatoes with a spot of green salad.

elfkin, to FiberArts
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Members of the hive mind in the general vicinity of Los Angeles, I have a request for assistance. Do you have a sewing machine that you're not currently using? Would you be willing to loan it out for couple of months?

I'm going to be teaching a sewing class at the local trans community center soon, and we need machines for folks to use. I'm looking for about 8 machines. Old is okay.

Boosts appreciated!

elfkin, to Bloomscrolling
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Gold Medallion Tree (2014) from the series.

MsHearthWitch, to random
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I'm really glad that I can crochet with just using my hands/arms and don't have to move a lot.

Been dealing with a major pain and body ache flare the last few days which makes doing anything with movement hard. Even watching tv makes the migraine angy.

So some soft music and crochet from a printed pattern is how I've made it thru.

I would like this pain to stop now. I have other things I'd like to do!!

#ChronicPain #NEISvoid

elfkin,
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@MsHearthWitch Blerf! These human bodies are so very sometimes. Hang in there.

elfkin, to cooking
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On tonight’s dinner menu: carrot and squash stew with caraway dumplings. I usually do drop dumplings but gave the roll and cut method a try. There’s a 75% chance I like them better this way.

elfkin, to cooking
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I riffed on Greek “grandma pasta” for lunch today. Tagliatelle in a sauce of browned butter, cinnamon, oregano, tomato, and leek with chunks of smoked cheese.

elfkin, to FiberArts
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The tangram for the prototype of Dan’s tuxedo trousers is done. Time to cut!

Keen eyes might notice that patterns have unusual features. Waistbands and flies are cut-on. Pocket bags serve as the inner w/b lining. And allowances are only 1/4” with extra 1/2” outlets on back to let out if needed. (Raw edges will be hand overcast in final garment.)

All done to reduce seams and bulk.

elfkin, to photography
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There is a special circle in hell reserved for photographers who take pix of other people’s art (e.g. murals, graffiti, paintings) and then mark it with their own copyright notice when posting.

elfkin,
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@James Photography and copyright intersect in a more nuanced way. Were it as simple as you describe, I could take a pic of any famous art work and sell it.

Obviously I cannot do this without being sued for infringement.

In order to successfully claim copyright ownership of a photograph containing substantial bits of other's art (fine & commercial) and architecture, I need their express permission.

elfkin, to random
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I guess there's nothing to do for this busted migration back from mastodon.art to woof.group but wait for it to sort itself. The last six prototype garments for the trunk show are now patterned up and waiting to be stitched, so I'm gonna carry on with that and try not to burst into tears over my masto accounts being broken.

elfkin,
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@MsHearthWitch Sadly, though for good reason, followers can only be moved through the migration process. Which I broke and have to wait 30 days until I can try again.

And while the .art instance's islanding-off (such a nice way to put it!) is the reason I wanted to come back here to woof, I think I'm the one who broke the process, not they.

elfkin,
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elfkin, to random
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<taps mic> Is this thing on?

So I thought it would be fun to migrate my account over to another instance. I was wrong.

Hopefully followers that I added during my time on mastodon.art make it back here with me.

For folks like @bowreality and @donkeyherder to whom I seemed to disappear, I'm glad to be back!

elfkin, to cooking
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It’s all chilly outside, so a roasted dinner felt like just the thing. Clockwise from top: onions and fennel with lots of oregano, chicken legs with smoked paprika, and root veg (carrot, parsnip, and potato).

elfkin, to cooking
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I made Greek chestnut and (Impossible) beef stew for lunch today. The ingredients (grated apple, prunes, pine nuts, tomatoes, raisins, ground meat, onions, and chestnuts) don’t exactly scream, “yum,” as a combo. But it is as delicious as all get out!

elfkin, to random
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I'm procrastinating on sending a cost estimate for couture work. The person requesting, bless them, lives in a fancy neighborhood, drives a luxury car, and somehow thought custom couture was going to be the same price as discount retail.

elfkin,
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@bowreality @MsHearthWitch @artbyailbhe Funny you should mention stickers and the like. Hubby had these mailing bags made for me as one of my Xmas gifts, and my sister was just telling me I need to get stickers made with my logo.

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