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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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RickiTarr, to random
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The most ridiculous thing about cop procedural shows is when they ask where a person was, and what they were doing at a specific time the person always has perfect and immediate recall. I'd be desperately trying to remember what day of the week that was, and trying to open my phone calendar. If I was the cop, I'd immediately be suspicious of the person who remembered exactly where they were and what they were doing.

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
https://youtu.be/E-bIMxB4zA8

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
I feel like I'm in this one.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @RickiTarr
Well you might just be in luck!
https://www.wbal.com/baltimore-county-police-investigating-possible-human-remains-at-recycling-center/

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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Good afternoon Mastodonians! Finally starting to clear here near the Bay.
#afternoon #clouds #Chesapeake #Dogs #GunDogDayAfternoon

Photo of a calm afternoon on Harris Creek, sky is deep blue behind a tattered white cloud deck, grey stratus and puffy cumulus off in the distance. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk, looking out for interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm afternoon on Harris Creek, sky is deep blue behind a tattered white cloud deck, grey stratus and puffy cumulus off in the distance. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.
Photo of a calm afternoon on Harris Creek, sky is deep blue behind a tattered white cloud deck, grey stratus and puffy cumulus off in the distance. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
Nice. My policy is to enjoy the good weather while it's here.
We've had 15 rainout weekends out of 18 this year. Good for planting trees and shrubs, on the bright side

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
Maybe they ripened too fast, not enough time to stockpile sugar?
You can make wine, needs sugar though.
A nice sugar free activity you can do is take a couple pounds of them and scatter them all over your enemie's car. The birds will do the rest. It will be magnificent.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
OTOH, working on serious hot pepper action this year:

Photo of a raised garden bed featuring young Hungarian paprika and Anaheim pepper plants

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
Those are Fish peppers, aren't they?

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat @edwilk
Hey, I'm scrollin' down here!

edwilk, to music
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@TidalFlats @glasspusher @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @Biff52
Check this young man.

https://www.tiktok.com/

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @glasspusher @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @Biff52
What the fuc

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher @12thRITS @Biff52
The King in RED RUM

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @12thRITS @Biff52
MORE COWBELL

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher @12thRITS @Biff52
This is the history we can take comfort from in these bleak times.

RickiTarr, to random
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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
I'd like to have been on this one
https://youtu.be/zoGMXRjLKGE?feature=shared

RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
Yeah these are good, esp. "Cave of Unimaginable Delights". These days though, we'd probably just shorthand it to "Fun Tunnel", much less prosaic.

keithmorrisnm, to random
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TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
"Aliens Ate My Popemobile"

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @keithmorrisnm
So the Popemobile has a trunk?
Good to know.

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher
I've been pooping all the week through
At home, at work and on the bus
I've been praying I can hold true
And not poop all over us

[Chorus 2]
I can take humiliation
And hurtful comments from the boss
I'm just praying by the weekend
I don't poop all over us
[Verse 1]

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! It's the start of another fine Goose-Bothering, Boat Spotting day near the Bay
#morning #sunrise #Chesapeake #Birds #boats #dogs #GunDogMorning

Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising to the left in a partly cloudy blue sky. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sun, sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk looking out for some serious Goose-Bothering.
Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising to the left in a partly cloudy blue sky. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sun, sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk and in the marsh, happy to finally get in some serious Goose-Bothering.
Photo of a clear morning on Harris Creek sun rising offscreen to the left in a partly cloudy blue sky. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sun, sky and clouds. In the foreground a lone Canada goose keeps station in the water as a Chesapeake Bay deadrise workboat in the background makes a turn at the end of a line of crab pots.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
Button up!

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
It's gratifying to know that the situation isn't critical enough for pants

TidalFlats, to random
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OK, this is just cruel.
#ChunderRoad

https://www.centralillinoisproud.com/news/local-news/a-senior-prank-with-celtic-flair/?utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=socialflow

AlterNewt, to random
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"Christ", muttered Charles, as he unveiled the portrait.

Speaking at the unveiling, the artist said that he wished to explain “two artistic pieces of licence.Yeo said: “One is the colour, obviously, which was inspired by the colour of the bright red tunic of the Welsh Guards.

“The other thing is the butterfly. I would love to take full credit for that but it was actually the subject’s idea.”

Charles laughed and asked: “Was it?"

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt
A portrait of Charles at the exact moment of his transmogrification into a Fire Cenobite.
When prompted for comment, he said: " I will tear your souls apart."

edwilk, to random
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Dinner!!🔔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjmANi13WA0

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
https://youtu.be/XI3szd4TyDA

TidalFlats, to random
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Theory? What theory?
@keithmorrisnm #ChunderRoad
https://gizmodo.com/absurd-conspiracy-theory-claims-alaskan-science-experim-1851475451

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