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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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edwilk, to random
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https://www.axios.com/2024/05/05/israel-us-ammunition-shipment-hold

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
"The incident raised serious concerns inside the Israeli government and sent officials scrambling to understand why the shipment was held, Israeli officials said."
Wait, I think I know this one...

12thRITS, to random
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Both sides! As a goobernor, this woman makes an excellent Ice Queen.

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS

glasspusher, to random
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@edwilk @TidalFlats @Biff52

weather is happening!

weather station readout showing 11.4 mm of rain thus far today with a rain rate of 8.1 mm/hr at the bottom, the display says “It’s raining cats and dogs”

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @edwilk @Biff52
Yikes!
It's raining here too, no Cats and Dogs though.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @edwilk @Biff52
Recharge those reservoirs!

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk

I feel that "Potrzebie" is the System of Weights and Measures we need in these dark times.

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk

"Although writer Koch intended the game to be completely unplayable, some colleges attempted to form teams and play the game."

This is the can-do spirit that makes America great.

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Outstanding. Was anyone suspended for Sportsmanlike Conduct?

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
I've seen a lot of road, been and done many things:some great, some fun, some weird and frankly stupid. Never had fun mounting tires, even with those machines.

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @AlterNewt @glasspusher @Biff52 @edwilk
Hand stripping the remaining latex floor paint off the 10' X 25' poured concrete breezeway slab and prep sanding it for epoxy with one of these:

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
I see your horrible GM car and raise you this

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Worst car ever. Hands down.

TidalFlats,
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@ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Impressive

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Yes, now I know better.

RickiTarr, to random
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Oppenheimer is Godzilla's Dad.

I don't make the rules, don't get mad at me.

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
Turns out he had thousands of nieces too

TidalFlats, to Reptiles
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Lizard days are here again
As summer evenings grow
#Chesapeake #reptiles #Lizard #BroadHeadedSkink #DrLizardo #LizardPeople

TidalFlats,
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More Lizard Action
#Chesapeake #reptiles #Lizard #BroadHeadedSkink #DrLizardo #LizardPeople

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat
I AM THE LIZARD KING
I can do anything

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat
That's how you get beautiful bronze lizard skin.

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! A fine, cooler and windier day near the Bay. Excellent weather to indulge in some quality Goose-Bothering action.
#morning #clouds #Chesapeake #Birds #GooseBothering #Dogs #GunDogMorning

Photo of a calm morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a thin wispy cirrus cloud layer. Sky is deep blue behind, peeking out through the gaps. Marsh is greening up fast for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky, sun and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl
Photo of a calm morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a thin wispy cirrus cloud layer. Sky is deep blue behind, peeking out through the gaps. Marsh is greening up fast for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky, sun and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk , thrilled to finally be able to indulge in some serious Goose-Bothering.
Photo of a calm morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a thin wispy cirrus cloud layer. Sky is deep blue behind, peeking out through the gaps. Marsh is greening up fast for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky, sun and clouds.

TidalFlats, to baltimore
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Long read but well worthwhile.
#KeyBridge #baltimore #BaltimoreHarbor #USACE #USCG #ships #Salvage #Dali

https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/local-news/key-bridge-cleanup-corp-of-engineers-VXWASKR7IZEB3C5NHPDGAIFIUU/

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! A beautiful beginning of May Day near the Bay, yay!

Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk looking out for interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising offscreen to the left. A low grey shelf of cloud bisects the sky to the right. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt
Happy May Day!

12thRITS, to random
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A lot of liberals don't realize it, but the President has one of these in a closet off the Oval Office, and he uses it to control gasoline prices.

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS
During the Bush II to Obama administration transition, the staff had to recover it from Cheney's SCIF in the Naval Observatory. No one's allowed to talk about what he was doing to it in there.

AlterNewt, to random
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It's after midnight in the UK, so...

ED BALLS

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @thepoliticalcat
Sad. The memes would have been incendiary.

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