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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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AlterNewt, to random
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It's after midnight in the UK, so...

ED BALLS

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @thepoliticalcat
Happy Ed Balls Day, to those who celebrate!

keithmorrisnm, to random
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TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
Wait, do the interns rotate or do the interns rotate the animals?

It's important.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm
Frame dragging? Just how massive are these animals?

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm
If an infinite number of interns tries to rotate an animal of infinite mass...

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm @glasspusher
"Dear Mr. Lovett:
I am not a crank..."

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm
I have to say I appreciate the beauty of this even while my Biologist brain is hissing and backing away .

AlterNewt, to random
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TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt
You never can tell just who is going to hook up.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @tayfonay @AlterNewt "Speciation is for insects."
-Robert Heinlein

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @tayfonay @AlterNewt
True love respects no maritime boundaries

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @tayfonay
"I keep telling people she's OK with this, but..."

w7voa, to random
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The South Dakota governor, who is a Trump VP aspirant, admits in her forthcoming book to shooting her puppy and goats. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/apr/26/trump-kristi-noem-shot-dog-and-goat-book

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@w7voa
thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social @PamelaBarroway #ChunderRoad

Well, it's April 2024 and I feel it's time for me to admit to an unbroken 34 year long streak of a Politically Correct Gun Dog training method of not making any of my dogs pay for my personal failures by shooting them in the head.

edwilk, to random
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FYI

If you have a box filled with rice to keep kitchen knifes in, it may become infested with maggots.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @edwilk
Maggots with knives are bad enough. Maggots on acid with knives - too terrible to contemplate.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @edwilk
"Popular Maniacs"

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @edwilk
Busy day.

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @12thRITS @glasspusher @edwilk
It is gratifying to see a group of people who actually want to work these days.

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @edwilk @glasspusher @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm
He's right. Don't rush into a relationship just because someone's unboxed and in the same room.

TidalFlats,
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@Okanogen @edwilk
Are you sure it was rice?

TidalFlats, to random
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@keithmorrisnm
" But sir, it's only Whaffer- sided thin!"
https://social.treehouse.systems/@Elizafox/112336186814750081

keithmorrisnm, to random
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NOOOO!!!!!

https://blockclubchicago.org/2024/04/24/chicago-rat-hole-removed-by-city/

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
YOU BASTARDS

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
Where are the rats going to get their drugs and pocket change now?

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @AlterNewt @tayfonay
It would be irresponsible not to speculate

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
Ketchup is stored in the balls

GottaLaff, to random
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Whoever would have guessed?🤦🏻‍♀️

Conservative justices appear skeptical federal law requires emergency care

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/04/24/supreme-court-arguments-abortions-emergency-emtala/

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@GottaLaff
I listened to some of the arguments this morning and I have to say that U.S. Solicitor General Elizabeth B. Prelogar is sharper, better versed in the law and a a far more effective presenter than all of the RW Justices put together.

glasspusher, to random
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I just typed this into work slack this morning, so I know my day's off to a good start:

“what could possibly go wrhog”

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher
Laugh now, but when 30-60 wrhogs run through your yard it'll be a different story.

12thRITS, to random
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Apparently in #Trump's trial, there is an "overflow room," where would-be spectators sit and watch the proceedings, presumably on teevee. So why can't we do the same?

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @12thRITS
We're they able to record the farts?

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