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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
Yeah these are good, esp. "Cave of Unimaginable Delights". These days though, we'd probably just shorthand it to "Fun Tunnel", much less prosaic.

keithmorrisnm, to random
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TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
"Aliens Ate My Popemobile"

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @keithmorrisnm
So the Popemobile has a trunk?
Good to know.

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! It's the start of another fine Goose-Bothering, Boat Spotting day near the Bay
#morning #sunrise #Chesapeake #Birds #boats #dogs #GunDogMorning

Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising to the left in a partly cloudy blue sky. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sun, sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk looking out for some serious Goose-Bothering.
Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising to the left in a partly cloudy blue sky. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sun, sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk and in the marsh, happy to finally get in some serious Goose-Bothering.
Photo of a clear morning on Harris Creek sun rising offscreen to the left in a partly cloudy blue sky. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sun, sky and clouds. In the foreground a lone Canada goose keeps station in the water as a Chesapeake Bay deadrise workboat in the background makes a turn at the end of a line of crab pots.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
Button up!

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
It's gratifying to know that the situation isn't critical enough for pants

TidalFlats, to random
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OK, this is just cruel.
#ChunderRoad

https://www.centralillinoisproud.com/news/local-news/a-senior-prank-with-celtic-flair/?utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=socialflow

AlterNewt, to random
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"Christ", muttered Charles, as he unveiled the portrait.

Speaking at the unveiling, the artist said that he wished to explain “two artistic pieces of licence.Yeo said: “One is the colour, obviously, which was inspired by the colour of the bright red tunic of the Welsh Guards.

“The other thing is the butterfly. I would love to take full credit for that but it was actually the subject’s idea.”

Charles laughed and asked: “Was it?"

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt
A portrait of Charles at the exact moment of his transmogrification into a Fire Cenobite.
When prompted for comment, he said: " I will tear your souls apart."

edwilk, to random
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Dinner!!🔔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjmANi13WA0

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
https://youtu.be/XI3szd4TyDA

TidalFlats, to random
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Theory? What theory?
@keithmorrisnm
https://gizmodo.com/absurd-conspiracy-theory-claims-alaskan-science-experim-1851475451

TidalFlats, to random
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher #ChunderRoad
https://triangletoot.party/@jhv/112440636207068348

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! Here at the start of another fine day near the Bay. Cloudy but excellent weather for Great Blue Heron bothering and boat watching.
#morning #sunrise #clouds #Chesapeake #birds #boats #dogs #GunDogMorning

Photo of a cloudy morning on Harris Creek sun rising low behind a solid grey cloud deck. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk staring out at a flying Great Blue Heron.
Photo of a cloudy morning on Harris Creek sun rising low behind a solid grey cloud deck. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk and look out at a working Chesapeake Bay deadrise workboat in the middle of Harris Creek.
Photo of a cloudy morning on Harris Creek sun rising low behind a solid grey cloud deck. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.

RickiTarr, to random
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If you wash and dry a load of laundry, you also have to be prepared to fold it, and put it away. It's not really helping otherwise.

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
https://youtu.be/Ah1H3x9L8wk

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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Good morning Mastodonians! It's a cool, floody, breezy, cloudy but clearing day near the Bay.

Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. A blowup high tide is flooding the high patens wetland on either side of the wood walk. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk, looking longingly at the inviting high water
Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. A blowup high tide is flooding the high patens wetland on either side of the wood walk. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk, looking longingly at the inviting high water.
Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. The high patens wetland salt bushes stand green on either side of the wood walk. Creek water from a blowup high tide is flooding the walk's entrance. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers splash joyfully through the high tide.

TidalFlats,
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"I Shall Return - with dogs."

keithmorrisnm, to random
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Important hapsburg update

https://thebaffler.com/latest/feeling-blessed-hooks

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
"The crisis of our time is the loss of reality,” Coulombe continued, under the double-eagle flag of the century-dead empire.

This part I agree with.

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
We'll never get over this, I just know it

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
If you ever wanted to know what Peter Theil dreams about...

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @keithmorrisnm
I'm sure the lucid dreams are far worse.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @keithmorrisnm
One hopes they never get that bad.

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher
How many is too many?
Asking for a friend

keithmorrisnm, to random
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There you have it

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @AlterNewt @edwilk
Like you need another Folk singer?
https://youtu.be/1n8rfFRvIH0?feature=shared

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
The Brainworm Ouroboros

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @AlterNewt
It's best to let the genuine assholes forge ahead in these instances.

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher @AlterNewt
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