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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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rbreich, to random
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The Biden Admin is requiring airlines to disclose add-on costs like baggage fees upfront.

It's expected to save fliers $500M/year by making it easier to comparison shop.

Would you be surprised if I told you that Trump's Admin fought against efforts to rein in airline junk fees?

SenseException,
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@rbreich Because rules demand to do the opposite of your political opponent.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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This past week I had a problem at DayJob that would’ve been easier to solve if we had adopted the use of repositories that create immutable value objects. Since this is a Laravel project, I was overruled. My first implementation ended up being wrong (found out via production testing) and the fix ended up involving Eloquent mutators.

I still think value objects are the better solution but my boss both disagrees and trolls me about it.

SenseException,
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@scottkeckwarren @ramsey @Crell @grmpyprogrammer Code review: "Yep, looks like php. And please use a constant for this value because it's used in two different places."

sixtus, to random German
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Als statt Klimaaktivisten plötzlich Klimaaktivitäten den Verkehr lahm legten, erwiesen sich die Strafgesetze als wirkungslos.

SenseException,
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@sixtus Die haben ein Wasserrohr angezapft und alles überflutet!!1!!!elf

greg0ire, to random
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Wanna get confused? Yesterday I reported a bug about SQL injection not working: https://github.com/tree-sitter/tree-sitter-php/issues/243

SenseException,
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@greg0ire Fix: Don't use heredoc.

SenseException,
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@greg0ire Whydoc? Becausedoc tree-sitter wouldn't need to fix it then. 😁

SenseException, to random German
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Today I got #Takoyako for free because they weren't burning hot. I wasn't even complaining.

SenseException, to grafana German
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It's convenient that #Grafana dashboards can be extracted as a JSON config.

SenseException, to random German
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This year's #phpday2024 looks like it's fun again. I hope everyone enjoys the stay as much as I enjoy the toots. :elephpant_blue:

ocramius, to php
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"removing final is not an option" - @phpday @heiglandreas

I like how this seed has grown in the #php community 😁

SenseException,
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@ocramius The non-ecommerce part of it from what I've seen so far.

phpday, to php
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⭐️ "Watch the clock" is Andreas Heigl's talk.
@heiglandreas is Solution-Provider

SenseException,
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@Crell @phpday @heiglandreas Weirdly enough, the only thing I've noticed was his shorter hair. Haven't seen him for a while. 😅

SenseException,
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@Crell @phpday @heiglandreas I have a hard time recognizing people's faces if they made a significant change like hairstyle or beards.

rskuipers, to random
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Shoutout to PHPWomen by @michelle opening

SenseException,
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@rskuipers @michelle Is #PHPWomen in the fediverse?

SenseException,
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@michelle @rskuipers May I ask what happened?

Ten, to random
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Sugar is the only word where ‘su’ makes a ‘sh’ sound.

At least, I’m pretty sure that’s right.

SenseException,
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@Ten Are you sure? What a same.

workchronicles, to random
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SenseException,
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@workchronicles No good candidate for cheap work.

davidrevoy, to random
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SenseException,
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@davidrevoy You know that treasure chests can contain rare grimoire? Ignore the spell that can tell if a chest is a mimic or not. It's just 99% accurate.

carnage4life, to random
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As surmised, there was no grand strategy in laying off the entire supercharger team. It was a rage firing because an exec defied a layoff order and now Tesla has to beg these people to return now their CEO’s calmed down.

When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.

SenseException,
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@carnage4life for lower wages?

SenseException, to random German
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To all the blog writers out there: Thank you for your free contribution to LLMs. Even if they weren't allowed to use your content.

SenseException, to php German
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Before Deployer was used everywhere, I used Magallanes for deploying #PHP applications.
https://magephp.com

heiglandreas, to random
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Starting my travels to Verona for @phpday on thursday.

I'm really looking forward to seeing a lot of old and new friends there and along the way.

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas @phpday Enjoy your time there.

SenseException, to random German
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So much this 👇
https://mastodon.social/

SenseException, to random German
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derickr, to Eurovision
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Too bad that the best song wasn't even featured. #ned #eurovision #joostklein

SenseException,
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@derickr I had to watch it on youtube today.

SenseException, to random German
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I finally read the blog about software entropy. It was a permanent tab in my browser for a very, very long time. If you missed it, here's the link:
https://thevaluable.dev/fighting-software-entropy/

mikey179, to random German
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Guten Morgen vom Freeway. (😱) Der Tag beginnt mit einem Fernreisebus (😱😱), der jedoch für Taiwan unüblicherweise keine gehäkelten Gardinen besitzt. (😱😱😱) #Taiwbahn oder eher #TaiwBus?

Blick auf die gegenüberliegende Spur der anderen Richtung, auf der ein Auto gerade einen Mini-LKW überholt hat. In der Ferne ist die aufgeständerte High Speed Raulway Line zu sehen.

SenseException,
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@mikey179 Gefühlt gibts mehr Katzenthemen als Bahnen bei #Taiwbahn 😸

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