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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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SenseException, to random German
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Today I got #Takoyako for free because they weren't burning hot. I wasn't even complaining.

SenseException, to grafana German
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It's convenient that dashboards can be extracted as a JSON config.

SenseException, to random German
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This year's looks like it's fun again. I hope everyone enjoys the stay as much as I enjoy the toots. :elephpant_blue:

ocramius, to php
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"removing final is not an option" - @phpday @heiglandreas

I like how this seed has grown in the community 😁

SenseException,
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@ocramius The non-ecommerce part of it from what I've seen so far.

phpday, to php
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⭐️ "Watch the clock" is Andreas Heigl's talk.
@heiglandreas is Solution-Provider

#phpday #phpday #PHP #conference

SenseException,
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@Crell @phpday @heiglandreas Weirdly enough, the only thing I've noticed was his shorter hair. Haven't seen him for a while. 😅

SenseException,
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@Crell @phpday @heiglandreas I have a hard time recognizing people's faces if they made a significant change like hairstyle or beards.

rskuipers, to random
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Shoutout to PHPWomen by @michelle opening #phpday

SenseException,
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@rskuipers @michelle Is in the fediverse?

SenseException,
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@michelle @rskuipers May I ask what happened?

Ten, to random
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Sugar is the only word where ‘su’ makes a ‘sh’ sound.

At least, I’m pretty sure that’s right.

SenseException,
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@Ten Are you sure? What a same.

workchronicles, to random
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(comic) A good LinkedIn story https://workchronicles.substack.com/p/comic-a-good-linkedin-story

SenseException,
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@workchronicles No good candidate for cheap work.

davidrevoy, to random
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My treasure

SenseException,
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@davidrevoy You know that treasure chests can contain rare grimoire? Ignore the spell that can tell if a chest is a mimic or not. It's just 99% accurate.

carnage4life, to random
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As surmised, there was no grand strategy in laying off the entire supercharger team. It was a rage firing because an exec defied a layoff order and now Tesla has to beg these people to return now their CEO’s calmed down.

When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.

SenseException,
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@carnage4life for lower wages?

SenseException, to random German
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To all the blog writers out there: Thank you for your free contribution to LLMs. Even if they weren't allowed to use your content.

SenseException, to php German
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Before Deployer was used everywhere, I used Magallanes for deploying applications.
https://magephp.com

heiglandreas, to random
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Starting my travels to Verona for @phpday on thursday.

I'm really looking forward to seeing a lot of old and new friends there and along the way.

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas @phpday Enjoy your time there.

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So much this 👇
https://mastodon.social/

SenseException, to random German
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#Budgies

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Too bad that the best song wasn't even featured.

SenseException,
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@derickr I had to watch it on youtube today.

SenseException, to random German
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I finally read the blog about software entropy. It was a permanent tab in my browser for a very, very long time. If you missed it, here's the link:
https://thevaluable.dev/fighting-software-entropy/

SenseException, (edited ) to random German
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I'm back using .js again, but nothing that will be a presentation at public events.

Brainstorming:
I'm considering using it for presentations for short videos that I can share. I experienced that some people learn better with videos than text.

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Guten Morgen vom Freeway. (😱) Der Tag beginnt mit einem Fernreisebus (😱😱), der jedoch für Taiwan unüblicherweise keine gehäkelten Gardinen besitzt. (😱😱😱) oder eher ?

Blick auf die gegenüberliegende Spur der anderen Richtung, auf der ein Auto gerade einen Mini-LKW überholt hat. In der Ferne ist die aufgeständerte High Speed Raulway Line zu sehen.

SenseException,
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@mikey179 Gefühlt gibts mehr Katzenthemen als Bahnen bei 😸

SenseException, to ai German
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There's a major advantage of : It has no human rights or employment laws. It can be treated as wished and it won't (really) complain or strike like people do. So it doesn't matter if it can't really replace people or deliver the same output.

SenseException, to random German
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If you stay long enough you might have to deal with the consequences of your own work and learn from them. But it's more convenient to leave while people call you a genius or something similar. 🤓
https://mastodon.social/@workchronicles/112406786807339416

saramg, to random
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Watching Star Trek TNG Season 1 and good... god... I don't even know where to start. This show is NOT holding up. Like, on so many levels. And I have 't even gotten to Code of Honor yet.

SenseException,
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@saramg "Alcohol has the same effect on people" 😄

SenseException, to mastodon German
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Are there clients out there that do interpret and format ? 🤔

SenseException,
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@Girgias @elk Now it makes sense why I see here and there toots with something that looks like md.

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