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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Lesson for potential and current speakers — my talk today didn’t go over as well as I wanted. The audience had different expectations and feedback was helpful. This happens to every speaker at one time or another.

SenseException,
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@rskuipers @sebastian @grmpyprogrammer Thanks, I was asking this question myself.

Crell, to random
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AMEN!

Via @michelle
#phptek #OSS

SenseException,
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@Crell @michelle But mostly won't. Free of charge software, yay.

Crell, to random
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The government is good at making standards standard.

Until you defund that department, and then it all went to hell.

Via @auroraeosrose

#phptek

SenseException,
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@Crell @auroraeosrose Sounds like a talk I'd like to see.

Crell, to random
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"I learned by opening things up and seeing how they work." - @ramsey

#phptek

SenseException,
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@Crell @ramsey One noble way of learning.

SenseException, to random German
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Writing scripts with a lot of output and highlighting "success" messages with a red background color is troll level 26.

SenseException, to random German
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"We always did it that way" also fits to vaccines. Now we have people doubting something that helped to save lifes in the past.

Sometimes we were always doing it that way because it provably is the right thing to do. Now people would even question seatbelts in cars (again) or washing hands (again).

Software development is no exception.

Crell, to random
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Oh fuck no. Logitech, don't give me this bullshit. Get AI out of my mouse!

https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/17/24132468/logitech-ai-prompt-builder-button

SenseException,
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@Crell Cheap devices become more and more attractive.

SenseException, to random German
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Doing management stuff involuntary sucks. 😔

mattsches, to android German
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Gibt's eigentlich noch aktiv entwickelte und empfehlenswerte GitHub-Clients für Android? Nutze bisher FastHub, aber da geht es offenbar nicht mehr weiter …

SenseException,
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@mattsches Hatte ich in der Vergangenheit auch mal gefragt. Bisher ohne Erfolg. Deshalb würde mich das auch interessieren.

SenseException, to random German
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Ohne einen ausgefüllten Antrag eine Kreditkarte von meiner Bank bekommen. Ist das normal? 🤔 #followerpower

SenseException,
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@rentatobbes Hab den Antrag bisher nicht ausgefüllt und versendet. Daher wundere ich mich darüber und frage mich, ob das vollkommen unabhängig geschah und nichts mit dem aus vergangener Kommunikation zu tun hat.

SenseException,
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@frankkleine @rentatobbes Ich hab keine alte Kreditkarte wenn du das meinst. Das ist meine erste.

Schrank, to php German
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You are used to #PHP and want to #debug in #ruby?
Do this:

puts object.inspect
raise "Stop the program here"

https://winkelwagen.de/2024/04/23/ruby-as-a-php-developer/

SenseException,
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@Schrank I remember writing a "var-dump" in Ruby for the RPG Maker XP. This was close to 20 years ago.

SenseException, to opensource German
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Many businesses are build upon some people's hobby.
https://mastodon.social/@bagder/112313816741180729

Instead of "I made a living out of my hobby", it's mostly "I made a living out of your hobbies".
#opensource

carnage4life, to random
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More evidence that this is the toughest tech job market since the dot com era. The top Indian outsourcing firms have their first layoffs in 20 years.

I really feel for all the new graduates entering this market.

https://indiadispatch.xyz/2024/04/19/indian-consultancy-firms-tcs-infosys-and-wipro-have-cut-over-60000-jobs-in-a-year/

SenseException,
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@carnage4life A great time for companies to force experienced devs to work for less money.

SenseException, to random German
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I planned to buy new eyeglasses this year and already went to measure my eyes.

Now the frame on temple side of my current eyeglasses broke. Lesson: If you don't plan maintenance for your glasses, then your glasses plan it for you. 😅

SenseException, to gamedev German
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#gamedev story

  • JavaScript
    Language wasn't powerful enough (back then)

  • Macromedia Flash
    Nice tool for web and local games. Did some fun mini games & animations with it. Used Action Script

  • RPG Maker XP
    It was great for RPGs and was my first step into Ruby

  • XNA
    Made by Microsoft. Uses C#. I did some promising initial work, but MS decided to stop XNA

  • Pause

  • #Unity
    I did some promising initial work, but well... Unity happened

  • #Godot
    I installed it. Now give me time and motivation

Skoop, to random
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Made a friend at the hotel here. When I just arrived the room was really warm, so I opened the balcony door. I was just in the toilet when I heard sound in the room. This friend had entered my hotelroom through the balcony door.

Now, every time I even remotely open the door to get some fresh air in here, this friend is on the balcony.

❤️

SenseException,
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@Skoop A spy in feathers

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas @Skoop Birds are real, but eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

Crell, to random
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Reminder: US courts have decided the 5th amendment does not apply to your body. Only to your brain (for now).

Never, ever, rely on a fingerprint or face sac for auth. The Cops can legally hold you down and force your finger on the sensor.

This is why passwords/passcodes are a must, permanently forever.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/cops-can-force-suspect-to-unlock-phone-with-thumbprint-us-court-rules/

SenseException,
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@Crell So people are going to be forced to use more fingerprints etc. for auth in the future?

mattsches, to php German
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Wir suchen noch einen Talk für das nächste @phpugrhh Meetup im Juli in Mainz. Schwerpunkt soll im weitesten Sinne "Content Management" sein, wer also ein Thema aus diesem Bereich hat und davon erzählen möchte, darf sich sehr gern melden!

Bitte auch gern retröten!

#php #phpugrhh

SenseException,
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@mattsches @phpugrhh Schade das Mainz nicht bei mir "um die Ecke" liegt.

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    SenseException,
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    @AlSweigart With the end of ToS, they dropped one point from that list: fist fights. 😄

    SenseException, to php German
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    talks 10 years ago: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

    PHP talks nowadays: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

    SenseException,
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    @Crell @deleugpn @ramsey Not to mention that devs can stuff any data in any form or structure into an array (which is what you already called "hell to maintain"). It reminds me of RDBMS/SQL vs. Document DBs/NoSQL.

    SenseException,
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    "Use value objects instead of arrays" in 2024.
    Onward, bringing this message to the next decade.
    https://phpc.social/@ian/112328282730050276

    SenseException,
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    @dusoft As far as I can remember objects became faster and faster over the last decade with newer php versions. I'm sure you'll find a history of such tests in Google.

    The benefits of VOs are about structure, api, maintenance and/or archtecture.

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