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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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ocramius, to random
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Why put production secrets in a vault, when Confluence can hide them more efficiently?

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas @ocramius When you're not looking for them, then you will find them.

SenseException, to random German
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PHPDay will probably be my last international event where I'll participate as a speaker for a while. I dislike long travels even though it's great to visit new places.

SenseException, to programming German
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Don't export in that shouldn't be accessible. You can find unused exports with ts-unused-exports.
https://github.com/pzavolinsky/ts-unused-exports

mirjam_diala, to random German

Got scolded - pretty loudly - by one of the blackbirds that hang around here because I need to refill the bird feeder.

Rude!!

Also, I love them 🥹

SenseException,
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@mirjam_diala That's a daily routine for a bird.

rowan_m, to random
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I typo'ed "node" and… what exactly have all of you been up to? 🤨

SenseException,
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@rowan_m nudejs is a thing.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I used to think I could make a good living as a consultant helping companies fix their PHP code and wrap tests around things and in the process help them get shit done faster.

How naive.

SenseException,
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@grmpyprogrammer Theoretically.

SenseException,
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@grmpyprogrammer Sounds like it doesn't make sense to become a consultant without friends.

heiglandreas, to random
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German is weird. But I think other languages as well...

I mean... Usually you can add a questionmark after a sentence or even a word...

Though it looks like that doesn't work with "coffee"....

I mean...

how can that ever be a question!

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas A shortcut for "Where's the coffee?" or "Do we have coffee?"

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas When someone addresses me with "coffee?" I'd answer "No, I'm Claudio."

If I get the question "coffee?" While someone is showing me a cup of coffee, I'd answer "I know".

Just like in the Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker movies. 😄

heiglandreas, to random
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Thanks to the moderators of @phpc for being fast and hard at work currently!!!

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas @phpc What did I miss?

SenseException, (edited )
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@heiglandreas @phpc I had spam of the same username, always from a different Mastodon instance, but it was manageable to block. It was in the dozens during 2 weeks.

SenseException, to random German
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I love it when a framework is working with an implemented class in type hints instead of its interface. This needs more work, #Akeneo.

afilina, to random
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F*ck cancer.

SenseException,
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@afilina My condolences.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I have done every single one of these things

SenseException,
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@grmpyprogrammer I never used checks. And we had no Blockbuster around here. Every other point is a hit.

SenseException,
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@nanimal @grmpyprogrammer That counts in my book. It's used.

SenseException, to random German
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The biggest problem with AI right now are humans treating it like a silver bullet.

frankkleine, to random German

„Commit and Disable Live“: is this the „It‘s friday, YOLO!“ button?

image/jpeg

SenseException,
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@frankkleine Press Button2 to fix it.

SenseException, to random German
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"Components are tightly coupled: it’s hard to use a Laravel component outside Laravel because it requires many other packages and wiring."
from https://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/131t2k1/laravel_considered_harmful/

It's why I stopped writing and showing Laravel code snippets.

ocramius, to random
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You may perhaps disagree with the title "Laravel considered harmful", but the contents are extremely valid/on point.

If you never noticed these massive flaws, you should look deeper at how you select your toolchain; how it affects the compromises that you dev teams consider "acceptable".

For me, the grand majority of Laravel's shortcuts are absolutely unacceptable, in the context of professional software development.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/131t2k1/laravel_considered_harmful/

SenseException,
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@ocramius "It’s hard to test, it’s hard to mock."
That's no problem for those who don't write tests.

shochdoerfer, to random
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Of course, the prod deployment failure on Friday is the icing on the cake of a shitty week...

SenseException,
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@shochdoerfer I wish the extended weekend can unshit some of the stuff that happened during the week.

mirjam_diala, to random German

Eating food out of a bowl - preferably with a spoon - is high comfort for me. Anyone else?! I now even have a photo album just for my #comfortfood ... and I honestly don't know what to do with that. Maybe just scroll through it longingly every time I have to eat from a 😤 plate 😤

SenseException,
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@mirjam_diala I prefer bowls too when it comes to food with tasty liquids like brews in my home-cooked soups or stews/mulligans. Or cornflakes (which I strangely eat in the evening rather than in the morning).

SenseException,
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@mirjam_diala They definetly have a special place in my kitchen. (Metaphorically. They're in the same place as my plates.)

SenseException, to random German
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Isn't adding a joker watering the game?
https://bird.makeup/users/settermjd/statuses/1651864111540584448

HolgerHellinger, to random

Make Frontend Shit Again https://makefrontendshitagain.party/

SenseException,
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@HolgerHellinger Woah woah. Don't come with this modern jQuery stuff. We don't need that in our Web 1.0.

SenseException, to random German
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I wrote to the Shopware support about a dev problem and fixed it myself after getting no response after 2 days. I kept the support ticket open just out of curiosity when I'll get at least a response. Tomorrow will be one week.

SenseException,
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BTW: It was one week and one day until I got a question-related response.

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